NATO HAS BEEN ACTIVATED DUE TO CHINA INVADING TAIWAN AND YOU ARE GETTING DRAFTED! Biden has also just announced that he is raising the draft age to 18-60 and this applies to MEN AND WOMEN! The last two digits determine the chance of your survival and a red ID means YOU DIE Odds you drop down in Ukraine Evens you drop down in Taiwan youtu.be/xX5wn5j4bTQ
DU BS MEANS YOU GET A QT FOREIGN GIRLFRIEND WHEREVER YOU LAND AND CAN BRING HER HOME! (RED ID LOSES A LIMB) TRI PS DECIDE WHO WINS!(RED ID GETS CAUGHT WITH WAR CRIMES) QUA DS ACTIVATE THE NUKES AND ITS GAME OVER FOR EVERYONE! PEN TS AND THE ALIENS COME AND RAPE US ETERNALLY! IF YOU ARE A DRAFT DODGER FLIP A COIN 3 TIMES AND IF ITS HEADS TWICE YOU AVOID GETTING PICKED IF YOU GET 2 TAILS THEN YOU GET POUNDED IN PRISON FOR 5 YEARS! If your country is not part of NATO they are forced to join Post your war themes and whether or not you will commit warcrimes
>including women in our fun and games no, normalfag. fuck off.
Zachary Fisher
Cute Taiwanese gf pls
Anthony Wood
>Taiwan is helped by landing more troops in it
Blake Foster
Pretty stupid take considering that those two slav countries in war are cold shitholes and most males are probably virgin
Noah Kelly
Fuck off
Samuel Lee
Checked
Jackson Phillips
I'm calling my Uncle and having him pull some favors. Either I do operator shit, or I'm a POG doing analysis. I have a useful degree and I'm in better shape than most zoomers.
