Is this a Western nation?

Oh nihao Chang.

Yes.

Japan will always be protected because of anime.

I think that would be New Zealand

>Vassal
Fren.

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yes. they parrot whatever the americans say so they must be

Far East from Europe, but it's old nomenclature. Going either direction is actually possible to end up there.

He means its been a Western influenced Puppet state since 1945, and you will be happy.

Don't be jealous just because Japan likes us more than they like you.

Its not so much parrot, as willing say it. The japanese goverment is really conservative, and hates all the other asians in the region.

Sure there is some cuckery, but America pretends that no important events occurred before, 1945, buys toyotas like nothing else, thinks they are based, and wants to be friends, while also hating all the other people they hate.

Its closer to a younger brother relationship. WE kinda like him, his cartoons are funny and he makes autistically good cars and products

Nanjing massacre will never be avenged

You're wrong user because in that case south america would be western, to be western you need to be liberal and inclusive like the angloids

I'll deny the bingbong massacre if i can get 10% off seiko watches. Fuck 'em

Protected by who?

To answer this question we look at a once famous man. John Harrison, the inventor of h3. Now you could say that Japan was the westiest of western countries or the eastiest of eastern countries. It’s almost like horseshoe theory really. That’s why John Harrison matters, you see. He was given a lot of money by the English crown for his invention, which changed the world. With the invention of h3 John Harrison affirmed Greenwich England as the zero point for all clocks.. being the European clock god he was. By doing this he also made a line across the Pacific Ocean called the date line. Everything west of Greenwich but east of the date line is west. Vice versa. Now we know the date line is in the pacific, and in fact it’s east of Japan making Japan an eastern country.

By the same people that own.. I mean lease Okinawa

No but they make the best motorcycles.

Japan is beyond western. More western than the west, hyperwestern if you will.

That would make Australia an Eastern country.

kek

Kiribati m8

Japanese are white

No, they are far superior.

if you keep going east then you end up where you started. hmmm....

Fixed that for you:

>Love of gay sex
No
>Mutilate children's genitals
No
>Obsession with importing foreigners
No
Not western

Are you trying to say Australia isn’t Muslim, Chinese or something?

so true! they even call football and soccer their proper names

They are actually diring to import foreigners now. Its the only way to save themselves since there birthrate is -900% and the average age is like 55.

Yes, they are great friends of other western nations. They especially love Sweden.

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them chompers

Japan invented straight people obsessing over gay sex.

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Cars too

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What are white-adjacent according to lefties

Yes

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The Portuguese who first visited Japan described them as White.

tokyo translate into something empire of the east

>sweden
Mashallah!!!!