>Be Russia
>Talk mad shit for years about your military
>Armatards sucking your dick
>Time to go to war in Ukraine
>Amass a majority of your army on the border
>Launch only a few cruise missiles at the start because your can’t afford to launch too many
>Army immediately starts to get fucked
>16 year olds conscripts running out of fuel
>Your soldiers run away from their vehicles the moment they get shot at
>Cuck cages aren’t working
>Get stuck in mud
>Take worthless objectives
>The internet is flooded with videos of your hardware getting destroyed
>16 year olds start to get captured
>You can’t effectively use your Air Force because your stuck in the 70s when it comes to guided munitions
>Decide that an overwhelming force isn’t what you want for reasons
>Shut down the growing opposition to the invasion within your own country
>Get fucked with the same cyber attack tactics you’ve used against the west
>Deploy the Muslim hordes while claiming to be a sanctuary for Christendom
>Deploy more amartards to /k/ to defend you
>Cripple your economy for generations while you get laughed at by the rest of the world
>Motivate multiple generations of Ukrainians to fight you
>Still claim your not trying to turn Ukrainians agains you even though you’re literally invading their homeland
>Wonder about the horrible fate your saboteurs are facing as they get captured
>Cope by saying your ready for peace talks two days into your full scale war
>Cope harder by threatening Finland and Sweden
>Cope even harder by threaten the west with Nuclear war
>Come to the realization that initiative is difficult to gain back once it’s been lost
>Realize that history is filled with nations making the same mistake you’re making now
>Get your retarded cousin Belarus to come fight by your side
>Say that any pro-Ukrainian propaganda is cope while you push your shitty propaganda
>Still claim that you want regime change while motivating a future
Be Russia
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I like this posts I will use it lmao
Just a beast playing with it's prey.
It will kill and eat it eventually.
Vladimir Floydowitch last words will be 'I can't blyat'
Based and true
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Based and Putin pilled
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Playing with its prey? Nigga Russias economy was shit before the invasion, every hour this is going on is going to push Russia further towards a depression that won't be resolved for decades
Show flag, faggot
be Putin, go to war with a retarded strategy therefore, Ukrainians slaughter Russian soldiers and tanks
Russian soldiers don't need enemies when they have such an incompetent leader
most of the russian military's defeat is entirely the fault of Putin and the Russian military leadership
Great post. Based contemporary account third-hand account teller
It was destroyed by Obama last time. No one give a shit. For God sake, I've litteraly starve in 1997, what depression are you talking about?
yes
Based bro
I invested some money in your stock market after the crash. Every notification on my phone from western media was them coping with the fact that the EU will starve without Russian oil/gas. The world needs Russia. Putin is the hero we needed
Sure the proxywar in Syria had nothing to do with the destroyed economy
Good thing you are already in training for starving, get a good spot in those breadlines nigger, no one wants you here
>All civilized world supports Ukraine
>It falls in a week
Are you winning, son?
lmao like every shill talking point in a fukcing list, by a memeflag no less
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die soot
why is Russia humiliating itself and agreeing to negotiate with this alleged "Nazi" Ukrainian government, which said that in the negotiations Ukraine will not give an inch of Ukrainian land to Russia, so what is there to negotiate here?
Putin can't recover from such humiliation. Literally can't. It's impossible.
He can, however, nuke the West as a final "fuck you guys, I'm going home".
Be afraid, anons. Be very afraid.
>random meme flag
he can if he if he abandons the retarded strategy and lets the Russian army begin to fight seriously
Putin needs to win this war in Ukraine, if he doesnt, i think its over for him
>said that in the negotiations Ukraine will not give
They have been telling that they will fight for Crimea 8 years in a row. They will be offered to surrender. It's a gesture of good will.
>be retard
>use meme flag
>repeat propaganda
This nigger of an OP thinks Russia is going to pull a power move in the first week.
OP is literally his picture.
Truth hurts, Katzapfags. The Chinese and Muslims won't be able to save you now.