What will your last words be?

What a time to be alive

FARRRRRTTTTT!

Kek

Christ forgive us

Fucking niggers got me

LIFE SUCKS, SEE YEAH FUCKERS

>Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.

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I'm such a homosexual.

I HAVE 200 MILLION DOLLARS BURIED IN *dies*

>Thinks God forgives little crying bitches who don't own their shit.
I bet you also think murderers, rapists, and blasphemers go to heaven because they said "Sorry daddy!" with no real guilt.

I just whant to die

That tastes funny.

LIFE SUCKS SCUM FUC

How? I was supposed to be the main character

Good morning, I hate women

"Fuck me sideways, is that a ro-"

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The jews did this.

Forgive me Lord, for I have failed thee

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>no more mean tweets!!!!! (As I suffocate from flash wildfires before my irradiated corpse is cremated by said fires)
Well. At least we flew those gay flags and at least we stood up for Ukraine/ now the worlds dead and my family is dead. But hey, can’t go back now

AAAAHHHH! NOOOOO! PLEASE, LISTEN, I'LL SUCK YA FUCKING DICK, MAN, PLEASE, JUST DON'T KILL ME! *loud sobbing*

See ya later space cowboy

Buy Blackwings

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Probably something along the lines of "hide thread" and "saged"

Better be ready, Yahweh! When I get up there, I'm shooting out one of those eyes and fucking your skull.

Nah those guys went too far, they deserve to go to hell regardless of how many prayers.
I mean forgiveness for smaller things like lying or cursing.

Probably
>for (you)

Matthew 25:31-46

Hey, what's that?
YOU RETARD MORONS I TOLD YOU TO CLOSE THE WINDOWS NOT EHHHRGG

>heaven is only for the people I like!!!!
You missed the entire point of Christianity, please go back to ripping hearts out you ignorant Aztec fuck.

I DIDN'T MASTURBATE ENOUGH!!!!

i cant sneed

NUGGETS TRIANGULATE MIANUS