Last updated 2/25/22. I hope you've been saving your bottlecaps.
US Official Nuclear Fallout Instructions
Bentley Ward
Thomas Myers
>lives in Boston
We’re gonna make Fallout 4 real.
Christian Brown
Should I drive cross country to line Wyoming or something?
Robert Hernandez
jesus christ i'd rather perish in atomic fire than live in that shitty game
Wyatt Lee
WAR NEVER CHANGES
Connor Edwards
hey...ever wonder how they plan on blocking out the sun??
Also, why is US DoD helping with the global warming??
Ahhh now you get it ;)
Gavin Garcia
Wyoming would be one of the worst places to go. Maybe Eastern Oregon or the Nevada/Idaho border.
Blake Barnes
ALMOST HEAVEN
David Taylor
Why is the world like this? I was supposed to finish my degree and find a wife and have 2 kids and a house in the suburbs and a comfy office job and go on vacations to sunny countries 3 weeks a year
I dont want to live in fucking Fallout/Metro ffs
Ayden Diaz
God damnit why do I have to live near Mcdill air force base
Jayden Wright
If I survive this, I will kill every last Serb on this planet. And my great-grandpa was a Serb. White power and woogie POOGIE nagger
Aaron Barnes
BIG IRON BIG IROOOOOON
Jordan Nguyen
Spoken like a true swede
Justin Cruz
inb4 "vaccines have been found to be highly effective against nuclear radiation"
Christopher Barnes
>a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who not part of your household
>who not part
niggers wrote this
Charles Williams
Pussy
Become a warlord and give your children a small kingdom
Alexander Perry
LOL, I'm not going to know about it unless it happens outside of my window. I turned those stupid alerts off on my phone because I kept getting covid spam. I might be a radioactive superspreader.
Ryan Reed
Holy shit that page is fucking retarded and looks like a reskinned Covid 19 bulletin. Normies are fucked.
Thomas Garcia
Well, masks might help you from breathing in radioactive particles.
Brandon Harris
Well you could still become the IKEA-themed raider. You know, only slightly moldy bullet riddled mushy tarnished white salvaged wood pulp furniture in your suburbia-style cave. I'll try to get some Brotherhood of Steel-stuff going on with my mates, maybe we'll come and loot ya who knows?
William Cruz
Bidens America
Jose Ward
First thing im gonna do is close my curtains and continue fapping
Chase Rivera
"Yes"
Sarcastic "Yes"
Ask for more details before agreeing
"No" [Yes I agree]
Ryder Torres
Biden is so worthless.
Literally throw the entire admin into a trash can and start a new.
Worthless ppl making money off taxpayers destroying the US and other nations.
Adrian Miller
Vaccines protect against nuclear radiation.
John Price
This is their way of saying goodbye
Justin Hill
breathe of fresh air
Ayden Gutierrez
Ghoul bros wya
Josiah Reed
pretty sure im immune to radiation so im just gonna sit around and do nothing
Matthew Miller
How often is this update? Just making sure it’s not a nothing burger
Xavier Gray
NOOOOOOOO THE MASKERINO WEAR THE MASKERINO AND GET VACCOOMED
Robert Scott
why?
Juan Barnes
would be easy to cover up all the vaxx deaths that are about to happen with radiation exposure from all the fallout from a limited nuclear exchange
Ayden Diaz
>tfw the only non-perishable food you have been stocking is beans
Landon Powell
You're doing better than me, I just have like 5 bags of rice.
William Brooks
This nigga eatin beans!
Elijah Lewis
“Crawl out through the fallout, baby…”
Levi Ward
I'm specifically not preparing for nuclear war. If I'm putting up with nuclear war then I'm doing this shit on hard mode.
Camden Reed
The story might've been crappy, but the survival mode and settlement building were kino. I've played Fallout 4 for 300 hours, Fallout 3 for 100 hours, and New Vegas for 400 hours.
Angel Russell
Lol bet they are missing Trump now.
No new wars under Trump.
Jeremiah Adams
Shit, beat me to it, no cap.
Aiden Richardson
lmao what a fucking faggot