OFFICIAL RUSSIAN STOCK MARKET CRASH 2022 PREGAME THREAD

MOEX opens just under three hours, many commentators expect deep declines.
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>foreign stock holders not allowed to sell
Lmao

Time to sell at the dip

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NUKE ME

END MY MISERY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh no.
Not that they could get their money any way due to swift cancellations.

Stay safe Ruski, it's not your fault.

enjoy those bags wagies

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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAJAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RUSSIAN SHIT RUBLE TOOLET PAPER NOW AHAHAHAHAHA

WORTHLESS PROP GOVERNMENT WROTE A CHECK IT COULDNT CASH AND NOW YOU FUCKING LOSERS WILL FOOT THE BILL AAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAH

>washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/02/27/russia-is-about-plunge-into-financial-crisis-how-will-citizens-react/
Russia is about to plunge into financial crisis. How will citizens react?

This is how they will react

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So nothing will change? Lel

>muh russian economic crisis
Meanwhile
>every western country is buying oil and gas from russia

Kek

It's funny because dow will do the same thing this week when people realize the Ukrainians dont have a magic pilot.

Nothing will happen. Did you retard really not live through 1998 ? Ffs

I dunnoh is it possible to buy Russian stocks as a burger? Is now a good time to buy?

Mutt stocks going down next

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I’m very BVLLish, actually.

Wrong. Toilet paper is more worth than rubles.They can now use littera as toilet paper.

I saw some bullshit about how russia can only afford 10 days of war or something demented like that and realized we can only handle 10 days of this war before it completely crashed. Well we are halfway there. Futures look dog shot and metals are booming. I wonder why that is? Oh well over been eyeballing some of my neighbors property.

I'm loving how tards dont think this will effect us.

Nothing ever happens.
Earth is flat.
Space is fake.
Jannies are gay.
And Any Forumstards have daily sex with super models.

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Good. I sold my portfolio on friday. Delicious dip, here you come.

tomorrow is gonna be fun, market is open again, let the tumbling down continue

>some American commentators expect deep Russian declines
I bet that it's gonna double