/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #20

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>Russian forces have entered the center of Kharkov - Berdyansk has fallen - Mariupol and Kiev are surrounded
>Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev
>High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kiev
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

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Whoops. The pastebin link should be rentry.org/chug2022
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and a little bit of chicken fried...

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Blessed KIEV thread.

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First for thank you baker

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Literally the only map i trust

Thank you, based /chug/ OP

CHUGSISTERS...........

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Nigger

Emergency fallback thread in case of mod nuclear strike:

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based
long live /chug/

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someone who is not a complete retard like myself please make a webm out of this.

t.me/syriantube/84

Russian retard tactics and outdated equipment thoroughly exposed

A COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

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List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far:
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops

Uhmmmmmmmmmm....

Im really sorry BUT!!!....

ITS NOT KYIV OR KIEV!!!

Its...

KYIFF

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We know the secret now

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cute old man

/chug/ bros do we have telegram or something?
what are you chugging? Personally it's ceylon tea, "akbar" from Sri Lanka, its like 0.9 usd per 100gr.
Why is it so effective then? They're about to conquer kiev.

Any update on Lviv?

>anime
Not politics

Does it frustrate you that some aren't partaking in your sensationalist outrage?

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I cant believe im saying this but I trust this chinese product

Chuggas keep on chugging

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wtf is that fight even?

You've been saying that for the last week

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sexo peludo

>anime
>Not politics

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Kiev is NOT surrounded, the mayor clarified he misspoke.

bros im so lonely

Based webm so far.

i bought a chink robovac a year ago, thing's been fantastic desu

What are the Russians planning on doing with ukraine? Serious answers only not some map painting fantasy bullshit.

People who tend to be right on the right side of history are the most alone

It is.

What happened to pastafag? I need to call somebody a nigger

enslave every ukranian and make them farm wheat

Keep losing and believe their PRAVDA propaganda

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Donetsk will be free and Ukraine will be puppeted,

For me it's home roasted sumatra mandheling while I browse /chug/

If putin bots repeat it enough it may come true lol

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sipping earl gray tea, nothing fancy

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This

unironically regime change, put someone pro-russia in there who will have the good sense to not invite american soliders into the country

putin's been pretty up-front with why and for what

allegedly militia punishing ukraininan male for not fighting / trying to escape. Hearsay. At least a friendly fire incident.

kys anime faggot

Shills on suicide watch

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IN A WEEK NIGGER??? OH MY FUCK. HAS IT EVEN BEEN A WEEK???

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Lmao, ok jew comedian

Reactivate Chernobyl and hook crypto miners up to it

WHO ELSE HERE LIVIN' THAT CHUG LIFE?

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>/chug/ bros do we have telegram or something?
There is no /chug/ telegram and telegram requires your phone number for an account. If anything we would just use IRC.

>tea instead of mate
why

4 days

They are outpacing the german blitzkrieg in terms of territory conquered and with considerably less destruction. If there was literally zero opposition they wouldn't be much faster.

Someone make an edit showing the destroyed T-72 and destroyed Abrams on this image and have it captioned "OH NO GLOBOHOMO BROS!"

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with friends like that who needs enemies

> requires your phone number for an account
hella sus

>mate
nta but that shit is STRONG lol ill drink one glass and be wired the whole day

Don't know. I would have annexed it in full and then installed someone truly unrestrained and brutal, like Kadyrov in Chechnya, who doesn't hesitate to kill and torture his own compatriots into complete submission. Ukraine as an independent entity should not exist, not after what our army had to endure.

But that's just me, and Putin is a known massive cuck.

The truth about the state of the war

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Based brother chugger.

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I like some earl gray but it stains my teeth something fierce

>Spics keep on spicin'

I hope a cartel takes a chainsaw to your face

>they are outpacing the german blitzkrieg
pretty insane, what's the Russian term for blitzkrieg?

*QUEEF

What will the cope be when ukrop leaders are leading from exile in western europe?

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Regime change, with maybe some "independent" new countries in its eastern border that will later vote to become part of russia. Ukraine will be mostly intact along with its army, it will just be firmly back into the russian sphere.

Russia hasn't achieved anything except economic ruin kek. Why were people even worried about this paper tiger army?

I haven't seen anything about them being on the east side. only the west

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It's either a direct borrowing or a calque translation of the term.

>COMFY FREN FRENDLY STREAM, NO JOOS NO TROONS

>youtu.be/487B8fKCJDQ

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why does everything have to get gayed up with anime

blitzkrieg but in cyrillic

also fuck the WEF lol

It`s ok, Steiner will save Kyyv.

Something something they didn't realize it was to late unil it was over something something butros butros gali.

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This user gets it.

>>Spics keep on spicin'
>I hope a cartel takes a chainsaw to your face

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puppet with lapdog like lukashenko in charge

Ukraine lost

You're next

>calque translation
Say it. We want a Russian word

>he does it for free

>N-NATO WILL SAVE THE DAY!
America has put its final nail in the coffin due to this, this was Washington's final test to see if America will act normally, they failed.

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We have direct translation but that's not a term they actually use in military operations. This war will be pretty bloodless too compared.

Ukraine has to exist. In order to de-Ukrainize the East, the West has to be independent. That way "Ukraine" will be defined by being whats today merely West Ukrainian but easterners will merely be Russian.

вoйнa мoлния

>Putin is just copying Bush's playbook from Iraq

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Moлниeнocнaя вoйнa. It's bulky, I know.

It's a great map, only small issue is that it doesn't show the weight of forces in the east.
Not much terrain gain but most of the combat effective Ukie army is getting encircled

DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL

the more I look at this, the more I think the Ukrainians are screwed. most of their regulars are on the wrong side of the Dnieper, correct?

Can I get an S to spit for ukraine
S

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Fuck every hohlushka into submission.

dirty ugly smelly brown goblino faggot. kys

when is germany invading poland?

I am neutral

unironically gigabased and Soviet-pilled

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hello beautiful chug
any chilean girls?

Putin literally says what he's doing in his speech.

Replace their government.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sounds plausible. It's the same mayor that wished everyone happy new year 2220. Then corrected himself to 2222. He's notorious for his misspeaking.

i'll spit on the puppet regime. the ukrainians should just keep their heads down until it's over.

Why not both?

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kek

bitchute.com/video/crwQ3SE8acRe/

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There is a new world now one that I don't think any of us are ready for and that most will not accept.

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You should probably join the bread lines instead of shilling for putin here

too many shots to the head?

This, I dont care for the people, the nation and its leader are corrupt and need to be saved

CAW CAW
CROW OF KIEV IS BACK IN THE SKIES

lies and slander

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Looks like Berdyansk is under russian control now, so they now pretty much control the entire coastline in the south.

nitter.net/RALee85/status/1498119639968239619

MASSIVE BOOM ON THE STREAM

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Matrix channel?

And yet they're winning.

An offensive. Blitzkrieg is a fucking meme.

Is anyone winning?

How is it that this Chinese map looks more accurate/updated than the shit on all our news sites

How they are winning
genuine question

Just about 5:00 on the dot for that one

Matrix also requires an account, it would be best to just use IRC since anyone can just hop in and hop out at any time, without having to deal with account bullshit.

It's hilarious how everyone has trouble with this. Russian propaganda is now to just tell the truth in a world of lies (and omit the bad parts you don't want anyone to know about).

god, I want to bleach her and fill the content with mutts

it's always 5am

See

Made a post on plebbit. They think I'm going to Kiev to fight Russia, kek

MOЛHИEHOCHAЯ BOЙHA

fuck off with your gaslight.
Kinda late, I'm not used to drink mate at night.
Unrelated to the chugging action but I was checking twitter and found this massive thread which smells like cope twitter.com/kamilkazani/status/1498080538397220872

needless to say, it's from a glowie from some gringo think tank, worth a read to see what's on the minds of the most "educated" ones.

>Russians willcapture within 7 to 14 days
2 more weeks....

Updooted and a gold for your heroism sir

show us the responses

>if your economy collapses you win

Lol nice strategy

What the fuck are Hohols going to do after the war?

They can no longer live in their country since it's all bombed out, Russians will murder them in the streets for killing their youth.

God forbid a single Hohol steps in Chechnya.

Is this going to be a genocide?
Is the entire Hohol race just going to disappear?

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should i donate a hate message to make lookner chimp out again?

>going to Reddit to begin with
Brit…

Man that happened yesterday

How long until most of country not using petro dollar (usd) for trade

Who will reign over Europe? How many people have considered what happens when there is no more credibility on the part of the US and UK, what if their fall into disrepair will not be echoed by the EU? what if the EU won't help them?

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More like direct hits. He's a boxer

Correct. Ukraine's best forces are about to get cut off from kyiv

It's actually insane how Putin tells more truth than our government.

The US has fallen.

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II WEEKS

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I believe the West can be de-Ukrainized as well.

I used to despise Kadyrov until I found out who his main opponents in Chechnya are and what they want (they are basically Salafi jihadists). And he managed to make them hide, fearing for their lives and their anonymity.

All we have to do is find a pro-Moscow puppet leader who only cares about money and has no principles. There are plenty among ethnic Ukrainians, I'm sure.

>Oh no some billionaires can't send their kids to Western schools
Cope more.

Pretty soon lol. Unironically like a decade at most.

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hohol is just a mental precondition, they just need some sense knocked into them

Do it, deliver for /chug/, user.

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>they can no longer live in their country since its all bombed out
user I...

Doing the lord's work, user.
We should send all our trannies, faggots, pinkhairs and covidians to go defend brave Jewkrainian leader (((Zelensky))) to the last breath.

Start a gofundme. Doesn't matter if you actually run off with the bucks or cancel a week later. It'll prevent them from throwing it towards someone who will actually help globohomo. They'll be more apathetic to giving money then anyway.

Now make a gofundme kek

Its not a meme. It's a term to refer to a strategy. It isn't just attacking really fast. Probably unusable in modern times but thats like calling "hammer and anvil" a meme.

If Russia annexes Ukraine there will be a huge rebuilding effect. They'll be fine, Stalker will continue.

Better version

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that would be pretty funny

they will do as hohols do: lick the boots of the country that rules them, or flee like niggers. I hope if we get a significant amount of ukraine rapefugees, they will be fucking beaten on the streets

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that whole address is extremely based, is so far as it is the truth of the matter and 99% of shills and their handlers never even listened to it to direct the redirect, telling for the types of people we are being forced to endure right now

Have you seen the state of some of the places?

It's fucked
There's massive looting going on right now

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i hope humans are annihilated. you can see the pig knows what is happening isn't normal. you can see the fear in its eyes.

Ah yes clearly Putin will try to beat Tsar Alexander's record. Fucking dolts.

>It’s okay when America does it

Yeah I saw caps of someone saying he paid an etherium to go over and flew to Poland while the guy bounced

wtf is this, a see through convenience store?

Not it totally is a meme that is used to describe the combined arms offensives that just happened to stomp countries at the start of ww3.

>Russians are just going to forget Ukraine spamming dead Russians on social media

Yeah I don't think so.

guess this is the new general now

>they will do as hohols do: lick the boots of the country that rules them, or flee like niggers. I hope if we get a significant amount of ukraine rapefugees, they will be fucking beaten on the streets

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That pig would eat your baby kicking and screaming. There are plenty of animals out there that deserve your sympathy, the pig isn't one of them.

Did they rob the cigarettes first?

By not losing

This is exactly what I want. If I can take money from these faggots I'll be ecstatic. If it's possible, I might even make a follow up post showing I donated their money to Russian forces, lol

Yeah its cement shithole some places have taken hits in this war but russians have been restrained. They haven't bombed ukraine to stone age.

>ukraine fighting for 6 years losing 15k soldiers with russian backed soldiers and supplies in the east
>faster than iraq
okay

Ww2*

i noticed very few russian flags post in /chug/ why is that?

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they are one of the only parties without an angle to play, so they might as well report truthfully.

Blitzkrieg is the german terminology for lightning warfare retard...

pigs exist only to be eaten by me

is that miles faggot dead?

first?
>only the smokes

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no flags, no emblems, could be either side

Proxies duh

Explosions tonight right before I go to bed just to keep me awake.

Check em.

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We need Uhg to peel the retards and 5eyes employees off CHUG

If there's Ukraine's in civi houses like we saw at the battle of Kharkov it's fucked dude.

They're already setting shit on fire

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Sleeping
Posting on 2ch

Thank you for your service

Seriously I have seen so many people say "Putin is attacking for no reason!"

When the fucking guy made a 30 minute video explaining why he's attacking.

Video link for those who haven't seen it, must watch: youtube.com/watch?v=1qS6J-WbTD8

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It's 6 AM here.

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Checked. Soros, Hillary, all Globohomos support Ukraine.

Threadly reminder that democratic nations are not above using propaganda on their own people.

>time is a flat circle

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I would advise against anything fraudulent, because globohomo rules your country and tyrants are petty. Just spend it on a plane ticket, vacation in Krakow, and say you got cold feet and bitched out / wait to go until the war is almost over.

Looking for these?

what was Uncle Fester doing there?

Now THOSE are some dead Ukrainians lol

I know danner mountain boots when I see em...

>the combined arms offensives
Wrong actually. Its the use of armored divisions on concentrated point of the battle (ideally being a total overmatch to the defenders) to create a breach they can exploit (and force the enemy to retreat or be encircled).

Combined arms has won out as a general philosophy specially since blitzkrieg benefited from surprise which is harder and harder to pull off.

Seeing all the bullshit around Ukraine and people willingly supporting fake shit like the Ghost of Kiev or the Snake Island soldiers even though they know it's fake made me realize history is a fucking fairy tale

Jesus fuck that dude is gonna have PTSD for the rest of his life

Pedonime: Check

Le based jewtin: Check

Western country: Check.

We got a Any Forums face on deck.

>You Russian supporting traitors are fucked now!

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I want Ukraine to win because it will help the American empire and ensure a peaceful and prosperous Europe under NATO's security blanket.

youtube.com/watch?v=4W-KTFpHRs4

Brainless
>Despite being common in German and English-language journalism during World War II, the word Blitzkrieg was never used by the Wehrmacht as an official military term, except for propaganda.[8] According to David Reynolds, "Hitler himself called the term Blitzkrieg 'A completely idiotic word' (ein ganz blödsinniges Wort)".[10] Some senior officers, including Kurt Student, Franz Halder and Johann Adolf von Kielmansegg, even disputed the idea that it was a military concept. Kielmansegg asserted that what many regarded as blitzkrieg was nothing more than "ad hoc solutions that simply popped out of the prevailing situation". Student described it as ideas that "naturally emerged from the existing circumstances" as a response to operational challenges.[11] The Wehrmacht never officially adopted it as a concept or doctrine.[a]

there's 0 chance of ukraine "winning"
why even entertain the thought

>OH NO NO NO NO HOHOLSISTERS

Go read Karl-Heinz Frieser's "The Blitzkrieg Legend". It's a meme

needs must