The US government officially recommends wearing a mask and practicing social distancing after a nuclear strike

>the US government officially recommends wearing a mask and practicing social distancing after a nuclear strike
ready.gov/nuclear-explosion

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Remember when they said to duct tape your windows shut?

there really is going to be nuclear war huh...

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or to put pantyhose over your face to improve your masks seal?

>Remember when they said to duct tape your windows shut?
I'm fairly certain that was for Chemical warfare , it's solid advice though most people's windows aren't completely sealed

>go to middle of house in basement
>stand 6 ft from family
>reunite after local authorities come
>.... use this locator to search for bunkers
>"none in your area"
Guess it's the middle of the basement and a bounty paper towel mask folks.

kek, i think after a nuke covid will be the least of our concerns

says there isn't a shelter within 200 miles of los angeles either, interesting.

>seal windows shut
>the blast would shatter all windows in my house
guess my biggest concern would be the ensuing firestorm ripping though the suburbs

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Why do you think user? I have my own theory. Very doomer although.

Oh thank God, thank God

Holy fucking shit - priorities seems off here.

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i'd say it's because the red scare/fear of soviet nukes flew out the kitchen window a few decades ago, who knows though.

They are trying to maximize fear and it works.

>Its real

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Ill be wearing a gas mask and social distance using my rifle

Very alarming
HOOOONK

>people who not part of your household
is that a typo or ebonics?

>the mask and stay at home was a test run for nukes

fuck FUCK FU K

I thought this was a fucking joke but it's actually on the page and this is legit constructed by FEMA LOLLLLL

>wait for local authorities
you aint gonna make it if you believe that line

>call 9-1-1
>doesn't know about EMP associated with nuclear explosions making calling impossible
>call 9-1-1 if you think you have or have been exposed to covid
>not if you are bleeding, burned, or have broken bones.
holy shit, this is the "professional" advice?

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No i think your biggest concern would be your retinas incinerating the split second before youre vaporized.

It's not for covid it's for radioactive air.

>hand sanitizer does not protect against fall out

YOU WILL BE NUKED
AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY