Fellow canucks, no one will nuke us right?

Wrong get ready for eternal hellfire boy.

I second the motion. Rolling...

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>slide for more

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Kek I was in Hawaii during the “this is not a drill” mass text. Good times

Toronto is the 3rd most deserving place of a nuke, after Tel Aviv and Beijing.

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We have very little worth nuking, plus we have practically no military. I think we're fine.

Hell I'd nuke you leafs just for shits and giggles

Wouldn't Power Generation think Niagara Falls be strategically targeted?

Not after Castreau gave all of you tax money to Ukraine in an arms shipment.

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relax, nukes don't exist, blackmail chip for round table.

If they stick to nuking Toronto and Ontario, and maybe Montreal and Vancouver, I think the resulting jubilation might swing public opinion in their favour.

ZOMG

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Toronto and Hamilton will probably get nuked and maybe Ottawa

Thats about it

are you fucked? this country has nothing of value to nuke

Here is a list of nuke targets in Canada I found. Will you survive a nuclear Holodomor?

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>tfw live in downtown Ottawa

I'm so fucked if nukes come to Canada. I hope they leave us alone, but I'm literally less than half a kilometer from Parliament. Zero chance of survival.

I just don't want my cat to be fried :(

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When this message hits my phone I'm gonna hit up my sister just like Hawaii user.

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calgarian spotted

at least the roads will be clear

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I'm 2hrs from Toronto how fucked am I when shit goes down?

Absolutely. Canada would become world class if the large cities were nuked. I welcome this.

>Here is a list of nuke targets in Canada I found.
Prince George BC??? Drunk Injuns flee for your lives!

If Toronto survives I will start ww4 to try again

Thanks I want this clown country to die

most of leafland is near the American border so of course you're getting hit

One nuke for Montreal, Toronto, Vancouver and Ottawa please

did you bang your sister?

Depends on what bomb they use, if they hit us with a mirv we are all dead in southern Ontario.

>Hamilton
kek, nobody knows Hamilton exists outside of leafland

Victoria bros… I don’t feel so good

your taxes will go down

I was wondering why you said and then I read your message again, I can't stop laughing now.