What happens if Russia launches 1000 nukes at once?

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They have just 9000 left

Doors day clock goes back a minute

Look, I just won't support Ukraine. I know I know....

You won't need to worry about it for long

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Everyone fuckin dies lmao

That's when the fun begins.
See you in the winter wastelands memeflag. Don't forget to bring your gas mask and sealed cleansuit.

is there a fresh stinky poopy in that toilet. i'd lick it out of the bowl and then lick the rest out of her ass.

Russia ceases to exist shortly afterwards.

>500 get hit before they can even get them off the ground.
>100 get hit on the ascent.
>50 get hit with experimental lasers while in space.
>50 get hit as they near their targets.
>100 reach their targets and don't work.

200 cities get glassed.

I'll track down and rape that Mexican slam pig.

We die

They only have like 300 missiles left. God knows how many in working order.

>What happens if Russia launches 1000 nukes at once?

A lot of pollution.
Just imagine all that smoke from all those rockets at once.
Can mother earth survive this?
Wear a mask and keep social distancing

i don't really care but you can check those trips

all the annoying libtards in the cities get vaporized

I don't have to deal with this fucking clown world anymore

Nukes are most likely a hoax. They have huge bombs though.

Why do people always post this tranny

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CANADA IS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE AND WILL GET FRIED
CANADA STUPIDLY SUPPORTED AMERICA'S PATH TO MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION BECAUSE IT MEANT THAT THERE WAS NO WAY ANYONE WOULD RATIONALLY HIT THE BUTTON
GUESS WHAT, HUMANS AREN'T RATIONAL. GREAT PLAN YOU STUPID FUCKS

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stop posting her you nitz

they only tested them one at a time, they find a concurrency bug and they all drop out the sky

You fucking asshole

If there are no nukes, then why did Japan surrender then, asshole? They got tired?

> american thinks america won't fuck it up when it comes to it
okay

wouldn't it be funny if we found out russia have no nukes, just pretending to have

America is like 20 years ahead of everyone in most military facets. they will fuck things up. but it'll be less severe.

Real life Missile Command will happen, or Area 51 tech will be used.

Yeah, fake yewtu.be/watch?v=BBNhYOmEgy0

nigger why would they just launch a 1 or a few? Once just 1 is in the air everyone launches everything.

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>What happens if Russia launches 1000 nukes at once?

russian shill spreading FUD, "fear, uncertainty, doubt."

they make it about 1000 feet up before they fall back down and vaporize the entire country

~999 interceptions

wait, are they are traveling the same distance?

are they fired all at once or delayed so they all go off at once? how far apart are the targets and what is the yield of the nuclear warheads?

the only thing i can say for certain with the info you gave is 28% of all fissile material is missing. as in it can't be explained as being converted to electromagnetic or heat.

I take solace in the fact that the day of the rake will end in nuclear fire. Yeah I'll die but knowing that the world is free from the 95% of Canadians that live on the border will ensure that I die with a smile on my face.

Dude they detonated the largest nuke in existence.
Out of the 6,000ish nukes that they have even if 1% hit their targets then western civilization would end.

half will malfunction