MEGA HAPPENING

Zelensky says next 24 hours "critical" for Ukraine.
Wtf Ukrainebros I thought we were winning??
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Winning...kek

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Don’t wanna get nuked if I’m being completely honest

Peace talks

Weirdo

the troon of Ternopil will save them

Ironman of Queef worked on Tesla batteries

This. They are already talking behind the scenes.

By the end of monday he'll be in talks

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Snake, put a bullet in the skull of the final boss to save the world! We're running out of time!

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They're losing on all fronts and in danger of getting 70% of their troops encircled in the south.

don't forget the only real hero, Coomer of Kiev

what the hell bros?! The Ghost of Chicken Kiev’s past just flew over my house! He took out 18 Russian jets and then said “le buy Elden Ring” and tipped his fedora

We’re on the other side of the Atlantic and Pacific. Won’t happen

"Colonel! He's paying vatniks to shill online... it's jamming my radar signal...! COLONEL?! COLONEL!!!? Lost the signal..."

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>pour your heart out to "allies"
they tell Putin right away

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lurk moar, tourist

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Is this a fresh CIA-sponsored meme?

"Snake. He's using vatnik posters to jam our ideological radar. The signal is getting scrambled. Put a bullet in his skull. That's his weak point. Hurry Snake..."

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>Zelensky says next 24 hours "critical" for Ukraine.
This kike clown claims it literally every day, lol.

>363970325
77th aren't sending their brightest, kek
all fields

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Oversimplification.

The US can't stop a full blown nuclear arsenal getting thrown it's way. Plenty of cities are getting glassed if it comes to that.

Nuke Seattle and the nightmare ends.

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He's always stalling. He's done this several times while more of his people die in an unwinnable war. He's forcing conscription - then the conscripts shoot each other in confusion at night (your "Russian saboteurs") or are cannon fodder. He's telling non-combatants to make molatov cocktails which turns them into fair game targets. He's putting his artillery next to civilian buildings, then firing on the Russians.... His hope I think is hope a western power is dumb enough to get involved. Which does what? That causes things to get MUCH worse.

Russians are cockroaches. lol

In 24 hours and 1 minute he will be boarding a plane to Israel

I imagine NORAD and Cheyenne are having a fun work week with this

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Yes. I'm a CIA agent.

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>he believes the war is real

The kike is feeling th 5km convoy