I live near 300+ nuclear targets (I live in DC). I have a zero percent chance of surviving a nuclear war

I live near 300+ nuclear targets (I live in DC). I have a zero percent chance of surviving a nuclear war.

How many nuclear targets do you live near?

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FARRRRRT

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I’m like 30 minutes from Los Angeles. Am I fucked?

I don't know and I don't care

the entire US is practically fucked

Cia has secret counter measures, nuked is outdated

40 miles of solid granite between me and denver. Pretty sure I'll be fine.

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>I’m like 30 minutes from Los Angeles
With traffic that's like 2 miles.

>Am I fucked?
Lmao. Yes nigga.

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>microchip plant
>federal military logistics center
>best college football team north of Alabama

Yeah, I'm fucked.

Ohio should be the first target.

Hey look, it's giga chad irl.

how do these maps come about
have the russians or soviets just straight up told everyone where the shit is aimed at?
or is it just important military targets/nuclear lanch sites?

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I'm in sight of the second mission critical site on the East coastg8sny

I linve ear Savannah Gerogia so
#1 the Nuclear Submarine base further south
#2 Hunter Army Airfield
#3 Fort Stewart
#4 The Deepwater Port of Savannah
#5 The city of Savannah itself. (It Not really a target it's just full of Nogs and Hipsters and really want it gone.)

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I’m in Orange County. 40 mins out from LA. Not close enough to die by a blast if it hit downtown, but possible fallout exposure.

((Experts)) draw some red dots on a map and which gets verified by larpers.

Rest easy knowing all the DC pedophiles networks will be turned into molten ash

Putin doesn’t even know my country exists

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Important cities, military sites, public infrastructure, shit like that.

If you live in a major city or any of its suburbs just consider yourself fucking dead.

How do i get a ukrainian gf?

I live nowhere near a nuclear target. I will die of starvation and gang rape by armed groups

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Looks like nukes gave america a mtf operation in florida.

>I live nowhere near a nuclear target.
All of Europe is a nuclear target bro. If you live in any part of Europe, you're dead.

Be either polish

Military targets + population centers. It’s not hard to guess

From the initial blast sure. It's the fallout that will kill you if your down wind.

>tfw you're comfy in the upper Michigan peninsula.

I will be vaporized in a millisecond. I am right next to a prime target.

Every time some liberal faggot told me I don't matter because I live in flyover country, I imagined them being vaporized by a nuke.

I live literally right next to BWI. The way I understand it the airport is a legitimate target because the runways are long enough for bombers to take off and land. Not sure if Baltimore itself is a target but Fort Meade and Annapolis sure as shit are and I'm less than six miles away from the former.

Damn it Bob stop fucking around in MSpaint and get back to work.

0, I will inherit the earth once all you filthy continent-dwellers kill each other

who is the gril

>i live right next to BWI

My condolence. Im so sorry you have to live that close to Baltimore.

Feels good living in 3rd world country. At least I will have a year before nuclear winter fuck my ass.

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You are going to be fine. You live in easily the most heavily defended region in the world. Anti-ICBM will keep you safe and sound.

I live near NORAD…

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I guess US would nuke the shit out of Moscow. How safe are we here?

I live in southern Germany about 80 kilometres from Frankfurt and 100 km from Wiesbaden. Between mountains and 500 metres above the ground. Im fucking safe niggers. Sucks to be a citynigger. KEK!