Be poor russian living in village without running water

>be poor russian living in village without running water
>join russian army for vodka money
>one day your commander tells you a training exercise will happen along ukraine.
>you drag your comatose self onto the border
>you are issued a 1960s era cuckcar.
>you are forced to listen as putin goes on an unhinged rant and then orders you to attack ukraine.
>as you drive in you watch your comrades die to javalin strikes.
>you run out of gas
>walk to local village to ask to buy gas
>they take you hostage.

Many such cases. I almost feel bad for them.

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sounds lit

kek, these Zogmobiles never fail to crack me up

Russia = biggest PaperTiger in history

do you think he tries to explain what jews are to his conscripts

smart way to defect

What's with the Z?

>Manly recruitment adds
>Gets to drive around in a Cuckcar hawhwhawhawhaw

Zorro dumbass

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But he has atomic teeth

This is who's driving it:

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It's Commander's Vehicle you fag.

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youtu.be/umyiu3oa1A0?t=194

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>Hey, kids and kiddies, remember, if you see that Zaibatsu van driving around town today... call in and win yourself a couple of free tickets to the ballgame this weekend

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It serves a purpose, did you think Russia would waste their older equipment like Afghanistan?

Why does everyone shit on the UAZ. It is a fine vehicle, reliable, dependable, adaptive, and extremely good on rough terrain.

like zoinks scoob!

I would drive that van so fucking hard the radiator pops.

they belong to the south russian army.
/ is central and V inverted is north, but i'm not sure

young russian zoomer who died for putin's villa
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Dragon ball z

When Russian wins!
I want whoever drove that sweet van to get the highest medal!

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Sounds like a typical Slavic life.

pic related

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>they take you hostage
>you are beaten and tied up and they wrap packing tape around your face.
>after a few hours you are told that your allies have arranged for your release.
>you remain tied and they walk you to a vehicle where you take a long ride down a bumpy road
>you are handed over to strange men, and they lead you down a stairway to a basement room
>they finally pull the tape off your eyes and you see picrel

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the us used 1950s supply vehicles in the iraq invasion, no need to get rid of old shit if it still works

ZOG

This. Also these are basically just ambulances

they are cute

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>Why does everyone shit on the UAZ.
if the column starts taking any artillery fire at all its gonna get shredded by shrapnel

old vehicles are used in armies all the time, people are just retarded

lmao! thanks for the img

Literal globoHOMOs hahahahahaaha

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To war!

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Probably confiscated from locals so its free and they didn't have to drive it there from russia. How is this bad?

Holy fucking cope

the usa used trucks from the year 1950 to supply the iraq invasion

They ever use ice cream trucks?

kek

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Im just saying that they are going to get shelled to shit, so why does it matter? They are literally sending in the trash hardware first

>They ever use ice cream trucks?

wat?

fuck em

Do the Russians solve mysteries with those?

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this is similar of what an old comrade of mine wrote me. he is stationed at a hospital at Belgorod he is a paramedic with his batallion who received wounded soldiers today that went in the initial attacks. he talked to some of the guys that got wounded.
the poor bastards didn't even know that the operation was not an excercise. they only knew that shit was gonna get real when they received live ammo on route to their drop of point near charkiv. problem was they where without a comanding officer. they where just dropped of and told to "go in and group up with the others" ... really man you can't send 19 year old kids into a warzone like that. shame.

The idea of an vehicle being a tool instead of a symbol of status is alien to the western mind.

The UAZ is a treasure of the soviet era. You would be surprised how capable and reliable those cars are on rough terrain

You gotta admit it is a bad look tho

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>usa used trucks from the year 1950
and those looked like this

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Zelenskyy

They were used in training sim a few months back. Lol probably told the fuckers to drive forward as scout.

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yes, old as shit but they still worked so it wasnt a big deal, same thing here, stop being a fag