NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

They will claim Russia has used chemical/biological weapons soon

Uh oh

>Luka guarantees Ukraine that there wont be any air raids launched from their soil
>fucking missiles get launched instead
kek

Who will do the needful and blow Putin and whatshisface up at the peace talk?

>Who will do the needful and blow Putin and whatshisface up at the peace talk?
Putin doe exist

Don't forget to go all in boyz, have a high expectations of you murrika, i also wonder like, lf literally everyone use all of their nukes will the earth crack in halves?

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FAGGOT MUTT

aljazeera.com/news/2022/2/27/belarus-holds-referendum-to-renounce-non-nuclear-status

Nuclear incoming

this, nothing ever happens

I was agreeing with you :(

Be sure to amend the constitution before you end the world. Wouldn't want the next civilization that emerges to think we didn't follow the rules

Holy fuck

>schitzo telegram
two more weeks faggot.

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Putin is the good guy. Zelensky needs to die.

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We are in a fucking happening right now

But no, shill posting nothing ever happen

Can't you just kick the manlet in chief out of his little palace? You wont even be able to ruin every kids CS:GO match lol. How can you allow this?

Twitter tears is sweater

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Until it does

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Nothing will happen. The west will have to back down and come to putins terms. Big BALLS move way to risky. Escalate to deescalate.

This is probably the biggest nuclear threat the world has seen in a very long while. A game of nuclear chicken.

NUCLEAR WINTER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

good thing my city has metro stations deep down in the ground. Sleep well, amerimutts and yuropoors

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this. until i see the icbm flying through the sky idgaf

>Russian aggression in Ukraine is a happening

Where you been bro

Twitter confirms NUCLEAR HAPPENING NIGGERS

LETS GOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGG

twitter.com/ELINTNews/status/1498085585319350273

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Putin doesn't even dare to bomb Kiev and you think he will nuke anything?

Its been fun lads
See you all in the afterlife/next life
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc

i live within 20miles of several military defense contractors
goodbye

>The amendments will also cement Lukashenko’s 27-year-old grip on power, allowing the president to stay in power until 2035 and giving him lifetime immunity from prosecution once he leaves office.
kek Way to slip that in there.

Sorry can't do anything, he's in bunker, he's terrorist, and i'm hostage, how can i do anything to him, just relax and enjoy, if it weren't for us it'd be best korea, pakistan, india, china or united states, so let us take the sin and launch it first

It's been an honor shitposting.

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this, the kike believes that everyone believes their documentation and news

the only thing i believe about the jews and their friends is the torah and their hatred of any and every non jewish non inner circle individual

but he will. It's all part of his master plan
>Russia is preparing for 'a massive medical emergency' of Ukraine war casualties

You can always hope

>lifetime immunity
for all of the next three days until we all die

So a state that was already pro Russia is going to help Russia by holding nukes there? During the biggest crisis we have seen in Europe since the 1940s? Wow I am so shocked! Oh and guess what no nukes have been launched so as usual nothing fucking happens you retarded shill.

Nothin ever happen

>no sign of descalation

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A C C E L E R A T E

I hell yes daddy, i want to see some fireworks.

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Kek

Well gents, I think I am just going to stay here. Go down with it, ya know. Good luck.

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Damn i had such nice digits and i'm absolutely serious, the Nuclear Holocaust is the epitome of human existence, the final goal

They want nukes. That's the only explanation.

I can't believe you Russian dogs are actually going to let this happen. You fucking ice niggers.

So is this really about to fucking happen? I haven't beaten Sekiro yet for fucks sake.

Not a very reliable one unless the entire planet literally blows up like some star wars shit

go kill your fucking leader ffs

I havent even gotten to play Elden Ring yet

I love you too my dear, don't disappoint me, launch everything you have, the time has come

Why though?

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Such a sad situation.

>Philippines

>BOOOMBA

Thank you for your service, user.

Why would he nuke it when he has so many of his own troops there? Calm down nothing ever happens.

>we do a little trolling

>It's not burger who is going to be nuked it's euro
Well lads it was fun!

>tfw all of Kiev becomes ghosts

Too bad, Buddy. This twisted game needs to be reset.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Why though?
Stupid Western politicians need to be reminded why Russia has a sphere of influence like America and France do.

CODE BLACK , MISSILE IN THE AIR

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>oh no I haven't played my videogamerino with my wife's bf, noooooo
Kek surely there are many redditors here

Hey, USA, give us some nukes.

It have to, fucking imagine people's faces on the ISS when the earth literally blow into pieces

Biden's America

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What happens outside our waters will still affect us greatly.

Russia prepared for war causalities???

What an odd thing for a foreign invader to do. Must be nukes.

Always knew that little manlet would wipe out humanity from pure manlet rage

Thank you for your sacrifice Rus user. The shit posts and bantz were fun.

We'll give you some, don't worry, no one will leave with empty hands

You best believe in happenings because you're in one now.

I had this bean burrito, and the mushroom cloud was unbelievable!

Fun.

Kill yourself you loser

>it's real
Goodbye frens I had fun shitposting here with you

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only if China starts doing anything

Jesus fucking Christ, this mad prick is actually going to nuke the damn planet. Motherfucker.

Well, lads, looks like we made the happening and meme magic meet each other. It's been a wild ride, everyone.

You motherfuckers we gave you Counter Strike, Dota, and starcraft and you still let this happen.

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It was bound to happen after Iran, but things have undoubtedly accelerated after Ukraine got fucked over being a nukelet.
This is just the beginning, the entire world will start pursing nukes. They have always worked wonders against predatory countries. Get ready for real life Metal Gear.

FINALLY

It’s not real ffs you people are gullible

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