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NEWS >Russia/Ukraine Russian forces continue their advance into Ukraine from three different axes russia and ukraine negotiating ceasefire in belarus Reports indicate that the Russian armed forces have entered Kharkiv City in northern Ukraine. The EU, US and their allies have agreed to cut off a number of Russian banks from Swift. >Syria The Turkish Ministry of Defense announced the liquidation of 3 Kurdish militants who were allegedly planning attacks in the "Peace Spring" and "Euphrates shield" areas >Yemen Saudi & UAE fighter jets have bombed Sana'a international airport. The WFP warned that the ukrainian war will likely increase fuel and food prices in Yemen >Lybia Hundreds of Libyans have demonstrated in the capital of Tripoli, calling for holding elections, ending the transitional phase and overthrowing the House of Representatives and the High Council of State.
Expert here. In case of a draft, there's a method of dodging that doesn't fuck you over. A lot of retards think they can get out of military service by claiming they hate niggers, Jews, faggots, or are disloyal to the US government. All this is going to do is get you sent to prison and to lose all of your gun rights. Or you'll just be used as cannon fodder.
However, there's a very high IQ way to get out of service. Ted Nugent did it, and it worked: >A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up... I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop... those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell... they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud.
Yes, it's really that simple. You just have to PISS AND SHIT YOUR PANTS! >Poop + pee = no draft for me!
You won't be imprisoned for treason, nor will you lose your gun rights!
They'll just give you a medical exemption:
>Medical Conditions That Can Keep You from Joining the Military military.com/join-armed-forces/disqualifiers-medical-conditions.html >f. Anorectal >(2) Anal or rectal polyp, prolapse, stricture or INCONTINENCE... >Urinary System >c. Enuresis or INCONTINENCE OF URINE beyond age 12
That's all you need to do to avoid the draft, Champ. Just poop and pee your pants! Nobody likes a poopy-pants
Just remember this aphorism: >Poop + pee = no draft for me! It's so easy, you can begin practicing now Don't be a pussy incel >Poop + pee = no draft for me!
Andrew Young
A lot of this would be avoided if russians built a shitload of drones and parked them above the western borders to prevent any supplies coming in *
Angel Baker
alexander actually conquered territory this astroturf campaign reminds me quite a bit of how normies were acting after george floyd died complete and total subservience to the system narrative was expected i wouldn't be surprised if people started getting fired over here for not supporting the instigation of a hot war with a nuclear power
some are populated by glowing ones, others by legit thread watchers
Andrew Bailey
based kikes tricking the white faggots killing each other and then escaping in a better country
Ryder Bennett
Goodnight!
Matthew Walker
ok lads I get it enough reddit cringe i got a bit over excited I just love reddit seethe I lied though this is the actual last one for fuck the geneva conventions
any russian speaking faggots here can look on russian sites for video footage from cities behind kiev so we can actually see if there's a russian presence there? i keep hearing kiev is surrounded but none of the maps from good sources suggest such a thing.
Carson Morris
People wanting to avoid shills and bots and have made alternate generals.
Wait, what did they mean by this? Serious question
Levi Miller
Got the Russian and Chinese soldier facing off the hydra
Jayden Anderson
user, that is because the EUR is getting fucked too.
The only good investment is Chinks. They are the only once not negatively affected by any of those stupid sanctions. The NATO made China the world leading superpower in their confusion.
they started already stories that White Phosporous is used by putin on Kiev Its Syria all over again
Owen Sanchez
concept of "rules for war" is faggy in the first place desu >person probably your first mistake muh ebil russians killing civilians (but ignore ukraine in donbass goyim)
Jeremiah Ward
Remember to be a good goy and give your money to jews
China man won the game of thrones without firing a single bullet
Xavier Bennett
"Stop shitting in the street. We have a restroom over there"
Adrian Jenkins
>probably your first mistake true, a redditor wears the badge of cattle proudly
I seem to not have it I will look for you
Interesting times indeed
Sebastian Gutierrez
>now Always was.
Wyatt Brown
i would expect them to treat amerifats just as harshly this is another case of shitskins being treated like foreigners, because they are, and then shouting racism because that's all they know
Sebastian Parker
Cheers!
Jonathan Kelly
i cant wait for the footage of this kike getting beaten to death, i really hope he's actually in kiev and not in tvrkey or p*land.
David Gutierrez
was not in early Republic period. The downfall stared with Lincoln. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
Asher Bennett
When I saw similar title about Zelen in our media, I just closed it and took a deep breath... Fuck, these faggots! I remember when eye doctor from london was fighting isis and trying to save his own people was labeled the demon dictator the world has ever seen.
Feeling the doom creep up on me. And the worst thing is, I can't go back to normie media because it's fucking polluted with more holol worship. Especially the smug twittertards and reddittrannies shitting out pro zelensky memes.
Don't even get why I'm so invested in this shit.
Anyways, how are they going to counter >NATO equipment delivered via Poland >The absolute fucking state of terrible weekend logistics >NATO jets dominating the airspace >whatever other doom worthy news you can remember
China after they found out chinese embassy got bombed by nato
Sebastian Bell
Checked
Samuel Thomas
Actually I can see Russia going through Serbia reunification as the next anti-NATO front. I expect we'll see a rush to scoop up all the remaining non-aligned territories there soon.
