▶WARNING Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses Ukrainian wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources are fake shill threads.
▶Latest >Large convoy of Russian troops and tanks is moving towards Kiev >Kiev's mayor says that the city is surrounded with Russian forces at all exit points. >The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft >Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert >Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus >Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kiev >Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces >Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kiev >Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4) >Russia has banned all western social media >Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kiev >High-rise building in Kiev hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile >Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands >Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it >Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses >Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO >Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kiev in the night. Intercepted by a SAM >10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kiev >Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked >Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side >Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control
Expert here. In case of a draft, there's a method of dodging that doesn't fuck you over. A lot of retards think they can get out of military service by claiming they hate niggers, Jews, faggots, or are disloyal to the US government. All this is going to do is get you sent to prison and to lose all of your gun rights. Or you'll just be used as cannon fodder.
However, there's a very high IQ way to get out of service. Ted Nugent did it, and it worked: >A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up... I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop... those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell... they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud.
Yes, it's really that simple. You just have to PISS AND SHIT YOUR PANTS! >Poop + pee = no draft for me!
You won't be imprisoned for treason, nor will you lose your gun rights!
They'll just give you a medical exemption:
>Medical Conditions That Can Keep You from Joining the Military military.com/join-armed-forces/disqualifiers-medical-conditions.html >f. Anorectal >(2) Anal or rectal polyp, prolapse, stricture or INCONTINENCE... >Urinary System >c. Enuresis or INCONTINENCE OF URINE beyond age 12
That's all you need to do to avoid the draft, Champ. Just poop and pee your pants! Nobody likes a poopy-pants
Just remember this aphorism: >Poop + pee = no draft for me! It's so easy, you can begin practicing now Don't be a pussy incel faggot >Poop + pee = no draft for me!
Sebastian Nguyen
Can't wait for the negotiations to start and all the jew shills leave lol
Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days
The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin
Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.
The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.
The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.
And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.
The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.
>Russian state TV: “Our submarines alone can launch more than 500 nuclear warheads, which guarantees the destruction of the US and NATO for good measure. The principle is: why do we need the world if Russia won’t be in it?” this is what mental illness sounds like, you should have done more for the mentally ill in your country, because now you're being run by a patient.
>Beating your astroturfed thread >Destroying your narratives as Kiev is encircled >QUICK! CUNNYPOSTING THAT WILL STOP THEM I am dying, holy shit how fucking mad are these retards
List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far: - Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion - 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well - Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kiev was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system - Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection - Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation - Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military - Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game - Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy - Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev - Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops
Yo jannies, i don't usually say this because there is no reason to but you actually doing your job instead of dilating and masturbating to scat and pedoshit is refreshing and made me hate you less.
you still deserve gas but i appreciate that you occasionally attempt to do your job,
>this is what mental illness sounds like, you should have done more for the mentally ill in your country, because now you're being run by a patient. Take your meds fren, you've become incredibly unhinged and detached from the reality of Russia seizing Ukraine.
Imagine if you're the UK post WW2 and the germans won. Almost all european countries have aligned now with Nazi Germany. What the fuck are you supposed to do to protect your own sovereignty? Just give up?
Elijah Hernandez
Why are Any Forumsfags spamming this "monkey" meme? Is that the best their board can come up with? Even Ukraine Pig is funnier than this.
Jeremiah Morris
>the rest It's over. Ukraine lost connection to the internet.
- Why yes, we are arming random civilians without any significant background checks, assuming they'll magically give those guns back. - Why yes, we have effectively lifted the age of fighting, rendering child soldiers a viable options in practice. - Why yes, we are not totally divided to the point where every bit of infighting is done by Russian 'saboteurs'. - Why yes, Ukraine resorting to these tactics in literally 72 hours means we are going to win
>The principle is: why do we need the world if Russia won’t be in it? That's just common sense. Only a mentally ill person would expect a nuclear opponent to quietly go away and accept enslavement.
Carson Wood
My sister works at an inner city school and one guy is asking to be called De Keev (firstname) De Ukraine (last name) in solidarity.
Luis Peterson
IF YOU AREA ANTI-FIVE EYES AND ANTI NATO DO NOT POST CUNNY. CUNNY WILL BE MAKING IT'S WAY TO THE AUTHORITIES FROM THIS THREAD FORWARD.
THERE SHOULD BE NO CUNNY UNLESS IT'S POSTED BY NATO SHILLS. YOU OTHER THAN THAT YOU POST AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Nicholas Russell
>man, putin shills are pushing back at full force, it's funny to see
>ukrainian glownigger discord shills arrive >moralfagging begins makes one ponder if it's spammed to keep cattle like you out of this thread, then I have no problem with it stay "demoralized" lmao!
>Pictured: countless Russian soldiers who reportedly fell victim to the "Gorgons of Vienna", 3 female mercenaries assisting Ukraine in the defense of Kyiv Russki bros it's over for us
can anybody give source on the Russian capturing Zaporozhzhye? My mother-in-law lives there, my wife phoned with her two hours ago and there was nothing, no fighting whatsoever.
>"I listened to Yuri Bezmenov, he told me the USSR was spreading feminism and racemixing to the West!" >*Jewish media propaganda happens* >"Ommgggg so fucking heckerino basederino!! Yassss slay kweeeen kill the homophobic Russians!" You don't even make sense according to yourself.
Bentley Ward
>no impact That's why there's two threads and you're here now right... retardo...
Wyatt Diaz
Nothing funny about it! Imagine - trapped. Hopeless. Scared and confused...
Drones are a game changer. Ukraine is the biggest country in Europe -- your guys are gonna have to stop for gas and more supplies at one point or another. Then they're sitting ducks. That's too bad, huh? Just being sent to your death like that, with no air support to back you up.
my father-in-law died 3 months ago. 10 days after his first clot-shot. Mother-in-law is actually great to me. There is also my wife's babushka there. I have to admit I'm nervous as fuck since Putin invaded.
Putin isn't the one telling me my adolescent son could be placed on hormone blockers against my will as a parent.
Putin isn't the one telling me my daughter must accept mentally deranged trannies in her bathrooms and gyms.
Putin isn't the one requiring affirmative action for boards of Nasdaq listed companies.
Putin isn't the one telling me I owe black people reparations based on skin color.
Putin isn't the one installing lawless district attorneys in major cities across America.
Putin isn't the one who locked up Americans without bail for peacefully protesting an election widely suspected to be rigged.
Putin isn't the one plotting to destroy my constitution by packing the supreme court.
Putin isn't the one teaching my children to hate themselves and their heritage.
Putin isn't the one branding masculinity as inherently toxic.
Putin isn't the one rewriting my national history and identity by teaching that America was founded on racism.
Putin isn't the one clamoring for unfettered access to pornography, birth control, and abortion.
Putin isn't the one advocating that a family unit can just as well consist of two daddies or two mommies or literally anything.
Putin isn't the one filling the commercials, tv shows and movies with bungling white males, mary sues, and cocksure minorities at every turn.
Putin isn't the one promoting sophist philosophy at every level of society while systematically denying the existence of objective truth.
Neither Putin nor the Russian people are my enemies. They are, at the very least, enemies of my enemy.
For that alone I say God Bless Russia and the Russian people. Thank you for the assistance of your naval fleet during the American civil war, without which we would have become a balkanized group of weakling British vassal states.
To this day Americans owe Russia a debt of gratitude, and we owe the anglos who ginned up both world wars and created Israel exactly nothing but our contempt.
They don't explain, they just vomit out their shill talking points as is usual in shill fashion.
Mason Morris
Russia didnt import 100M illegals into the US
Russia doesnt make me suck dick every time I get pulled over for a tail light
Russia doesnt steal millions of dollars from citizens on the highways via civil asset forfeiture
Russia doesnt intentionally escalate pig contact into murder/maimings
Russia didnt force trannies on my kids
Russia doesnt arrest American parents at school board meetings
Russia doesnt rob me under threat of imprisonment via the IRS
Russia didnt fund and intentionally release a bioweapon (covid 19) into America.
Russia didnt devalue my currency into fucking dust
Russia did nothing to me
But the US did. Fuck the USA. Burn this motherfucker down.
Camden Sanchez
Russia has not conquered anything
Joshua Stewart
pee pee poo poo
Matthew Allen
LMAO no wonder they pulled the nuke card, pathetic.
Julian Wood
S ШИЛЛC TOHГУE MЫ AHУC.
Landon Jones
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Camden Fisher
Look up passover, man. Christian blood spilled + media campaign kvetching material as a bonus. This whole thing looks like a massive blood libel. Fucking bal shemtov was from that region, this shit is purely satanic.
THESE ARE FLEEING UKRANIANS WHO PAINTED THEIR VEHICLES TO AVOID FRIENDLY FIRE
THESE ARE FLEEING UKRANIANS WHO PAINTED THEIR VEHICLES TO AVOID FRIENDLY FIRE
THESE ARE FLEEING UKRANIANS WHO PAINTED THEIR VEHICLES TO AVOID FRIENDLY FIRE
Nathaniel Bennett
Based and respect pilled
Asher Miller
in 2 years time we be posting "Putin was so based, he invaded ukraine, and then killed himself..."
The same capitalist system will be in play, there will be a new shortage, Elon will have established the Moon operation withChina, who'd have thought that after the 2023 Taiwan incident.
Heavy gunfire on the kiev streams, its getting comfy
Joshua Evans
>reeeeeeeee why won't this nuclear power simply bow down and allow itself to be overtaken and destroyed?! Why do they think they have a right to exist and have control of their own destiny?! This is purely mental illness! That's you right now
Leo Bailey
I will keep spamming it until you retards get it :
Kek, if instead of Ukraine, Russians were fighting a "churka" nation they hate like let's say Azerbaijan, war would be over in literally one fucking week. Carpet bombing with big bombs such as FOAB and gas ammo, then complete siege : no food or medication gets in, cut water and electricity, no one gets out. With that you'll kill at least 50% of civilian population and completely demoralize the enemy's military. Only after that, you send Spetsnaz, ground troops and tanks to finish the job. No if Putin does that to Ukraine, Russians would fucking breach into Kremlin and hang him by the toes.
James Russell
Russia had military presence on Crimea before, that's why they were able to take it, donbass keeps getting shelled by ukrainians, and russians cannot properly occupy a fucking city without getting burned alive
Michael Hill
They are glowniggers. Problem is Putin picked the perfect time to fight NATO because basically the entire population of the US hates the US now. Smart dude.
Anyway every pro russia post on Any Forums is a US government employee
Noah Scott
You'll not find respect for the dead here... Or the living in most cases. this is a symptom of reality. Adjust.
dont care didnt read, uve been posting the same shit for 18 hours now. Are you ok shillbro? >lithuania kek, cant even buy food without the mark of the beast. Literally the most dystopian country on the planet and the dumb fuck is still shitposting here HAHAHAHAHAH
ofc after all vietnam showed the west that war needs a supporting back-country so with sacrificing ukrain they can get a good excuse to be openly be hostile and even invade russia
Gavin Morgan
No, I'm a patriotic nationalist who will defend my land if it's invaded. I feel the same way about other countries too.
>That none of the autists have managed to debunk it or find the original Because liveleak is dead, most likely. Also: you're using logical fallacy here if you failed to notice. >It's 2022 until proven wrong AZOV was much more brazen and active in Mariupol fighting in 2014 than in 2022. Good luck on finding the source though.
Asher Brown
>I thought the Comfy in the title meant you weren't mocking the corpses of dead people, whatever country they were fighting for. We mock trannies every day, how is this out of the ordinary?
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Joshua Rogers
Oh, we've gone way beyond just feet at this point.
Shouldn't have tried to stomp on a country one too many times. If I were in their shoes, I would do the same thing. >Look around at commie bloc homes >See the EU take in refugees from Africa, but not Russia >No refugees from South Africa, either >See globohomo distort the world >See Ukraine try to become one with globohomo >How long until our country makes decisions under the watchful eyes of predator drones? >Western style 'protests' outside our doors? >No. Enough is enough. The world deserves this.
thats a based mindset desu fuck diplomats and fuck embassies
Joseph Martinez
don't pay attention, that retarded nigger is probably part of our globohomo campaign spreaders, who are shitting themselves so hard that it's hurting my sides too much >mark of the beast we don't have it anymore, faggots in the parliament were certain that they'd be hanging on lamp posts if they kept it in effect for at least a day more. I managed to somehow live through it without injecting kike juice into me, kek.
Kayden Roberts
BOOM
Nicholas Gutierrez
Its going to work very well most likely, people will swallow the media narrative without too much problems and there is no more backing down for Putin either so he pretty much has to reach some security related goals which are only attainable by force, Nordstream 2 cancelled and Europe once again reliant on US oil, this war is a disaster
