What's pol's answer to the trolley problem?

what's pol's answer to the trolley problem?

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KILL EM ALL

Dont play

Multitrack drifting

Just hit one guy.

Turn 360 and walk away

Cant lose if you dont play, only divert if nobody dies thanks to action

360 is a full circle you retard

Who am I to argue with the fates?

never ride uber

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stop the trolley

i save the 5 people

Use the brakes

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>what's pol's answer to the trolley problem?
depends what race they are, depends what their political ideology is and depends what their religion is

You just got trolled you dumb bitch lmao lol

My answer
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the handle's parents were jewish

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Pic related is current events

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>360 is a full circle you retard
no its how you do a noscope

I guess you could say he's having his own kind of troll-ey problem.

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there's nothing more normie than the "trolley problem". to any decent autist, it's an insult.

I'll save as many people as possible. Unless that one person has special significance to me. Like a loved one, POTUS or another public figure.

If those 6 people were family members, I would sacrifice one family member to save the other 5. The one family member should be willing to sacrifice themselves for the other 5. If they were unwilling, then they deserve to die any way. Of course, after throwing the lever. I would attempt to free that one family member up to the last moment.

9/11

Tie the one guy to the bottom track as well.

Lurk moar, newfag.

WHO tired these people to the tack in the first place?

this

>he doesn't pretend to not know 360 joke to farm (you)s
Or am I being trolled here and now again?

'Ate newfags

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it's in celsius you moron, not fahrenheit

>Uh-Oh
Kek

noblemen should flip the switch to minimize the deaths and then take responsibility for their action

commoners should keep their fucking hands away from the switch because they have no clue what the fuck they're doing or how to predict the consequences of their actions

Expel the trolley from SWIFT.

The only logical answer is continue straight. Turning left, assuming the trolly is full (9 Passengers 1 driver) the trolly rolls over killing all on board and the man on the switch.

Left= 11 dead
Straight= 5 dead

Dumb niggers

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NUKES

Walk off and pretend I didn't see it. My word against theirs.

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Lurk more faggot

I flip the switch to save the multiple people and kill the one guy. However, if the one guy is someone i know and like and the others are all randoms, I don't flip the switch. Simple as.

Not my problem.

Kek. We'll have the guy doubting himself when he leaves.

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*tied
*track
Stupid cunt.

Moral of the story. Be good to everyone

Unironically, this. It'll derail. The bogeys weren't designed to handle 90° curves.

Humans live through not changing the direction of the trolley every day

I would look that one dude in the eyes as I switch the tracks, diverting the train onto him.
Then at the last moment I'd wink at him as I switch them back, ensuring maximum carnage.

fpbp

I made an animated version of this but am out phonefagging atm

This one

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It depends who is tied there. Are the people somebody i like or just scum like trannies, niggers, gay liberals, vaxxed maskfags etc. ? Then i would run the trolley with pleasure multiple times over them.

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Cool! Free ride! Fuck this rail-exchange shit!

This, let the 5 die, canoe the last guy for fun

Literally not my problem
newfag. pic related

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The question is simply, do you kill one person to save five. You can rephrase it in ways that make people change their mind. Do you kill one healthy person in order to save 5 terminally ill people via organ transplant. The answer is no. Just respect the individuals rights and don't get caught up in trying to do the greater good. The world would be a better place if more people did that.

>taking the 360 degree bait
seems like you need to do more lurking yourselves

>still replying to counter-bait
kek

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In the Any Forums version of the trolley problem, the 5 that will die if the switch is not flipped are niggers, and the single person off the the side is a kike. The correct answer is an argument inciting non-answer, It is considered ethical to kill the niggers, but moral to kill the kike, and Any Forums can do no wrong either way.

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Multitrack drifting

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>eu flag

Kek

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so does it changes things if the five are kikes and the one is a nigger?

You don't touch it. It happened without you, why should you care at all. Intervene and all deaths will be on you.