RUSSIA WILL FALL FINANCIA-

> RUSSIA WILL FALL FINANCIA-

Uh-oh, globobros did we get too cocky? Was those rumors about them buying gold actually real?

WTF bros... we don't have any gold

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>trap card activated

Well, let's see if it works out for them ...

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Looks like the only way to sanction them now will be through hyperinflation - so their held reserves become worthless.

Ahahahahahah lmao

>150 billion worth of gold
barely enough to sustain them for a month

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>Beat Russia with the sanctions stick over and over and over again for the last 20 years
>Over time they've reconfigured their economy and financials around them
Oh nooo who could have seen this coming

NOOOOOOOOO

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3 baltic states as well, i saw it, i cant.

4D chess baby ! Putin is the master !!!

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China has reduced the us$ Proportion of its reserves to less than 15%
Russia has 0 US$ reserves and 50% of its reserves are in Gold.hyperinflation is our problem not theirs

>soon to be worth trillions in gold

Literally. Nothing will be worse for them than the 2014 crimea sanctions that Obongo and the EU put on them after the installation of the junta government.

That's still only half of rputins reserves.
The rest was in EU accounts and is gone.
Putin just lost 300billion$US in a war that costs 20bil$US per day.

>meanwhile, they have to buy gas, oil, and now Ukrainian grain from Russia at over twice what they were paying just days ago

We dont need gold when we have BTC and switch it to be the standard. Physical gold bars will be worthless.

>a 10x spike in gold prices
even if it were to happen, who would buy that?

Okay nice cope but have fun not being able to process online payments. The CIA is already about to start a "Grass roots" color revolution in Leningrad and because your young college grads and liberals do their business online in the dollar well, they're gonna belong to us. Everything in your cities will glow so fucking hard you'll think you've already been nuked.

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>this super poor country of drunk retards has been preparing financially for their retard tantrum by hiding their 5 rubles under the mattress
Okay?

One nuke = $infinite

>selling appreciating assets
memeflag at it again

China's with us putinbros

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-02-25/chinese-state-banks-restrict-financing-for-russian-commodities

>what is blokechain

and what you will do with this gold, feed people?

And of course the west will come out of it unscathed or western societies will bravely suffer extreme financial hardship with no instability hahaha

INFLATION HERE WE COME!

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LGBT bros? What do we do now? I thought the sanctions were going to end the gnome dictator?

>20bil$US per day
by spending how exactly? trennitor?

How do you spend it, then?

Gold backed currency

I know this is foreign concept to the debt-based west

>Putin just lost 300billion$US in a war that cost 20bil $US per day.

You retarded kike worshipper how can you actually believe the war costs 20 billion a day when Americans had to mobilize across the ocean to Afghanistan, fight a war, then nation build for two decades and that only cost them 300 million a day.

EUROPE IS STILL SENDING MONEY TO RUSSIA FOR GAS AND OIL

$700M USD PER DAY, MORE IF PRICES RISE

ACTUALLY INCREASED GAS FLOW AFTER INVASION

EUROPE IS FUNDING THE WAR

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?

>Russia has 0 US$ reserves and 50% of its reserves are in Gold

you're retarded beyond the point of redemption. kys and stop wasting air

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The ruble is backed by solid gold bars. The dollar is backed by nigger dicks and faggot assholes.

Russia and China have also been hoarding gold.
This was deliberate and planned, globohomo deserves to die.

Russia has been buying gold and reducing dollar reserves as well, it's obvious they have been preparing for this for years now. It's not exactly 4D chess to know that they'll try to hit you with all kinds of financial sanctions when the west has been doing that for years now. But obviously this is all surprising to politicians and bureaucrats who think in terms of social justice, trans rights and BLM

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I'm sure payroll in western firms are going to transition to crypto for sake of Russian yuppies after all this wonderful PR.

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they are self sustained, getting everything else from china not for USD.

Damn ppl sleeping on the Saudis and their trillions upon trillions of dollarinos. Thats one hell of a bros b4 hoes handshake.

lmao, trump ranting in background

Because 80% of Any Forums is glowniggers, and journos are either glowies as well or room temp iq

Make Piracy against Russia legal.
Seize ships carrying Russian oil, gas, and other exports, and split the spoils amongst ourselves.
If Russia wants the law of the jungle, we will give him the law of the jungle.

>WTF bros... we don't have any gold
speak for yourself bucko

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Wait, you mean to tell me that the putin anticipated this and didnt just invade another country for funsies like the US?

>Iron Man of Kyiv taken out 75 jets in his high tech iron man suit developed by NATO scientists
>Cougar of Kyiv successfully seduced 890 Russian service men and got them to switch sides and provide intel to Ukraine MoD
>Ghost of Kyiv taken out almost 300 russian planes
>Ukrainian Reaper personally executed 450 Russian dogs including entire elite spetznaz units
>Ukraine air defense BTFOs 150 russian planes over the black sea and in Ukraine proper
>columns of russian hardware for miles and miles sit destroyed, estimated losses: 780 tanks, 250 APCs, 375 towed artillery among others
>Odessa Ass Bandit rapes over 80 russian military men and POWs
>Russian service members fleeing like crazy and joining Ukraine side
>Britain is delivering high tech weapons and ammunition
>Zelensky personally on the ground, fighting with his soldiers on the front lines to boost morale
>Entire Russian government crippled by sanctions, even China distancing themselves from Putler
>Russia hit the wrong AA sites, so they cant even achieve air superiority
>hundreds of russian artillery captured intact by Ukrainians
>twitter and facebook now blocking Russians from making accounts
>Russian access to porn site pornhub BLOCKED
>Russian news agency TASS reports and then immediately deletes news that over 60,000 russian troops died during the invasion already
>Somalia imposes sanctions and BANS russians citizens from entering
>canadians REMOVE russian vodka fron their store shelves
>two teens hold off 125 Russian invaders for DAYS before running out of ammunition and resorting to ambush attacks with hammers
>Sweden has sent 100,000 battle helmets
>OnlyFans permanently bans Russian content creators and sex workers, crippling one third of the Russian economy
>The Panther of Kharkiv, an army cat trained to spot and track the movements of Russian sniper laser dots, has exposed 45 russian snipers, leading to their deaths
>Ruble further tanks from 85 RUB/USD all the way to 77840 RUB/USD

Russia and China together hold approx 48% of global US Dollar Reserves.
If they decide to start dumping that, then you're really going to see a currency devaluation and the arse will fall out of the US and Europe.

>accelerate and purge

Learn to read your own graph

HE HAS PLANNED EVERYTHING YOU RETARDS

STOP THINKING HES STUPID

PUTIN IS A MASTERMIND

>March 2018

You know it's 2022 right?

Russia has done nothing to the US. Worry about your own jungle problems back home.

They'd be shooting themselves in the foot tho if all those dollaridoos suddenly lost value

Its not a problem. Russia burned 15% of its foreign reserves on thursday. We dont need to block them. Russia will burn half of its reserves and propping up rouble will become more and more expensive. And all the rubles bought back to the bank are becoming worthless day by day.

wow another color revolution
this one will totally succeed just like in Belarus and Kazakhstan

That’s not how it works, potato

4sure, those dudes are fucking homies

Ahoy guys! Drown this iron beast, today we will feast in the halls of Poseidon!

Sanctions are not cost-free for America. I’ve never been to Russia, but I have been to America. It’s hard for me to imagine the Russians, or any people, being less prepared for suffering than Americans.