Latest: >Air raid sirens heard in Kyiv moments ago Multicam stream: youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY >Zelensky says Belarus leader assured him that missiles, warplanes and helicopters won’t fly to Ukraine from his territory >Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert >Ukraine successfully repelled an attack on Kharkiv >Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiv >Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy. >Gypsies stole a Russian tank >Massive explosion seen and heard in Kyiv. >Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722) >Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiv >High-rise building in Kyiv hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile >Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands >Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol. >Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses >Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report >There are reports of more convoy of armoured vehicles are headed towards Kyiv >Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO >Russian troops already in Kyiv's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days >Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kyiv in the night. Intercepted by a SAM >10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiv >Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked >Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side >Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control
severe lack of footage coming from Donbas and Luhansk regions.
Hudson Baker
Expert here. In case of a draft, there's a method of dodging that doesn't fuck you over. A lot of retards think they can get out of military service by claiming they hate niggers, Jews, faggots, or are disloyal to the US government. All this is going to do is get you sent to prison and to lose all of your gun rights. Or you'll just be used as cannon fodder.
However, there's a very high IQ way to get out of service. Ted Nugent did it, and it worked: >A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up... I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop... those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell... they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud.
Yes, it's really that simple. You just have to PISS AND SHIT YOUR PANTS! >Poop + pee = no draft for me!
You won't be imprisoned for treason, nor will you lose your gun rights!
They'll just give you a medical exemption:
>Medical Conditions That Can Keep You from Joining the Military military.com/join-armed-forces/disqualifiers-medical-conditions.html >f. Anorectal >(2) Anal or rectal polyp, prolapse, stricture or INCONTINENCE... >Urinary System >c. Enuresis or INCONTINENCE OF URINE beyond age 12
That's all you need to do to avoid the draft, Champ. Just poop and pee your pants! Nobody likes a poopy-pants
Just remember this aphorism: >Poop + pee = no draft for me! It's so easy, you can begin practicing now Don't be a pussy incel loser >Poop + pee = no draft for me!
Jeremiah Ramirez
Are there no good live stream anymore?
Mason Cooper
I AM ONCE AGAING SHILLING DON'T BE RETARD AND DON'T FALL FOR TWITTER COPE AND PROPAGANDA OF EITHER SIDE Follow BOTH >ISW daily updates - understandingwar.org/ and >Igor Strelkov daily updates - t.me/strelkovii and you'll get an objective idea of how the war is going DO NOT FALL FOR THE RETARDED SENSATIONALIST TWITTER PROPAGANDA OF EITHER SIDE its honestly hilarious how a warmongering neocon shill-tank and a literal separatist leader and a DPR founder are individually less biased than the media in their respective countries, and together they provide probably the closest thing to an objective view of the conflict there is
>lying backstabbing faithless manhera fighting for Russia It fits.
Lucas Young
They were Russian-controlled prior to the invasion.
Aiden Foster
>CNY >5.08 Bros....
Michael Price
>Be Russia >Talk mad shit for years about your military >Armatards sucking your dick >Time to go to war in Ukraine >Amass a majority of your army on the border >Launch only a few cruise missiles at the start because your can’t afford to launch too many >Army immediately starts to get fucked >16 year olds conscripts running out of fuel >Your soldiers run away from their vehicles the moment they get shot at >Cuck cages aren’t working >Get stuck in mud >Take worthless objectives >The internet is flooded with videos of your hardware getting destroyed >16 year olds start to get captured >You can’t effectively use your Air Force because your stuck in the 70s when it comes to guided munitions >Decide that an overwhelming force isn’t what you want for reasons >Shut down the growing opposition to the invasion within your own country >Get fucked with the same cyber attack tactics you’ve used against the west >Deploy the Muslim hordes while claiming to be a sanctuary for Christendom >Deploy more amartards to /k/ to defend you >Cripple your economy for generations while you get laughed at by the rest of the world >Motivate multiple generations of Ukrainians to fight you >Still claim your not trying to turn Ukrainians agains you even though you’re literally invading their homeland >Wonder about the horrible fate your saboteurs are facing as they get captured >Cope by saying your ready for peace talks two days into your full scale war >Cope harder by threatening Finland and Sweden >Cope even harder by threaten the west with Nuclear war >Come to the realization that initiative is difficult to gain back once it’s been lost >Realize that history is filled with nations making the same mistake you’re making now >Get your retarded cousin Belarus to come fight by your side >Say that any pro-Ukrainian propaganda is cope while you push your shitty propaganda >Still claim that you want regime change while motivating a future
well yes but there's a large concentration of Ukrainian troops opposite and have been for the last 8 years, I want to know what the fighting is like.
Jose Kelly
I'm asking again because I didn't get any answer QR? I thought it was a parade for russians but I'm reading some info and it seems like Russia can't take down Ukraine?
Owen Torres
Yeah, for four fucking days no one reported this? Get real.
Brandon Hill
Russians don't have no money.
Levi Edwards
Does anyone happen to have a source on Putin supposedly dismissing Gerassimow as Chief of the General Staff?
Joshua Turner
Makes me wonder what the situation is like on the portions of UA-RUS border still under Ukrainian control? Are there border clashes, or are there UA and RUS border guards just chilling there and staring at each other while the war goes on elsewhere? Or are there literally no troops present there whatsoever because its sparsely populated forrests or something?
there are. but nothing is happening. tomorrow night maybe, when the russian convoy arrives and they make a push with fresh material and heavy equipment. this will probably be preceded by air attacks and artillery. or they try to close the kettle first.
Ian Clark
That whole segment was a standard thing for Russian military news segment. Quite literally a week doesnt go by with them discussing glassing someone. It's always funny to watch the maps and schizo ravings.
Carter Reed
>Russia is losing though. maps tell another story.
Anthony Diaz
As a guy who's moderately pro Russian on everything because I support the multipolar world order I can't find a single silver lining here. Putin will get the opposite of everything he wanted and he might not even get Ukraine to be neutral, because the Ukranian gov doesn't really care if many civilians starve or die because US geopolitical goals come first. I might as well begin mentally preparing myself to American deep state controlling everything in the world right now.
Connor Robinson
I think they are threathening with nukes for NATO not to intervene in war.
Ryan Diaz
Thanks user, where did you get this from?
Ryder Ortiz
Putin will KHS eventually. There's no way out of this for him.
Oliver Powell
>he might not even get Ukraine to be neutral, because the Ukranian gov doesn't really care if many civilians starve imagine thinking Russia cares if Hohols starve. Do you not know history?
Robert Scott
they’ve only managed to take shitty villages and have hardly moved a meter since the second day
Isaac Wright
say they take ukraine, then what? the whole is blocking their shit and basically putting them aside worse than north korea
Brayden Sanders
The reports say that there was just a continual pressure on this front in order to lock up the massive Ukrainian military presence there so they can't be placed elsewhere. The plan by Russia is to encircle them from the south and northeast. I think Ukraine has already started pulling back though to avoid this.
Evan Rivera
As long as they don't take the big cities (which can take a very long time), Russia doesn't win. A prolonged fight is bad for Russia since funding and supplies are not unlimited. Can Russia take large parts of the South and East? Absolutely. Won't help them achieve their primary goal tho.
Easton Nguyen
no and I think its rather unlikely because he had a televised meeting with putin today and you dont get fired an hour later. usually.
Aiden Roberts
He's playing a dangerous game.
Colton Gonzalez
this
Ryan Harris
how is it trolling when its this pathetic? feels like an impotent rage to me, given that while russian oligarchs and politicians actually do have millions in western banks that get frozen, same cant be said for the vice versa
Wyatt Thompson
youtu.be/2u9SmU8M4YI You can watch how does urban fight in urban enviroment look like, no fighting scenes but you can get what russians can expect,
Kayden Powell
The latter, Ukrainians fell back to defensible positions, big towns and cities.
Camden Powell
Reports are coming in stating that Ukrainians are enforcing local law titled "if you're black get to the back" Anti Gibs act 2022
I hope you die for Putin so that he can upgrade his yacht.
Blake James
oh no, won't someone think of the poor niggers
Brody Baker
the picture is about weapons that the russians found thought
William Anderson
Putin just needs to capture the Ghost of Kijevas and don the suit of the Iron Man of Kidzeb and he will face NATO like Luke faced Voldernort in Attack of Titan.
William Williams
>black >people pick one
Matthew Cox
That's polish, not Ukrainian. At this point ukrainians probably don't give a shit.
Daniel Morris
The thing is that they might realize by now that Putin has unironically lost his mind and they're fighting a losing battle. While they currently remain yes-sayers, I wouldn't be surprised if someone eventually turns on Putin.
Benjamin Harris
wtf i love ukraine now
Christian Taylor
lies to explain away their failures. they have no intention to negotiate
Cooper Mitchell
Military should be concentrated where they can actually hurt the Russians (i.e. big cities, West and supply routes).
Ryan Thomas
Zelensky is sacrificing the Ukrainian population.
Handing out ak's and telling civilians to throw molotov's on Russian troops.
He doesn't care how many goyim is killed so he can maintain his jewish sphere of influence.
He could have given up Donetsk and Luhansk there are mostly ethnic Russians living there anyway.
He could have signed a neutrality agreement with Russia and not have a single Ukrainian killed.
Don't fall for the reddit and twitter mob.
This is just jews fooling the dumb goyim to kill each other while the jew profits and gets more powerful.
Both sides are owned and ran buy the jews. Jan 6th an the trucker protests almost overthrew the jewish power in the west.
The jew can't have that lets re-start the cold war so the goyim can go back to killing each other. These people are cancerous reddit rats their low IQ mannerism betrays them.
They used threads splitting in the trucker protest and now they are in overdrive.
They are too stupid to learn the lingo so they are easy to spot.
Any Forums needs to recognize their manner of speech and not give in to their thread splitting tactics.
I'd guess you mean Strelkov presumably. He basically called the people that think that Ukrainian eastern army is about to get surrounded anyy minute now retards, and said that it seems that Ukrainians are retreating in good order which pose problems in the future because they will bolster the Ukrainian forces elsewhere. Also he's not some random analyst, he is literally a former separatist leader and one of the DPR's founders lmao.
Easton Garcia
based
Christopher Richardson
they are going for military infrastructure. Getting bogged down in house to house fighting doesnt do anything dor them. When the military is destroyed, they have won.
Zachary Cooper
He will not run for president again if he ever planned too. Wondering what are the options here
- Russia turns into North Korea - Russia gets taken over by the west like they planned with Navalny - Russian federation fractures due to poverty - New president starts repairing image with EU making concessions
Why should we let them in? They don't have visas nor are Ukrainian
Owen Brooks
Reminder that almost all anti-Russia posts are shills. Everyone knows that especially Any Forums's views are generally more in alignment with those of Tucker Carlson, Ryan Dawson, Alex Jones, Andrew Anglin and "America First" than with CNN. Just a while ago, the organic user would understand Putin's desire for some cushion around the heart of Russia when faced with an onslaught of globalism, progressivism and besieging U.S. bases and nuclear weapons as part of NATO's nuclear sharing policy. The organic user would understand how lunatic NATO countries are for their continuous meddling and provocation of WWIII over an unimportant Slavic country, which sounds all too familiar.
1) Political operations are pouring millions of "dark money" dollars into propaganda through social media, commonly employed by globalist information ministries, specialized military units and political operatives to shape the flow of information. Notorious "Russian trolls" are nothing compared to the cyberwafare budget of the entire Western Hemisphere. Check Table 3 for a glimpse: governance40.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Troops-Trolls-and-Troublemakers.pdf
From ad hoc breakdowns we know that Any Forums has 100-200 slide threads at any given time when there isn't even a "happening" (typical flags: Slavic, Nordic, Netherlands, Canada, Australia). Let times like this open your eyes to the infiltration.
The military is in big cities, the West and in supply routes. It's difficult to invade big cities without air control or massive loss of Russian troops. Alternatively they can just destroy the cities but that will make the invasion worthless for Russians.
Nathaniel Young
Nigger
Brody Evans
Sweden sending over 5000 AT4's too. Not as good as NLAWs but still enough to take down a fuckton of tanks
Xavier Young
It's really not that difficult unless you're some mud-hut sandnigger.
Isaac Roberts
because it's the weekend?
Christian Johnson
you still don't understand that the sooner this ends, the better for putin. He won't go for poland or any nearing country, it's not his plan. stop imagining scenarios
Cameron Foster
>russians with attitude Let me guess, this person is american
I haven't slept in two days now and I'm not even tired what the fuck
Joseph Sanders
No trading on weekends, retard
Noah White
He has no exit-strategy whatsoever. This entire system depends on him. Who's going to take over from him? Shoigu? In a sense, Russia now finds itself in a position akin to that of the German Empire during Bismarck's time: Held together by one guy's skills and going to shit when he's gone.
Isaac Edwards
Take meds
Owen Anderson
>SHOCKWAVE LEL NUCLEAR BOMB
KYS AND GO TO REDDIT
Jacob Evans
Wait for trade to open on Monday. Thats when you'll see how deep the trench goes.
Carson Johnson
>n-nooo he has a plan 2 more weeks tell that to the rich that want him dead because he fucked everything for them
Ryder Barnes
Look, this isn't conventional or some depot or some shit, I've seen enough Chinese factories explode into dust. Either it's fake or this is nuclear equivalent.
Leo Price
Bruh, currency markets are closed on weekends just like other markets
Hudson Parker
He might violate a nato countries borders. Just to shit test nato and if they dont respond he will ruin nato forever. Its a huge gamble.
Ayden Rivera
didn't read, russian bot.
Eli King
it is weekends, markets are closed
Joshua Long
Would be unrelentingly based.
Julian Hall
No. I've shot enough AT4s to tell you, you ain't gonna pierce a russian tank with that. Truly a terrible weapon system
Levi Wright
their best units are in the donbass region, that is currently being cut off.
Brody Thompson
did the chinks backstab russia yet?
Dylan Bailey
The West in that case should just shoot Russian troops dead and ready all nukes.
Nathan White
RUSSIA IS LOSING THIS WAR. PUTIN IS DESPERATE FOR PEACE TALKS
James Cox
so are they expected to just know it like "it's easy you'll figure it out"
Jose Garcia
thermobaric close enough, gloves are off kiev is in for a tough night
Owen Martinez
I know there's only 0.01% this whole shitfest escalates to nuclear exchange, I just wanted to tell you that you are all fucking faggots but deep inside I love you all. Even the turkbros. It's been fun shitposting with you.
>HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY >HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY >HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY >HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY >HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY >HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY HAPPENING: NEW PICTURE OF RUSSIAN RUBLE ON MONDAY
It was a ballistic missile hitting a massive ammunition depot from what I'm hearing. Not nuclear though but non-nuclear ballistic missiles still pack a punch
Levi Sullivan
They might have already pulled back, given intel from Western allies.
No, they are so complex that only magyars are able to use it. Just put your head into big cricle opening and press red button
Cooper Jackson
defcon levels are not given to media or public
Chase Robinson
>Russian shills saying everything going to plan >Multiple examples of Russian armour crews running out of fuel and abandoning hardware at the side of the road >Clear proof that logistics only planned for a 2-3 day assault and now everything has collapsed winter war style again Explain this shit please Ivan.
We consume western media, therefore we get Ukraine propaganda. Russians get Russian propaganda from their media. Russian propaganda has little reach outside Russia.
Realistically, how much does the ruble need to lose in valuation before the russian people start revolting? Is it even possible for those cucks to do anything?
Easton Jackson
Putin is unironically becoming a legit schizo. I feel like the scenario is that he orders something insane like an actual nuclear strike, or even a conventional attack on NATO country at which point someone with a grain of common sense like Shoigu gets him Beria'd. After that, new elections are held but another United Russia candidate (perhaps Medvedev) is elected and nothing much really changes in he end.
give them some time to write and translate, russhits are a bit slow with english
Jose Allen
If he was going to do that He will close the Suwalki Gap and take the Baltics
Carson Thompson
RUSSIA IS LOSING THE WAR. PUTIN IS DESPERATE FOR PEACE TALKS NUCLEAR THREAT = PUTIN DESPERATE UKRAINE IS PUSHING BACK ON ALL FRONTS, DO NOT BELIEVE THE PRO-RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA
Gabriel Morgan
When should I buy investment roubles? They're bound to go back up, once war is won. Should I buy asap or wait few more days for rouble to drop a bit more?
>Multiple examples of Russian armour crews running out of fuel and abandoning hardware at the side of the road >Provides no sources that are Ukraine MoD propaganda
No of course he won't. Nothing ever happens. The longer it goes the worse for Russians (and sadly Ukrainians), the lesser the chance Russia will be willing to go after Baltic States or Poland.
they can win ukrain but they know that they can't take on the whole western world so they intimidate with the nukes but in reality even if the west doubles down on escalation there won't be nukes for a while
Kevin Murphy
I tried to post black Argentinians but google saved you this time.
Leo Brooks
This but unironically.
Cameron Flores
Anons.. don't you think the US is... too quiet? Are they planning something..?
Lucas Brown
with the help of china it's gonna recover cope holo
I have thought about this for the past few days maybe i am delusional but I cannot sit by idle anymore, a few hours ago i have contacted the ukrainian embassy and within a few days I will be headed off to poland and then to lviv and then where necessary after I have signed up for the territorial defense of the ukrainian army more specifically the new forming international legion
to all of you I have had much fun shitposting over the years I wish all you the best and I hope that one day I will return if I do not then know that i have died not a coward i have made my peace with god above
How many hours left until trading opens and the Ruble turn into Disneybucks? Waiting for military happenings and the occasional webm became boring already I'm more interested on the Any Forums side of things since it's more transparent.
Aiden Gutierrez
Kikes mad! I repeat ; kikes mad!
Xavier Brown
Does anyone remember how Ukraine had 1/3 of all USSR's nukes? Imagine if they didn't give them up. I know Ukraine was in no position to say "no" but I'm feeling that after what happened to Ukraine no country will EVER give up their nukes
Another thought I had, China is the last domino to fall. If they leave Russians on their own to get taken over by the western goverment they will have to bow down as well and accept "neoliberal democracy"
Lincoln Baker
RUSSIA COMMITTED CLOSE TO 60% OF THEIR TROOPS TO UKRAINE. RUSSIAN ALREADY LOST 10% OF THEIR EQUIPMENT AND TROOPS SENT IN RUSSIA IS LOSING THIS WAR
there was a kino vid where a civvie hit squad ambushed and opened fire on a squad of russian soldiers but i cant find it again, anyone got the link? was a telegram link i think
