Latest: >Air raid sirens heard in Kyiv moments ago Multicam stream: youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY >Zelensky says Belarus leader assured him that missiles, warplanes and helicopters won’t fly to Ukraine from his territory >Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert >Ukraine successfully repelled an attack on Kharkiv >Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiv >Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy. >Gypsies stole a Russian tank >Massive explosion seen and heard in Kyiv. >Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722) >Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiv >High-rise building in Kyiv hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile >Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands >Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol. >Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses >Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report >There are reports of more convoy of armoured vehicles are headed towards Kyiv >Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO >Russian troops already in Kyiv's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days >Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kyiv in the night. Intercepted by a SAM >10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiv >Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked >Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side >Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control
>Be Russia >Talk mad shit for years about your military >Armatards sucking your dick >Time to go to war in Ukraine >Amass a majority of your army on the border >Launch only a few cruise missiles at the start because your can’t afford to launch too many >Army immediately starts to get fucked >16 year olds conscripts running out of fuel >Your soldiers run away from their vehicles the moment they get shot at >Cuck cages aren’t working >Get stuck in mud >Take worthless objectives >The internet is flooded with videos of your hardware getting destroyed >16 year olds start to get captured >You can’t effectively use your Air Force because your stuck in the 70s when it comes to guided munitions >Decide that an overwhelming force isn’t what you want for reasons >Shut down the growing opposition to the invasion within your own country >Get fucked with the same cyber attack tactics you’ve used against the west >Deploy the Muslim hordes while claiming to be a sanctuary for Christendom >Deploy more amartards to /k/ to defend you >Cripple your economy for generations while you get laughed at by the rest of the world >Motivate multiple generations of Ukrainians to fight you >Still claim your not trying to turn Ukrainians agains you even though you’re literally invading their homeland >Wonder about the horrible fate your saboteurs are facing as they get captured >Cope by saying your ready for peace talks two days into your full scale war >Cope harder by threatening Finland and Sweden >Cope even harder by threaten the west with Nuclear war >Come to the realization that initiative is difficult to gain back once it’s been lost >Realize that history is filled with nations making the same mistake you’re making now >Get your retarded cousin Belarus to come fight by your side >Say that any pro-Ukrainian propaganda is cope while you push your shitty propaganda >Still claim that you want regime change while motivating a future
Expert here. In case of a draft, there's a method of dodging that doesn't fuck you over. A lot of retards think they can get out of military service by claiming they hate niggers, Jews, faggots, or are disloyal to the US government. All this is going to do is get you sent to prison and to lose all of your gun rights. Or you'll just be used as cannon fodder.
However, there's a very high IQ way to get out of service. Ted Nugent did it, and it worked: >A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up... I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop... those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell... they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud.
Yes, it's really that simple. You just have to PISS AND SHIT YOUR PANTS! >Poop + pee = no draft for me!
You won't be imprisoned for treason, nor will you lose your gun rights!
They'll just give you a medical exemption:
>Medical Conditions That Can Keep You from Joining the Military military.com/join-armed-forces/disqualifiers-medical-conditions.html >f. Anorectal >(2) Anal or rectal polyp, prolapse, stricture or INCONTINENCE... >Urinary System >c. Enuresis or INCONTINENCE OF URINE beyond age 12
That's all you need to do to avoid the draft, Champ. Just poop and pee your pants! Nobody likes a poopy-pants
Just remember this aphorism: >Poop + pee = no draft for me! It's so easy, you can begin practicing now Don't be a pussy incel jew-loving tool >Poop + pee = no draft for me!
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"JAVELINS could be here," he thought, "I've never been in this country before, there could be JAVELINS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE JAVELINS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of This reverberated his entire T-90A, making it pulsate even as the $9 vodka circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Javelins after dark. "With a tank, you can go anywhere you want until the fuel runs out" he said to himself, out loud.
REALITY CHECK: >Iron Man of Kiev taken out 75 jets in his high tech iron man suit >Cougar of Kyiv successfully seduced 890 Russian service men and got them to switch sides and provide intel to Ukraine MoD >Ghost of Kyiv taken out almost 300 russian planes >Ukrainian Reaper personally executed 450 Russian dogs including entire elite spetznaz units >Ukraine air defense BTFOs 150 russian planes over the black sea and in Ukraine proper >columns of russian hardware for miles and miles sit destroyed, estimated losses: 780 tanks, 250 APCs, 375 towed artillery among others >Odessa Ass Bandit rapes over 80 russian military men and POWs >Russian service members fleeing like crazy and joining Ukraine side >Britain is delivering high tech weapons and ammunition >Zelensky personally on the ground, fighting with his soldiers on the front lines to boost morale >Entire Russian government crippled by sanctions, even China distancing themselves from Putler >Russia hit the wrong AA sites, so they cant even achieve air superiority >hundreds of russian artillery captured intact by Ukrainians >twitter and facebook now blocking Russians from making accounts >Russian access to porn site pornhub BLOCKED >Russian news agency TASS reports and then immediately deletes news that over 60,000 russian troops died during the invasion already >Somalia imposes sanctions and BANS russians citizens from entering THE BIG BAD RUSSIA BTFO BY LITTLE UKRAINE IN A MATTER OF DAYS LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
William Russell
People went from “you don’t deserve an organ transplant if you haven’t taken an experimental injection” seamlessly to “why not have a nuclear war with Russia” in about 24 hours.
Nathan Hill
Can everyone calling it "Kyiv" agree that when the Russians capture the city, we all switch to "Kiev"?
This is the defeat of the ammunition depot by Isander
Liam Gutierrez
DAILY REMINDER to follow BOTH >ISW daily updates - understandingwar.org/ and >Igor Strelkov daily updates - t.me/strelkovii and you'll get an objective idea of how the war is going DO NOT FALL FOR THE RETARDED SENSATIONALIST TWITTER PROPAGANDA OF EITHER SIDE
PLATOON OF T-34-85s SPOTTED IN CITY CENTRE OF KHARKOV
Jackson Thomas
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So how about some stats on ukrop losses? According to twitter the spectre of kharkiv, ass bandit of odessa, etc these guyd are fucking immortal. How many tanks lost so far? Any info??
Jose Bell
Putin has to win tonight or it all starts unravelling
Handing out ak's and telling civilians to throw molotov's on Russian troops.
He doesn't care how many goyim is killed so he can maintain his jewish sphere of influence.
He could have given up Donetsk and Luhansk there are mostly ethnic Russians living there anyway.
He could have signed a neutrality agreement with Russia and not have a single Ukrainian killed.
Don't fall for the reddit and twitter mob.
This is just jews fooling the dumb goyim to kill each other while the jew profits and gets more powerful.
Both sides are owned and ran buy the jews. Jan 6th an the trucker protests almost overthrew the jewish power in the west.
The jew can't have that lets re-start the cold war so the goyim can go back to killing each other. These people are cancerous reddit rats their low IQ mannerism betrays them.
They used threads splitting in the trucker protest and now they are in overdrive.
They are too stupid to learn the lingo so they are easy to spot.
Any Forums needs to recognize their manner of speech and not give in to their thread splitting tactics.
After decades of nothing happening people want their happenings. Everybody is fucking bored. True, nuclear annihilation seems bad, but regular proxy war could do some god for society.
Wyatt Wright
Russia will be defeated and humiliated. Death to Russia and Russians!
Carter Lopez
Shills trying to thread split to create a safe space for "Kiev" posters. Doesn't seem to be working too well... Every time I look it's full of loli spam.
Adrian Cooper
Schizos going insane over a town name. Funniest shit, like misgendering the mentally ill.
Jeremiah Sullivan
>no one allowed to veto >but resolution is non-binding They're pretty desperate to get a resolution passed. Reminds me of the use of UN resolutions as an excuse to invade Iraq.
Michael Diaz
I love that this has become a meme, the content has been hilarious.
Ayden Rodriguez
>Be a jew >Get gassed
Gavin Cruz
The fact that Kiev's mayor is a retarded MMA fighter makes me want to see Russia obliterate them. Seems really unserious much like their retarded President.
>However, there's a very high IQ way to get out of service. Ted Nugent did it, and it worked: >>A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up... I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop... those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell... they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud.
This is the power of the Amerimutt. And this one is above the average, for this one does not fight for the Jew.
Jason Edwards
GCHQ is working around the clock, they've got an entire team with rotating shifts to cover making and posting in this specific general along with the rest of the board
Reminder that almost all anti-Russia posts are shills. Everyone knows that especially Any Forums's views are generally more in alignment with those of Tucker Carlson, Ryan Dawson, Alex Jones, Andrew Anglin and "America First" than with CNN. Just a while ago, the organic user would understand Putin's desire for some cushion around the heart of Russia when faced with an onslaught of globalism, progressivism and besieging U.S. bases and nuclear weapons as part of NATO's nuclear sharing policy. The organic user would understand how lunatic NATO countries are for their continuous meddling and provocation of WWIII over an unimportant Slavic country, which sounds all too familiar.
1) Political operations are pouring millions of "dark money" dollars into propaganda through social media, commonly employed by globalist information ministries, specialized military units and political operatives to shape the flow of information. Notorious "Russian trolls" are nothing compared to the cyberwafare budget of the entire Western Hemisphere. Check Table 3 for a glimpse: governance40.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Troops-Trolls-and-Troublemakers.pdf
From ad hoc breakdowns we know that Any Forums has 100-200 slide threads at any given time when there isn't even a "happening" (typical flags: Slavic, Nordic, Netherlands, Canada, Australia). Let times like this open your eyes to the infiltration.
No, they want people to come home and visit their loved ones one last time before a nuclear exchange
Oliver Garcia
Both of you are wrong it is Kijow
Oliver Collins
>other members So no one can veto retard that doesn't mean they're removed.
Brayden Rodriguez
>being a memeflaggot
Julian Jones
Nigger
Ryan Ortiz
>muh human shields can you seriously stop trying to use Israeli talking point right now. yes they have military equipment in population centres you're attacking, calm down volodya.
Aiden Long
would watch the channels if they had english tranlations on satellite
>Will Putin pull the trigger tonight? There is a massive push across all fronts right now by Russia. They've gotten serious. Don't think he needs to push the button.
Samuel Robinson
Yep, this one is right. Big kaboom does not mean thermobaric.
Jonathan Morgan
By now civilians have had time to leave Ukraine. Anyone still there can be considered a combatant.
Nolan Hill
He has the manlet rage with nuclear weapons, a dangerous combination to provoke.
Christian Sanchez
What happened to the Irish retard who was shouting 'HOSTILE' as he got arrested?
Jaxson Kelly
Imagine the kino they could have provided this time.
>Will Putin pull the trigger tonight? Not tonight, no, but he will eventually pull the trigger of his Makarov and KHS at the end of this because there's no way out of this for him, apart from an hero'ing.
Don't they also say that Russians would go to heaven in a nuclear war, and Americans go to hell
Wyatt Baker
Yup. I've never told anyone to say Kyiv, but a million people have told me to say Kiev. Don't understand why anyone cares. If I look at a map online it says Kyiv. If I look at Wikipedia it says Kyiv. If I look at live streams they say Kyiv. If I look at news articles they say Kyiv. That's good enough for me. But apparently I'm MI6 or something for using that spelling lol.
Cameron Bell
Handing out guns to civilians willy-nilly worried me as well. Zelensky probably wants a high-profile civilian mass casualty incident to increase international pressure against Russia.
Only those that are confirmed through photo/video evidence (i.e. in reality much more):
180 Russian vehicles (among others 10 tanks, 33 APCs and IFVs, 76 trucks and cars)
103 Ukrainian vehicles (among others 11 tanks, 32 APCs and IFVs, 34 trucks and cars)
Carter Hernandez
Well, to a certain extent "Kyiv" is a propaganda push of its own. Same reason why we call "Burma" "Myanmar" or "Peking" "Beijing" but we don't call "Florence" "Firenze" or "Germany" "Deutschland".
Leo Torres
Putin is a muslim loving homo.
Henry Gonzalez
Best pasta in a while
Joshua Wilson
Fuck you user. I've heard some retarded leftards propose that, though.
Mason Bailey
well i think this is the confimartion that putin went insane and his generals are doing nothing to stop him
Gabriel Taylor
remember bros, if you see a bright flash move your ass and hide under the table
How long did you elect Merkel for? Germany doesn't deserve to exist
Brayden Campbell
this isn't a real war where the fuck is footage of the front? where are the videos of the thousands of fighters engaged in the supposed siege of kiev? we are shown videos (all at suspiciously at night) of distant fire and lights, how was this artillery deployed? also russia using decades old soviet equipment? "they are holding back" come on we have real hd footage of war in the war in donbas and the syrian civil war but we only have shitty webcam footage of what is perhaps the most important war in decades twitter in the last days has proven it's incredibly easy to lie and manipulate people, it wouldn't be a challenge at all to deceive ukraine and the thousands of refugees with smokes and mirrors also wouldn't surprise me if next week they find 6 thousand jews were cremated in the cremator mobiles
Mason Murphy
what was this bomb?
Brandon Cook
why are the black ones under the tables? they should be on top to protect the other people
Easton Wood
thanks burt!
Elijah Turner
Imagine tanking your entire economy to 'punch a nazi'. Even Westoid leaders aren't that retarded.
Wyatt Brooks
It's Kijevas
Asher Cook
>can you seriously stop trying to use Israeli talking point right now. yes they have military equipment in population centres you're attacking, calm down volodya.
How stupid are you? The Ruskies are not there to kill the civies.
The Ukrainians are absolutely doing the same thing what Hamas does.
But at least those Palestinians are not dying for a jew president and his jew buddies.
the un security council just reiterated that there will be peace talks on monday morning, just in a few hours.
James Parker
Remember the mortar strike where everyone freaked out and Givi was just laughing and picking up pieces of hot shrapnel? Soooo many utterly kino moments with these two.
Lincoln Allen
Yeah something is fishy about all this
Aaron Cook
Nigger
John Richardson
>Anti-Russia shills are anti-white: uhhhhhhhhhh
Jackson Richardson
First victim of the night reported, while the ghost rests the ass bandit protects. Resident's are thankfull
Hamas operates in a densely populated open air prison under a land, sea and air blockade by the Israelis. Sorry kike, muh "human shields" is such a tired line that doesn't work anymore.
after decades of retardation slavs finally learned how to opsec simple as
Brandon Jackson
stop lying you kept voting for her even after that. She became even more beloved by the people. She eventually retired...
Kevin Cook
>why are the black ones under the tables? they should be on top to protect the other people
>implying blacks are people
Grayson James
>"why the world should exist if there's no russia in it?.." Are you all fucking schizophrenic, no one is attacking you, Russia is invading another country and you are acting like you are under attack because Ukrainians are defending themselves. Russia is a country of mentally ill, low IQ neanthandrals.
is that was a real saboteur, the hohols would have shot him in the head. this is just local gangs messing each other now the government have armed them with AKs with the fun switch
Henry Carter
Guys I'm in Kiev something crazy is happening outside my apartment
yes exactly, how they didn't cut power and internet? how would they let the enemy civilians document all their troops movements? but alas, that didn't happen, not a single ukrainian has taped a russian soldier
Carter Ross
>barely slowed down
Ethan Adams
We only have one perspective of the war because Ruskies don't have smartphones with them. So we must be conservative in our decision making here desu
Dominic Cook
How can something prevail that is led by a manlet? Are you a manlet too? In that case, when will you learn?
Anthony Garcia
Funny how the person who was recording was waiting for something
its 40mil in medical aid so presumably stuff like blood transfusions and what not.
Ayden Powell
Don't worry bro, jest fuel can't melt steel beams inside that tower.
Nathaniel Sanders
>She eventually got removed from power for that. 6 YEARS LATER And you elected even more liberal people Good job!
Daniel Edwards
Don't worry that building is steel structure. It won't fall.
Brody Campbell
Dude you have to go beyond historical grievances and look at the present.
You are again between two foes. One is the Eu the other is the Russians.
What would be the outcome of Russian victory for you?
Genuinely asking.
Connor Bailey
It's pronouned Kuyv you uncultured swines.
Lincoln Murphy
Middle of nowhere being bombed still uses turn signal
Lucas Nelson
>no one is attacking you Yeah, how dare Russia build its borders so close to Western military bases!
Robert Phillips
I hope whoever owns that buildings bought insurance.
Adrian Mitchell
That's his words, retard
Joshua Murphy
>ass bandit of kiew turns out true my sides
Tyler Lopez
I think that gov sends goods that are worth specified amount, not that they are giving Ukrainie the money.
Jacob Allen
Wtf how did Saudis get away with it again?
Robert Murphy
NATO best ally, Al Qaeda, left Yemen to assist in the defense of the Ukraine.
Brody Smith
They massively underestimated Ukrainian anti air capabilities
Michael Nelson
That's what I do not understand either desu. Maybe it is not worth the effort to find every network cable. Especially if the network topology is made such that you have many redundant points (and below 5 meters of soil).
Julian Jones
Despite the retarded and obviously propaganda claims that they entire wiped out ukrainian air force and AA networks in the first hours of day 1, that's not case. Russian air force is operating, but it has not yet been able to achieve an uncontested air superiority. Also, Ukrainians are getting literally thousands of free MANPADs as gibz, and I assume that rather than getting their risking having Afghanistan stinger flashbacks the Russians limited their air force operations.
Von Der Leyen on TV now saying EU to supply him with airdrops of viagra, poppers and dragon dildos daily from tomorrow, says will assist any EU ass bandits who wish to go to ukraine to plunder russian anuses
Dylan Richardson
>>>>>>>>>>German reporter who pretends to be in Ukraine is cgi'd out
>Antagonize and bully all your neighbougrs >act surprised when they call on the west for help and allow them to build their military bases there Sasuga Poccия
Aaron Russell
Helvegen
Hunter Jackson
I'm not replying directly to you, I know Putin said it. I'm shouting into the void because this whole situation is completely retarded. Assassinate this schizo midget or something. Save the world.
Everyone who is Pro Ukraine here is a Shill, kike or redditor. No one is pro putin but he unfortunately wins by default. The correct opinion to have on the conflict is Fuck Kikes
It kind of adds up with what you see otherwise, seeing as the losses in fighting vehicles are roughly equal, while the Russians are losing many more transport vehicles.
Matthew Wright
I was thinking the same. The stream was lagging and he walked away during a lag spike.
