It's time for Putin and Zelensky to put aside the rhetoric and get round the negotiating table
Brit/pol/ - millipede edition
Landon Phillips
Angel Harris
Expert here. In case of a draft, there's a method of dodging that doesn't fuck you over.
A lot of retards think they can get out of military service by claiming they hate niggers, Jews, faggots, or are disloyal to the US government. All this is going to do is get you sent to prison and to lose all of your gun rights. Or you'll just be used as cannon fodder.
However, there's a very high IQ way to get out of service. Ted Nugent did it, and it worked:
>A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up... I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop... those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell... they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud.
Yes, it's really that simple.
You just have to PISS AND SHIT YOUR PANTS!
>Poop + pee = no draft for me!
You won't be imprisoned for treason, nor will you lose your gun rights!
They'll just give you a medical exemption:
>Medical Conditions That Can Keep You from Joining the Military
military.com
>f. Anorectal
>(2) Anal or rectal polyp, prolapse, stricture or INCONTINENCE...
>Urinary System
>c. Enuresis or INCONTINENCE OF URINE beyond age 12
That's all you need to do to avoid the draft, Champ. Just poop and pee your pants! Nobody likes a poopy-pants
Just remember this aphorism:
>Poop + pee = no draft for me!
It's so easy, you can begin practicing now
Don't be a pussy incel cuck
>Poop + pee = no draft for me!
Adrian Williams
Uh oh
William Hall
Called them biased warmongers. Guess they didn't like that. They're trying to be baby Sky News
Eli Williams
Is it unironically time to get out of the cities lads?
Landon Ward
Bentley Nguyen
>Ted Nugent
Didn't read but based
Logan Gomez
Im British. Just wanted to check in and say you're all a bunch of potato headed ugly gormless sad poverty stricken cunts stuck on a nigger infested island with no future. Escape if you can otherwise just end up being the same as the 3 boring literal dogshit tier chat cunts that post here 24/7.
Leo Bailey
if they blocked you, you know they read your tweet and it rustled them
Ethan Ortiz
i hope pornhub doesn't block access to chubby russian lesbians
Noah Jones
True, all I got from my dad was an old helmet
Gavin Flores
Cooper Jones
Gonna have a wank to videos of Ukrainian lasses on PornHub. Out of respect
Julian Ramirez
I miss that goofy bastard so much.
Chase Thomas
Kek it's no loss. They're tweets turned to trash and they are clearly editorialising
Jacob Butler
Levi Hughes
Bless you user
Jayden Edwards
Keeeeeeve will never fall. Yes, the liberals instigated a fight and then evacuated their embassies, but look, we can still fix this. If we all put Ukrainian flags on our social media and buildings, Putin will poop his pants and run away. Virtue signaling is the answer. The last thing we need to do is offer real support.
Landon Bell
>UH!
Chase Long
My dad had a bunch of cool old Soviet gear from Kosovo
Wonder where it is now
Our lads on the other hand got bounced for trying to smuggle malaria tablets home
Jace Perez
We aren't in the EU though
Jack Bell
Josiah Baker
Don't think it should be up to that kid from razorlight
Noah Campbell
Wtf why they pinching malaria tabs lmao
Jacob Rodriguez
It's Lainey time!!!
Angel Collins
He could have had any American woman at any age why her? WHY HER? What is wrong with him?
Levi Evans
If he was PM, would Miliband have been tuff enuff to deal with Russia?
youtube.com
Benjamin Parker
Lol no, we just have direct influence of their code within tens of thousands of our statues with zero representation lmao
Chase Watson
agreed, blocking access to chubby russian lesbians who get the camera rrrright up close to their hairy fannies won't stop the war
Thomas Collins
Your dad gave you his old helmet? Eww
Elijah Nguyen
They sold for like £15 a packet and we had 6months worth
Colton Thomas
I used to watch miliboy opposition speeches back in the day and he was such a chud
Hudson Morris
Him and noel fielding are receiving minute by minute updates on russian convoy coordinates
Dominic Bailey
Kiev is up for grabs
London is full of Arabs
We could be in Palestine
Overrun by the Russian line
With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne
Parker Jones
she looks like millie bobby brown in this
/ourgirl/
Thomas Ortiz
This is interesting
Carter Scott
Well that's democracy I suppose
James Price
Don't start this shit again
Jose Walker
Reminder if miliband was elected we would be in a much better timeline.
>no brexit
>no trade wars with France
>World Cup won plus euros
>no botched pandemic response
We would have jobs, fucked landlords, and controls on immigration. You get what you fucking deserve.
Benjamin Peterson
It was the powell mosley comparison
Classic Eddie bait
Ethan Moore
this
Tyler Bailey
is Eddie team Mosley or team Powell
Christian Morales
Do you cunts ever think how great it would have been is Mosley became your PM? I do
Charles Jenkins
Agreed
Christopher Adams
as long as you were socially obligated to make those niggers take those penalty shots you never would have won the euros
Jose Barnes
>don’t wreck my brincel larps with reality again
Lol, I mighta been wrong about putin but I was right about breggshit
Dominic Collins
Ukraine
No brain,
Drown in puddle
1 inch of rain
Owen Long
>MDMA
John Walker
Brody Harris
Chase Clark
>jort
Slut.