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>It's actually a WW3
Evan Powell
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Christian Evans
Expert here. In case of a draft, there's a method of dodging that doesn't fuck you over.
A lot of retards think they can get out of military service by claiming they hate niggers, Jews, faggots, or are disloyal to the US government. All this is going to do is get you sent to prison and to lose all of your gun rights. Or you'll just be used as cannon fodder.
However, there's a very high IQ way to get out of service. Ted Nugent did it, and it worked:
>A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up... I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop... those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell... they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud.
Yes, it's really that simple.
You just have to PISS AND SHIT YOUR PANTS!
>Poop + pee = no draft for me!
You won't be imprisoned for treason, nor will you lose your gun rights!
They'll just give you a medical exemption:
>Medical Conditions That Can Keep You from Joining the Military
military.com
>f. Anorectal
>(2) Anal or rectal polyp, prolapse, stricture or INCONTINENCE...
>Urinary System
>c. Enuresis or INCONTINENCE OF URINE beyond age 12
That's all you need to do to avoid the draft, Champ. Just poop and pee your pants! Nobody likes a poopy-pants
Just remember this aphorism:
>Poop + pee = no draft for me!
It's so easy, you can begin practicing now
Don't be a pussy incel slave of the jews
>Poop + pee = no draft for me!
Adrian Ortiz
yes it is actually ww3
bioweapons user
Blake Allen
Kek no it isn't. Europe is just testing how far Putin will let them go before pushing back. jets will not cause a response. Will be interesting to see how much further the eu pushes it though
Jaxson Morgan
>just shit yourself
>the cops cant stop you
Charles Walker
I'll just wait for the real happening
Wyatt Walker
Thats a very Euro centric world view
Jordan Thompson
EU now giving fighter jets to ukies kek
its like they want to trigger Putin to just fucking go full Stalin and nuke everyone
Andrew Hall
there will never be a WW3 calmb down
Evan Morales
Has been for years.
Christopher Miller
>Expert here. In case of a draft, there's a method of dodging that doesn't fuck you over.
I'm just going to give a very firm no.
Hunter Martin
>bioweapons user
you silly as, bioweapons would only be on the table if they had discussed it previously and been given time to inoculate portions of their various countries populations so as to avoid some total human extinction event where everyone loses
James Wilson
>I'm just going to give a very firm no.
5 years prison + $250,000 fine
>POOP + PEE = NO DRAFT FOR ME!
Matthew Jenkins
What if someone has dual citizenship?
Xavier Baker
I swear to God those fucking retards from Brussels are going to be the end of us all, fml, revolution when ?
Levi Hall
HOLY SHIT A WW3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Luke Hughes
That's what they said when Hitler invaded Poland
Alexander Gonzalez
what are they gonna do, put a cork in by butthole?
>POOP + PEE = NO DRAFT FOR ME!
Nolan Sanchez
im going to get lost in the woods
Adrian Price
actually
Brandon Murphy
Yeah I'd just rather be fucking drafted.
Wyatt Martin
better question, isnt draft 18-30?
Carson Miller
but you'll be fighting on the wrong side of the war. you'll be promoting evil and your ancestors ashamed
>POOP + PEE = NO DRAFT FOR ME
Lincoln Bennett
>it's actually a WW3
Jose Bennett
Fuck
Blake Wood
its not.
Samuel Cox
im gonna miss you guys
Jackson Russell
what if i just don't go? they arrest me and give me free meals? not like i'm doing anything anyways.
Caleb Smith
that was a long time ago user
Alexander Sullivan
I'll just skip town.
They wouldn't bother searching for me and my age 18-26 friends in remote Yukon, would they?
I'm sure that they would have bigger problems to worry about.
Eli Russell
18-25 with an extended thing to 35 if all the 18-25s die or something
Logan Wright
i was already a good goy for like 8 years, i doubt they can recall me
Liam Sanders
everyone's a lethargic faggot
and has a latency issue of the brain.
look at your retards of the world,
they have a SAY
Jason Perry
I'm here without my gud boy card, if war will I be allowed to join the military and acquire green card?
Kevin Walker
A WW3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Brandon Diaz
I hope everything ends peacefully.
Connor Bennett
Look all I'm saying is the fall of Mycenae was a good thing
Joshua Anderson
>tfw if a nuke hits im in the instant vaporization fireball area
>tfw ill be dead long before conscription is announced
Owen Sullivan
What do you think the jabs were for?
Dylan Davis
UN Security Council meeting right now. Russia Federation explaining what happens next.
Lucas Edwards
it wouldnt have been if they let hitler do his thing
Juan James
The fuck is wrong with you? Don't you want a chance at violence?