/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #5

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>Kyiv's mayor says that the city is surrounded with Russian forces at all exit points.
>The EU have closed airspace to Russian aircraft
>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Ukrainian delegation set for peace talks with Russian delegates in Belarus
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiv
>Russian commander of 35th motor brigade has been captured by Ukrainian forces
>Chechen forces are on the ground north of Kyiv
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (files.catbox.moe/gqnn36.mp4)
>Russia has banned all western social media
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiv
>High-rise building in Kyiv hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians advancing rapidly towards Mariupol, tanks spotted roughly 70km from it
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kyiv in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiv
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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It's over.

Putin's '£15billion-a-day' Ukraine invasion will fail if Kyiv can resist for 10 days

The Russian operation to invade Ukraine is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is not going to plan and will fail if Kyiv doesn't fall within 10 days as Vladimir Putin will run out of money, it has been claimed.

The operation is estimated to be costing £15billion every day and is failing due to overconfidence by the Kremlin.

The Russians are said to be shocked by the resistance being put up by brave Ukrainians who are taking up guns to fight back against the invaders.

And intelligence sources say poor tactical planning by the Russians has resulted in the invasion taking much longer than they expected.

The Russian army has now been ordered to broaden its advance ‘from all directions’.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-15billion-day-ukraine-invasion-26337558

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HATO TOHГУE MЫ AHУC.

D.C., Sacramento, Chicago.

All 3 on kiev, then make it look like russia did it

>According to #Ukrainian media, the situation in #Kahovka now looks like this
So... kino?

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List of anti-Russia propaganda we have seen thus far:
- Ukrainian father crying as he hugged his daughter was actually a pro-Russian rebel in Donbas preparing to fight Nazi Azov Battalion
- 13 Ukrainian soldiers "killed" on Snake Island actually surrendered and are alive and well
- Russian tank that ran over civilian car in Kyiv was a Strela-10 Ukrainian air defense system
- Photos of Zelensky in military garb with a helmet on are from 2021 border inspection
- Video of Ukrainian MiG-29 shooting down a Russian Su-35 was a Digital Combat Simulator animation
- Russian cruise missile that blew up the side of a residential building was actually a Ukrainian air-defense missile fired by the Ukrainian military
- Viral video of Ukrainian pilot shooting down Russian jet was a screen recording from Arma 3 video game
- Russian supply convoy that Ukrainian military blew up was a Ukrainian convoy
- Ukrainian military lied about blowing up 56 tanks that included General Tushayev
- Russian jet bombing near residential homes appears to be a Ukrainian MiG-29 fighter targeting Russian troops

Isreal
New York
Isreal again

>uhg shills found the chug

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Es KIEV hijo de Perra.

>DC
>Jerusalem
>Beijing

who /chugging/ here?

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Гpaд

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D.C, Kyiv, Tel aviv

any news?

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absolute sex

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/chug/ jug

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we lost bro

It's all so tiresome.

I'd nuke DC, San Francisco, and Tel Aviv

Kxiev folx is killed

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Reminder all reports about Kiev encirclement are fake
Someone posted some gore though

Reddit haters here
>Russian soldier explains how his brigade fucked up

reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t2qdas/everyone_was_burned_out_russian_military_shares/

kiev pelotudo kieeev

so, i guess the lesson is, if you want to start a propaganda campaign, just take your cues from popular media
1. your team are scrappy underdogs fighting evil oppression(this is a given)
2. have a supporting cast of characters to make it relatable to idiots (omg the avengers)
anything else i am missing?

We can't bake for SHIT

All 3 on Mecca, just to be sure

HAHAHA ANOTHER "THIS IS YOU" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

latest reports suggest he is still napping

SOOOO uhhhh what happend with the peace talks ?did it happen yet ? (I know it'll fail) but I need to know why it was refused this time

Hey, gather round. Imma say something smart.
If Russia starts losing, we'll know, because explosions will start to happen a lot more.
They're currently in "conquest" mode. But if they realize that they can't conquer Ukraine - they'll switch to "destruction" and blow it up.

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Russia bros, I don't anything abou5 your government.
will we see accurate reporting after the war is over, or does that shit all stay confidential
I want to see the real numbers.

Kxiv folx is killed

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new

new

apparently kiev is NOT surrounded and AP misrepresented what the mayor said

coach red pill, whos in kiev right now says that only 1 road is not under russian control
so maybe kiev may truly be encircled soon

okay and??
hope you enjoy it

>They're currently in "conquest" mode. But if they realize that they can't conquer Ukraine - they'll switch to "destruction" and blow it up.
we are waiting

Non Kyiv thread for sensible Chuggers

The 3 exact places down to the nanometer that would ensure maximum Jewish death/suffering

Only right answer

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stop

>Russia bros, I don't anything abou5 your government.
Neither do we
It's a mystery

>will we see accurate reporting after the war is over
To an extent
Likely to be heavily censored though

Fake and gay.

ukr anons, please surrender for the sake of humanity, nuclear war is at stake

moscow
helsinki
sydney

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Israel. Save the other two nukes for where the rest of the rats flee to.

So I hear that Kiev is evacuating.

Saw some women and children leaving the city smart move.

I hope that's all the women and children and not just the families of the Jewish elite members over there.

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Tel Aviv, Bejing, Los angeles

the enemy must be simultaneously incompetent and proficient. he must be an existential threat, but also a buffoon.

>3 nukes
one at america
one at russia
one at jerusalem

Tel aviv

Jew york, NY

London

Easy

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>So I hear that Kiev is evacuating
They evacuated days ago.

Not up to me. I'm sitting here in Crimea, drinking coffee and munching cookies, desu.
And posting soft, wonderful feet.

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Based Ukrainian foot poster.

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Just post cunny and gore. We all like that here, but not them.

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That whole list is fucked. Why are they doing this to us? Why the lies?

Megumin POOPA

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israel
israel
israel

duh.

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All three on myself

>America
Wtf did we ever do to you?!

africa africa and africa

Ukrainians paras dont drop so well...

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/thread

oh, thats a good point

Anyone who posts anime porn is the shill

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noice user kun desune, hope your family and friends are fine. I hope Zelensky will have the courage to put his ego aside to save millions of lives

That's a pilot, ding dong

Uohhhhhhhhhhh............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All three nukes on the north pole.
Melt the ice caps, have all the degenerate seaside shitholes like California go down into the ocean, cuck the brits, make Israel seethe, and China basically disappear.

Has anyone been watching the mail-order bribe market? Ukrainian women cost alot of money before. Chinks were paying upwards of $10000 just to go and do dates. How do you think that has changed now?

sorry, bro. you're controlled by jews so is russia and the nukes are for them. you're just collateral. just like me when the nukes hit jerusalem.

Warning to real chuggers

The real chug thread can be distinguished by 'Kiev' and the american baker

Fuck these assholes we just got control back

>you have three nukes

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Seems like the cities do have offensive capabilities after all.

>Wtf did we ever do to you?!
Do you really have to ask that, after all the water carrying we've done for Israel's interests.

Whether you are pro-russian or pro-ukraine makes no difference when faced with this one indisputable fact.

The Ukrainians are not fucking Arabs in a 3rd world country desert place where everyone is a weird fundamentalist savage Muhammaden who believes in honor killing your daughter if she marries a Christian.

Kremlin has spent too many damn years planning against poor Arab terrorist cells. Ukraine is a weaker force but they are not Arabs. They are Europeans and they will fight like Europeans. I think this is probably where Russia miscalculated the most. The Ukrainian fighting spirit is going to be way stronger than any Arab force they've ever planned against.

This isn't Syria where you plan against ISIS or FSA who are illiterate. Every single fighter in the Ukraine armed forces is 20 times more educated and sharper witted than the Muslims they were fighting in Syria.

All three on Israel

Mmmm.
Does this count as "porn"?

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first nigger ive seen to actually flip the damn phone... unfortunately, only mid-recording. humanity's doomed.

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Mumbai, Jerusalem, NYC

Near an AN-26 crash site.
Because AN-26 have an ejection seat.

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Toronto, London, Paris

found the redneck chud

"Reports citing AP are saying Kyiv is surrounded. However, speaking to Ukrainian media, Mayor Vitali Klitschko's spokesperson said that this isn't true and that his words are being misrepresented."
twitter.com/aaronreich/status/1498020423396741122?s=21

This is what I mean. No Arab countries ever defend their city like this. Russia thought this would be like Syria or something.

I was gonna say all 3 on Israel but I do not object to this.

B...Based

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kiev.
>Verification not required.

Based cunnyposter

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Kyiv

KYIV IS NOT SURROUNDED
>KYIV IS NOT SURROUNDED

KYIV IS NOT SURROUNDED
>KYIV IS NOT SURROUNDED

KYIV IS NOT SURROUNDED
>KYIV IS NOT SURROUNDED

Digits speak!

Los Angeles, 3 times

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Source? The mayor of kyiv literally confirmed it.

Kiev has been surrounded.
sad day.

It's not, see

That was the Su-25 that was shot down today retard

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His handlers said his words got misinterpreted

San Francisco, London, Jerusalem.

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most of these i think i saw originate from some rando on twitter.

Zaporozhye

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HALT

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All three on Hollywood

very sad day.
I thought Kiev would have held out better.

>Verification not required.

telegra. ph/Dary-ukrainskih-morpehov-02-27
>Rusanons willing to take a look at this?

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