B-But muh ghosts
porkybros we got too cocky
OH NO NO NO
pork cock and pickles
>a city one hour drive away from russian border still not taken after nearly a week
S
Russia doesn’t want to kill innocent civilians like what we do during wars. If their goal was to totally flatten the city, they would’ve done it on day 1
I have never watched any Rick and Morty but I think there is a joke there.
just two more weeks, right russki?
serves them right
how many more civilians will ukrainians slaughter until the russians thoroughly win?
this. they're not after ukraines blood or soil either to be honest. make's you wonder what (((zelenskyy))) is so eager to defend.
>A city with a population of nearly 3M hasn't been taken after 5 days goys. This is bad
They're not sending their best
3 days I not nearly 7
This war is a distraction from the worlds deadliest pandemic ever
So instead they invade a country that doesn't want them. Either way occupying Ukraine probably isn't worth the squeeze
Their gamble didn't work.
Then invading all of Ukraine was a really bad move on their part
4.5.
Invasion started on 22/2
SEND OUT THE GHOSTS
THE ASSBANDIT FIRST
>this guy has been jabbed at least 3 times
I fucking told you faggots this was Russia's strategy. They were never going to roll into Kiev on day one.
I hope jewkraine loses. If they win that means we'll never get Northern Bucovina and Insula Șerpilor back, they'll get too cocky. If they lose, well, all kinds of possibilities.
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>muh ghost of kiev
>muh Dnipro Transgender snipers
>muh zelensky on the front lines
>muh snake island heroes
>muh general sacrificing himself by jumping into a tank while holding a grenade
>muh prince of kiev, riding on horseback into battle with a lance and splint armour
>muh Magneto of kiev, the kid who ambushed soldiers by dropping kitchenware on them (a body count of 25)
>muh shark of kiev singlehandedly with explosives sinking 30 submarines
>muh citizens stealing fuel from tanks and then destroying them the next day
>muh Iron Man of kiev
>muh Samurai of Kiev, a Japanese ambassador who now wears his ancestors armour.
>muh civilians who killed plain clothes russians (they are actually other Ukranian civilians)
>Cougar of Kyiv successfully seduced 890 Russian service men and got them to switch sides and provide intel to Ukraine MoD
Putin will probably negociate:
we'll give you back some territory and we take the rest or more shit will happen
>i am completely surrounded by those I consider my greatest enemy
>gee wilikers what a gosh darn pickle i'm in!
But I've always followed #1 and #2 anyway, while never following #3, what does that say about me?
Thank you Mr. Bebe
picrel is Lord Miles tonight
not going to lie, the war is going very badly to Russia regardless of what happens to Kyiv. It was supposed to be a 48 hour operation, not a brutal slug fest. And with top shelf equipment flooding in while Russia runs out of transports. The stock market and ruble will get raped Monday, and a color revolution has sprung up. Putin overplayed his hand and memed himself
Why don't the police in keiv just arrest the Russians? they are clearly being violent.
They want to destroy US bioweapons and destroy the jewish, yes, JEWISH government we installed over actual elected officials. The kikes forced their hand.
>porkybros
Hahaha thanks Roman bro nice nickname for them.
>strategy does not involve seizing the capital city and forcing the government to capitulate as soon as possible
>instead it involves allowing them to fortify and organise allowing them to prolong the siege and increase your own casualties and losses
All according to Putin's plan...?
>If they win that means we'll never get Northern Bucovina and Insula Șerpilor back, they'll get too cocky
THIS IS 100% WHAT IM THINKING
don't like putin but ukraine fags need to be put in their place
>b-but the heckin avengers memes
>why is kxxv about to be occupied
ah yes quite the pickle
what a sticky situation
In a way, I sympathize. I'm surrounded by my greatest enemies too.
Is that bald and bankrupt?
Don't forget Olga Ivanov, the stronk brave insta thot who destroyed two tank battalions single handed.
It’s already been proven Ukraine is being taken faster than Iraq in 2003. The fact that Russian soldiers are doing this and managing to not kill civilians and keep infrastructure intact is quite impressive.
>this is quite the pickle
will the chechens show him mercy?
>DONT SHOOT, IM AN ECELEB
it was supposed to be 1 second operation
that's why they decided to invite the chechen monkeys 2 days after the invasion started
get off the pickle and get a rifle and start shooting all the Ukranian jews you can find.
nobody will ever know, and the mobile creamatorium trucks will take care of the mess.
they even have one that processes the body fat into soap now.
>you have to wear the mask because it protects others, not you
>now it suddenly protects you
Here's to 2 more years of 2 weeks to flatten!
Yes, you dumb nigger. Kiev is armed to the teeth with U.S./NATO anti-tank and anti-aircraft systems. Encircle, cut off the NATO gravy train, degrade their defenses, then you can take the city.
Nooo
AAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
turns out that was a man, baby.
Ivan Olganov
any evidence he's there?
new 'jak.
Shark of Kyiv doesn't need explosives for that!
Not even the shithole of Iraq was conquered in a month by the US, keep your brain dead arm chair general shit to Reddit
>ap and reuters reporting that Putin contracted the Full Blown AIDS when Donald Trump and Jared Kushner took turns peeing on him in Obama's favorite russian hotel room bed.
>it seems he has lost his mind and could nuke Israel at any moment in a fit of little man rage
>also, it's like the Holocaust all over again
ok with all the media and the major player globohomo faggots drooling over Ukraine what did they means by this?
and you know if Sean Penn is there Ukraine is going down faster than James Alefantis on a Thai junior ping pong champion ladyboi.
I'm looking over historical maps and texts and I don't find these ukriane in them
you are the descendants of Kievan Rus and, while we did had some brutal wars against eachother you helped us at times, including letting romanian astronauts get into space
also according chronic of Nestor, kievan rus: we were in Transylvania before hungarians, so thanks for that source
would rather deal with you than with jewish loving nazi larpers
I'm very glad that Arkady Rotenberg, Roman Abramovich and Alexei Miller want to remove the kike government of Ukraine
A Russian takes over for a Ukrainian how long should that take?
Sounds like you take it more seriously than that dude who's actually in the thick of it. This is what happens when people are raised by tv and avoid the real world - they make ironic quips right up until they're fucking dead in the street. If he took shit seriously, maybe he wouldn't be in this situation.
he apparently livesteams on yt
An epidemiologist would know that if you are trying to protect yourself you need a N95 at the very minimum. That mask would do nothing for her.