In the worst case scenario, are we safe? What can I do to avoid a nuke? You guys are scaring me with this nuke shit

Norway are a NATO member, dumbass.

If russian nukes start flying they'll be targeting bigger more dangerous EU/NATO countries first, like France or the UK, since they have nukes too.
There would be no point for Russia to nuke small nothingburger countries like Sweden, Norway or Denmark.
Our military is a joke anyways, we're no threat to Russia in the first place.
There could be some nuclear fallout though, radioactive clouds traveling from nuked places (London, Paris...) to other parts of Europe, like after Tchernobyl.

Anyways, if Russia uses nukes, Moscow, St-Petersburg and most big Russian cities will be toast as well so I dunno Putin would do that.

read what i said again, you british buffoon

Nukes are fake
youtube.com/watch?v=DyESzpnjPSA&list=PLUXPzFAwcxCpMbTHQ3Sb6Qs2y9NJHrQ2_&index=3

Russia's already mega fucked with the sanctions
nobody living there cares anymore

inget händer någonsin, och även om något skulle *möjligtvis* hända, är vi åtminståne många månader ifrån det.

If nukes are deployed Scandinavia is fucked. No missile defence system or anything. Just gonna eat it raw.Also we have idiots like: who think we are fine. I apologise on his behalf.

We prepped for this long time ago and imported 1 million war crazed muslims to fight for us.

lmao Denmark is like the only Scandinavian country that will taste nuke.

Cares about what?
About the war?

Doesn't matter if the populace doesn't care anymore, what matters is what Putin is gonna do and if his army will keep obeying his orders.

quick sidestep at the last second

those muslims are probably in sweden so native swedes can hitch a ride with them to their irrelevant fallout free shitholes when shit hits the fan

Finland should join Russia so we could nuke Sweden together.

care about being alive
covid hit russia hard, that fucks them up. then the sanctions, that fuck them up harder. if theyre gonna die at least theyre gonna take a bunch of mutts and their tranny lgbtqpiap allies with them.

You mean Russia should join Finland. Then we'll just put all the russian speaking population into death camps.

you do know what bofors is right

Covid was China's fault.

Just camp out in the Skanderna bunkers retards
The place where I work has fucking old cold war bunkers in the basements, I can just borrow one

Again, explain to me what sense it would make for Russia, strategically, to nuke Scandinavia?
Our armies are shit, we don't have nukes and our population is made of people who don't have any fight in them.
The UK and France actually do, and are a way bigger threat.
Germany is the center of NATO and the EU in Europe, and constitutes a major target.
I know Scandinavians tend to think that we are the center of the world but don't overestimate our importance.

And by the way, I can assure you that neither France nor the UK have any functional missile defense systems that could counter Russian nukes either.

Luckily, ~5years ago they closed the only northern european Nato command bunker very close to where I live

we're the most retarded scandi country, we have literally no military threats

COVID...
Lmao nah senpai, COVID didn't do shit to Russia, like it mostly didn't do shit to other countries either.
What did do shit was our governments' responses to COVID, aka measures that fucked up our economies like never before.
I'm not sure Russia was that strict with the coof in the first place.

In 2018 Sweden sent out a guide to every household ''if crisis or war arrives''
Makes you wonder, hmmm

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Finland shamed russia, made them into a joke
Norway allied with the Nazis
Sweden is okay until "5000 anti tank weapons to Ukraine"

fucking globohomo cover alone made the toss it out when it came

The fuck is that senpai shit?
That's not what I wrote.
What's up with Any Forums changing words to some faggy shit like that?

Sweden and Finland could create their own nukes in the blink of an eye, in case of an actual happening, and Russia is weak as shit, we were right in funneling all defence into navy and air force, russian groundtroops are outdated whipped conscripts shitstains

Do you have yellow snow in your female penis?

Fucking newfags flocking to Any Forums to shill their side in the war.
How unexpected.

>TWO FUCKING NIGGERS

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The worst Case Scenario is Defcon 1, no one is safe.

das rite
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_nuclear_weapons_program

Baltic ocean and the fact we are NATO.

Do like me, eat some smörgåstårta With mommy, all your cares goes out the window

So?
None of those reasons are enough to justify using nukes.

Nukes are weapons made to break a country you're having problems dealing with (like the US did with Japan).
France or the UK are gonna be a much bigger threat to Russia than we'll ever be.
Japan sided with the Nazis, is Russia gonna nuke Japan as well?
Of course not.
And btw Norway didn't side with Germany, we got invaded.

nukes stopped being a deterrence when everyone slams the launch button

Fuck off neutral naziloving fucking sellout. Hope you get burned to shits, yeah supplying Nazis during WWII being "neutral"
Fuck you fucking swedish low life, you can come and clean my toilet when Russia invades

haha did the same at first but then i decided to save mine.

I've been here longer than you, faggot.
I just never used that word before, just t.b.h and s.o.y.

>The fuck is that senpai shit?
lurk 2 years b4 posting