Okay, this is unironically epic

Okay, this is unironically epic.

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/shrug

The dude isn't going to actually take up arms. He is safe in his presidential suite. He is one of the safest individuals in Ukraine. He will be captured alive and hopefully executed after a show trial.

KYS shill faggot. One bullet for every Jewkrainian

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Cousin Jewtin will give him a free ticket to Israel after the fake war is done, so why bother

>The dude isn't going to actually take up arms
No shit
>He is one of the safest individuals in Ukraine
Complete retardation, Russia would airstrike his ass immediately if they learned where he was.

>Military has a basic uniform
>IT'S A CONSPIRACY

its the same photo

So they're not allowed to use stock photos?

>unironically epic
you don't even glow, you illuminating.

Go back.

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T shirt time!

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>muh ghost of kiev
>muh Dnipro Transgender snipers
>muh zelensky on the front lines
>muh snake island heroes
>muh general sacrificing himself by jumping into a tank while holding a grenade
>muh prince of kiev, riding on horseback into battle with a lance and splint armour
>muh Magneto of kiev, the kid who ambushed soldiers by dropping kitchenware on them (a body count of 25)
>muh shark of kiev singlehandedly with explosives sinking 30 submarines
>muh citizens stealing fuel from tanks and then destroying them the next day
>muh Iron Man of kiev
>muh Samurai of Kiev, a Japanese ambassador who now wears his ancestors armour.
>muh civilians who killed plain clothes russians (they are actually other Ukranian civilians)
>Cougar of Kyiv successfully seduced 890 Russian service men and got them to switch sides and provide intel to Ukraine MoD

shill is backpedaling instantly, LOL

>Okay, this is unironically epic.

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Alright, here

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Old picture from 2021. Fuck off shill. He isn't some badass war hero.

lol nice photo-op

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He's more badass than Putin

Fuck off back to plebbit. I bet you made t-shirts to celebrate the vaccine rollout too.

>>gib me dis not dat

entitled as ever i see

As soon as Kiev starts getting encircled this Jew's handlers will whisk him off to Israel where he can whine and cry to the world.

Give him one round

bruh this nigga aint fighting shit, you know he's just hiding somewhere safe but when the media show up he goes to the frontlines acting all tough, what a larping faggot

He's literally taking up arms right now. There's photo evidence of him killing 15 Russians on the front lines before hoping into his fighter jet and shooting down 9 Putins.

Well, that's too late, he was already taken for a ride by the globohomo mutts