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But they're getting PERSONALLY sanctioned now and their businesses are taking a massive hit. And the chinks are hanging Russia out to dry. Chinese state media has been saying for weeks that no invasion would happen and they seem frankly stunned that Putin pulled the trigger. It made them lose face and they're not at all happy about it.

Not all banks though. These people have very easy ways around it.

Oh no, how russians now will buy stuff from abroad - wait, they can't anyway.

Dibs on steppenigger loot

>putin signaled for russinas to buy gold ages ago

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Looks like we have a lot more in common with Russians than Jews now.

Then we quite literally run the bankers through a quick trial, assess the facts to find them guilty of treason, and shoot them in the head minutes later.

How much longer till this happens?

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Top Kek!!
The absolute state of Russia right now.
Kremlin cronies are on suicide watch.
Seethe and cope Putin faggots!

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What's the rate change with say china?
Also, does this mean that the eu will be paying more for their gas from russia?

When Russia opens back up, Natashas will be so cheap i will pop a shit load of viagra and invite said Natashas to try and rub off my cock with their pussy.

I think that's overestimating it. This is an acute Russian liquidity crisis. Russian GDP/World is less than 2%.

I guess. But I'm also sure a lot of them are wondering if Putin and his Tsar ambitions are worth all the fucking problems they're having now.

Zero. We are witnessing the end of the US dollar hegemony.
Enjoy your hyperinflation once those offshore dollarinos come rushing back.

Yes, the 75% that don't get a say

>This is an acute Russian liquidity crisis.
All capital is fleeing Russia as fast as it possibly can. Gold will be the only thing left in the country because it weighs a lot.

Putin can't cope anymore lmao!!

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until they literally starve lmao

sure chang. I'll believe that when the Bank of China stops hoarding dollars.

For sure

>he is unaware

Is the Russian rubble being short squeezed, in a sense?

That's because that gold is what they are going to live on since they've been sanctioned from trading paper assets (such as treasuries). Buy cheap Russian gold if you can but only when there's a firesale because it will be.

St. Petersburg new post ww1 Berlin cheap prostitution capital when?

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Russians are preparing to endure A LOT of starvation. You'd have to go back to tsar Nicholas to see where their breaking point is

oh you silly little yellow boy. China needs to keep the yuan low compared to the dollar to prop up exports and have been intervening aggressively lately to do so. They do this by selling yuan and buying dollars. All the dollars they hold are currency manipulation to keep the yuan undervalued. If they sell their dollars, the yuan spikes and they're fucked. Did you learn something today? Say thank you.

*Prepared, not preparing

cheap estate in Russia GOOGOGOG

Hope they have enough space on their monopoly money for some additional zeros.

well that might just be why they're so niggerish, no food to sustain brain development while centuries of alcoholism keeps killing their neurons

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Shit man, I have the shitiest fucking luck. I just bought a fucking car. A bicycle would've been more economic now that the economy is going to shit.

They'll be using it as security for credit lines in foreign currency as it can be physically transported. All electronic assets are frozen.

>he is unaware

Wew, user., bringing the heat.

Invest in oil as well. Russia and China are getting closed off the international market.