Hohols are finished
KIEV IS ENCIRCLED
Jaxon Hall
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James Martinez
In case of a draft, there's a method of dodging that doesn't fuck you over.
A lot of retards think they can get out of military draft by claiming they hate niggers, Jews, faggots, or are disloyal to the US government. All this is going to do is get you sent to prison and to lose all of your gun rights. Or you'll just be used as cannon fodder.
However, there's a very high IQ way to get out of service. Ted Nugent did it, and it worked:
>A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up... I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop... those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell... they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud.
Yes, it's that simple.
You just have to PISS AND SHIT YOUR PANTS!
>Poop + pee = no draft for me!
You won't be imprisoned for treason, nor will you lose your gun rights!
They'll just give you a medical exemption:
>Medical Conditions That Can Keep You from Joining the Military
military.com
>f. Anorectal
>(2) Anal or rectal polyp, prolapse, stricture or INCONTINENCE...
>Urinary System
>c. Enuresis or INCONTINENCE OF URINE beyond age 12
That's all you need to do to avoid the draft, Champ. Just poop and pee your pants! Nobody likes a poopy-pants
Just remember this aphorism:
>Poop + pee = no draft for me!
It's so easy, you can begin practicing now
Don't be a pussy incel
>Poop + pee = no draft for me!
Gavin Moore
nothing to worry about, the ghost of kiyv soon will break the encirclement and our AK armed volkssturm will push the bolsheviks back to moscow
Brandon Fisher
Mein Fuhrer...
Blake Murphy
I cannot believe he would admit to this, I can't think of anything more embarrassing. i'd rather die in the war
Hunter Brown
False, all Russian columns have been decimated, I've seen the Reddit posts.
Elijah Ortiz
Andrew Gonzalez
lol @ expect siege soon. they only have to wait
Jaxon Carter
Show your real flag you russian shit.
Gabriel Robinson
>sieging a city of 3 million
>either continue to shovel money into the fire by launching hundreds of missiles and level the city or
>fight in brutal urban combat with civies dropping molotovs on your head
Russian tactical genius ladies and gentlemen
Isaiah Diaz
He's also a pedophile so I don't think he has shame
Liam Perez
Kiev will fall soon. I am with Russia purely because reddit is against them. I will ALWAYS believe the opposite of what reddit does.
Juan Carter
Jesus fucking christ
Adrian Taylor
i do the same thing:
>check reddit
>live opposite
Angel Taylor
>what is starving the city out of food, resources and morale?
Levi Phillips
i was gonna reply to that faggot but decided he was better off staying stupid
Noah Sanchez
>i'd rather die in the war
FUCK OFF KIKE
a real man shits and pisses his pants instead of fighting on the wrong side of a jew war
Austin Sanders
Now imagine if Kiev were a “gun free” zone. Don’t work out so well for the citizens, now do it? It’s going to be very interesting to see what influence this war has on gun rights in other countries.
Thomas Rivera
>influence this war has on gun rights
none whatsoever. they make this shit up as they go along
Matthew Robinson
>beg for a happening for his entire life
>on the edge of cooming when civil war was around the corner
>here's the perfect opportunity to waste actual communists
>last minute "ITS DA JOOZ" excuse to AVOID going to war
Take it like a man motherfucker, nothing lasts forever.
Jason Ortiz
Or you know. Just burn all your documentation and move to Mexico or far north
Leo Jenkins
>perfect opportunity to waste actual communists
no, retard
my country (USA) is on the side of the jews/communists
>Poop + pee = no draft for me!