Ruble is dead

>ruble in rubble

watch out for that BRICK

>Russia’s currency is worthless now.
>mobile.twitter.com/golub/status/1498003682117439493

Thanks for creating a FX opportunity.

How can we buy rubbles and or go long russia?

>Tinkoff
Lmao

guess it's a nice thing that we're completely self-suficient on food and energy

Inb4
>Puting enacts a change of currency from Ruble to Chinese Yuan
Wallstreet would be on suicide watch but chances are it would never happen IRL

Right economy rod?

Any Forums I think we need to lay off Russia, they have been getting raped for days by trannies, their anuses need a break and Putin is a school shooter with thousands of nukes.
I petition you all to lay off the Ruskies just for like an hour, and see if the headlines change

Let's crash Crypto!

Countries around the world are doing EVERYTHING to sanction Russia. Even hurt themselves!

Let's use this. Spread everywhere that crypto gurus say for months that Russia bought Bitcoin & Ethereum since 2020.

Many Billions in US$!

Tell them, it is impossible to sanction! Actually sanctions will increase the value of their cryptos.

Tell them they are powerless - this will annoy them and intensify their fight for crypto

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nothing america produce have any significance anymore why should anyone care about the forex kek fuck the kike and the USDshekel they're doing this on purpose to justify the implantation for their one world digital currency anyway

YALL EXCUSE ME IM JUST SLURPIN UP THIS JUICY DIP

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As long as they're self sufficient on food and energy, all this means is that russian exports will be extremely competitive going forward. Russia will become China's manufacturing base as they try to transition to a service economy

how long until we see bread lines in russski land

Russians aint gonna play
Moscow Exchange will 100% be closed - they also have circuit breakers, would trigger in first 5 seconds. When they will re-open? anyones guess.

Just like North Korea :^)

nope, russia on the highway down to north korea status.

I wonder, if nation has shit ton of resources food sufficiency access to China for trade not using USD and oligarch isolated from extracting their capital. Doesn't it mean that capital is going to get reinvested inside of Russia now?

faggot jackoff assholes

Trading halted until Tuesday

Imagine if russia didn't have any oil.

How shit that place must have been since it's the oil that is carrying your whole economy

Based russian gives no fuck about legitimate hyperinflation.

Nice try chang, crypto is the west’s best path safely away from the dollar and Chinese dependencies towards a more unified and accessible, incorruptible and transparent fiat. NWO is here

Get your BTC now bois, 100k by eoy

I'm thinking about that, too.

Unfortunately Vlads and Changs already planned for this:
asia.nikkei.com/Politics/International-relations/China-and-Russia-ditch-dollar-in-move-toward-financial-alliance

If they're attacking is because in a way their bodies are ready and detected some weakness in the west

time will tell if they were right

Good. Keep letting this faggot Biden use financial terrorism against a nuclear power. Great idea, boomer assholes.

>CGTN
LMAO, you chinks are desperare.

>go long russia?
You won't live long enough to break even

CANADA: “Hold our beer”
Ill take the ruble any day…

I remember the last time the west made a country's value zero. They were in financial ruin for a couple decades until they rebounded and started WW2

Which currency will the world turn to? Your crude mockery of a US Dollar?

they are loaded to the gills with crypto, they'll manage

WESTBROS... WE'RE FUCKING BACK

XI YOU'RE NEXT

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>Why'd you ask? I want to live like a caveman only eating and shitting, oh look the toilet still flushes, the sanctions are literally nothing

One week

Cheap oil and gas? Oy vey Goyim scum. Oil and gas prices are going up! Need to buy me another mansion in the Hamptons.

oh wow my old ds games are worth more than the russian economy right now

The country with a dead economy has nothing left to lose.

If Putin gets assassinated on Monday, maybe.

Are they sitting on a trillion in gold?

In other words they have nothing to lose now

How long until we get a 100 trillion ruble note?

BASED FAGGOT NO CAP FRFR

Rusdia has gold you dolt.
There's obviously a drop in demand for rubles.

The comments are Just getting dumber and dumber holy shit

If they close the exchange Russian oligarchs will 100% kill putin

Time to buy the ruble.

Hive mind

>ditch dollar
this doesnt mean anything in this situation. RUB/CHN will be broken as well becasue the chinks won't be able to asses the value of RUB. They will need to go back to barter

Based

>gold used as currency
>in 2022
What did I miss?

Pretty much
They have huge currency reserves, but it would only last for a limited time

unironically this
tell me how any of your hedonistic consumer shit is giving meaning or joy in your life

Kek
This

Idiot. A bank can set any price they want especially when trades are closed during the weekend. Tinkoff aren't idiots and basically want to deter everyone from buying while waiting for the trades to open. Obviously no one is buying at such rate.

But you already knew that, you fucking sperg, didn't ya?

The only thought that is running through my head is, how I can profit from this. Imagine us exploiting retarded poor russnigger faggots like jews.

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so? it's meaningless, russia has no intent to do any international trade anymore, they are going full hermit mode, therefore it doesn't matter that ruble is worth outside russia

Russia grows its own food?

Why would he be assassinated? Who would gain from that? What if someone even more crazy just takes his place?

LATEST:
>Iron Man of Kiev taken out 75 jets in his high tech iron man suit developed by NATO scientists
>Cougar of Kyiv successfully seduced 890 Russian service men and got them to switch sides and provide intel to Ukraine MoD
>Ghost of Kyiv taken out almost 300 russian planes
>Ukrainian Reaper personally executed 450 Russian dogs including entire elite spetznaz units
>Ukraine air defense BTFOs 150 russian planes over the black sea and in Ukraine proper
>columns of russian hardware for miles and miles sit destroyed, estimated losses: 780 tanks, 250 APCs, 375 towed artillery among others
>Odessa Ass Bandit rapes over 80 russian military men and POWs
>Russian service members fleeing like crazy and joining Ukraine side
>Britain is delivering high tech weapons and ammunition
>Zelensky personally on the ground, fighting with his soldiers on the front lines to boost morale
>Entire Russian government crippled by sanctions, even China distancing themselves from Putler
>Russia hit the wrong AA sites, so they cant even achieve air superiority
>hundreds of russian artillery captured intact by Ukrainians
>twitter and facebook now blocking Russians from making accounts
>Russian access to porn site pornhub BLOCKED
>Russian news agency TASS reports and then immediately deletes news that over 60,000 russian troops died during the invasion already
>Somalia imposes sanctions and BANS russians citizens from entering
>canadians REMOVE russian vodka fron their store shelves
>two teens hold off 125 Russian invaders for DAYS before running out of ammunition and resorting to ambush attacks with hammers
>Sweden has sent 100,000 battle helmets
>OnlyFans permanently bans Russian content creators and sex workers, crippling one third of the Russian economy
>The Panther of Kharkiv, an army cat trained to spot and track the movements of Russian sniper laser dots, has exposed 45 russian snipers, leading to their deaths
>Ruble further tanks from 85 RUB/USD all the way to 77840 RUB/USD

I have a feeling every Serbian flag I see is the same faggot over and over again

There's no 'we' here, Sodomite.

honestly can I profit from this somehow? Can I buy stuff from Russia cheaply now? I'm thinking more about digital goods, any ideas?

Those things were revelant with paper money. Now that most transactions are digital, it means you pay the same for a cup of coffee. 500 Ruble equals to $3 for a cup. Same shit! Don't matter, nothing you can purchase on the cheap no matter what the currency exchange rate.

No. I just answered it here

Checked
The empire of the West is no more
This looks like deat throes

tell me russias. are people you know hyped about the war? have any of your friends talked about joining the military?

are people talking about new job opportunities now that youll have to be more self sufficient?

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the serbian shilling of russia rn is actually degenerate

Hahahahahaha

I just saw that on yt, thought I'd post it
it would be funny though if a panicky move from Global "leaders" jump started alternative settlement methods; like not USD
wouldn't that be ironic and funny?

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