TIME TO KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE

Why do flyover states even have to be nuked, I’d like to still have my hunting land and not nuclear winter

I'm like an hour away from NYC and the only way out of here is through nyc or by boat so I've always been screwed

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lots of missile silos and military bases

>Japan
russia bros...this isn't the way...

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Why Mexico, Colombia and Guatemala get one but fucking NATO members Spain, Norway and Italy get none?

love how finland and sweden are spared. we're slipping through the cracks again bros.

>Lives in an backwards asian country which doesn't even have its name on the list
Safe

>tfw west coast of Australia

Nice knowing you faggots.

No nukes at our greatest ally?

Not my problem

Mongolia will rise again

I'm untouchable

NOT THE WINE FUCK OFFF

Yeah unfortunately I like by an airborne base. Fucking sucks, I know a few bunkers on some farms about 30 minutes north of here. If they’re good people and I bring my own rations hopefully they’ll let me in. Or I’ll just throw a smoke grenade in the bunker and seize it

spain and italy will just take naps and norway will side with whoever wins

lmao get fucking shrekt nica niggers

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> mfw i live near the spain border

I'm safe on this map and I live in a first world country.

>adelaide gets nuked and not perth
hah get fucked

Azores gets BTFO'd tho

The Iceland nuke just seems petty, desu

Word dawn, lemme get that too

So this really is the end, huh? Sad.

FUCKING KILL ME SACHIKO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>no targets in Thailand or Papa New Guinea
What makes the Ruskie scared of them?

Nukes aren't that big speaking relatively. This shit isn't to scale.

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>Launch a million nukes everywhere in the world
>Only gets hit twice
Damn, his defense lines are amazing ngl

I am ULTRA COMFY in Northern Sweden rn. Bye fags

let me just pop down to cornwall

Nice. All the white people are dead. Exactly what they want.

They're fucking useless

yeah.
Eskimos dindunuffin.

so much for my retirement in the canarias, is st helena still available? faroe will possibly get hit my the spicy wind

After seeing all the Russian blunders in Ukraine I don't think it's much of a worry.

thank u lord. let the suffering end

Adelaide is probably *the* juiciest target in Aus.

Boeing, Lockheed Martin, Submarine development, radar installations for most of the US, DSTO etc

Pretty boys

wow, how fucking huge is this guy? are they using jaeggers?

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Glad to know I’m not going alone

HA HA! See you later cucks! I'm going to a cabin in the Yukon!

good luck world

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does Putin love Canada?

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YIKES the blast from that 20mt libya nuke can hit my island too

/comfy/ bros where you at

>only one target in russia, 2 targets in china
bullshit map is bullshit

how is the coup going?

Im moving to fucking bulgaria.

This. Nukes, as dangerous as they are, have a very limited range. If you live in a rural area at least 100 miles from any city, you should survive the initial blasts.

You live in long island and you don't have a boat??

Now that is a rare flag. Didnt even know your country existed.

Yo faggots always brag abput being the most relevant CA cunt.
You should get the nuke, not us

Game?

Central African bros... we made it.

>Nuke Brazil
>Not nuking northeast
NGMI

It's the colossal titans. Putin will unleash them to finish the job.

THIRD IMPACT CONFIRMED

I should have moved to some empty spanish village...

>we're slipping through the cracks again bros.
lol!

Two nukes in Salta Argentina? why???, lol.

>nukes over Tucuman Salta and Jujuy
yeah those niggers are strategic targets

so Indonesia becomes a leading country

I guess I will need to go back to my homeland then

Why is Romania untouched? I want my nuclear fire! REEEEEE

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Represent homie. I think I may be able to see the mushroom cloud from Manchester and Liverpool from here.

naw, i have one, and shitloads of marinas near me with some massive boats and some yachts i could steal

Lmao
It won't happen because it would be the end of Russia, China and North Korea forever.
Even you OP, will be dead.

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>spain and italy will just take naps
they'd be lighting cigarettes off the fireball

Pretty tame. Everyone already forgot.

Why are we getting nuked???

What's up with the nuke in Colombia? I would get it if it was Bogota, Medellin, Cali or Cartagena but fucking Pasto of all places?

REEEEEEE in V's voice is all I can hear.

A full nuclear exchange including salted cobalt will render the entire planet uninhabitable.

Because you are Africa levels of corrupt

alaska will get turbo nuked and also is not white

Ok

why us? you fat cunts

You were a secret superpower all along

>Columbia
>They're fucking useless
do you have ANY idea what this could do to the cocaine supply sir?!

NE is scorched earth already. Nuking Rio, however, was the only solution to the carioca problem anyway

Also 20mt is somewhere between the first and second largest nuke ever detonated. There’s no way to deliver nukes that heavy. This map is a fantasy. About half of our nuclear stockpile is tactical nukes yielding something like 20,000 tonnes. Never mind megatons. Minuteman rockets rockets are 170,000 tonnes and we have 400 of them. That’s equivalent to 3.4 of your 20mt bombs. Nuclear war wouldn’t be as bad as people make it out to be. I would guess 70% of the us population would immediately be casualties if civilians were highly targeted. More of course would succumb to radiation and crop failures soon after. Buts it’s none of this 90% of the world pop bullshit.

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>Have nato air bases
>Not get bombed
Bro you ok?

ah fair enough then

Thank you based Putin

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fuck, that colombia nuke is literally in my city

keks

My nigga, there ain't no gettin' offa this list ya heard?

Filthy paulista
Biscoito>Bolacha

sage art Imperium of Mankind Timeline Webway is back

West will fall (mechanicus AI 98% probability stable)

Why the fuck are they nuking the north of our country?
Are our 5 functioning wind turbines that big of a deal?

Supply.
Can't have the US ever becoming a problem again.

NO SURVIVORS
SET THE WORLD AFIRE

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Hah

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>alaska
>white
user... it's mostly natives up there.

>100 miles
Glad to see you understand user.
100 miles is pretty extreme though. I'd leave surviving the initial blast at like 50 miles.
The actual lethal radiation radius usually only extends about double the distance of the fireball itself. So if you are inside for the heat/shock wave. Nukes are fairly survivable. You just have to shelter in place for 3 days.

>looks at Israel

I wouldn't mind living in this world.

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>Not even close to my home
>Nuclear fallout in the north mostly kills Congolombians/Bolivians/Peruvians/Venecos, also leaving a deadly desert as a new barrier.
Why thank you. Sure nuclear winter is a bitch, but everyone will be dealing with it anyhow.

>Liverpool
unfortunately i can see Liverpool far more closely, currently. any sign of escalation and I'll be out of here before you can say feck

Glassing Johannesburg instead of Cape Town

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Japs can't be a saft space for US.
Its never about you, you should know that by know.

Do it faggot