Ghost of Ukraine, the Heros of Snake Island, the warrior president out there throwing molotov cocktails at Pootler............
Ukraine is the little plucky progressive LGBT supporting hero being attacked by the evil white nationalist villain Russia, its just like their favorite Hollywood movie or like when Martin Luther King took down white supramcy or progressive revolution from their universalist lore.
Reddit's narratives are always fiction. I say let them watch their favorite Marvel Movie: Avengers in Ukraine. It's something to keep the short bus retards entertained.
Easton Smith
I support Putin and I hope he liberates us from the illegitimate authoritarian occupation we live under.
Reddit isn't doing shit, it's the general (((media))). Narrative won't matter when we'll have a clear winner. Which will take weeks. Remember, Ukraine is big and has (on paper) 200k soldiers.
Hunter Diaz
>Putin is going to make women fuck me Even he doesn’t have that power
William Mitchell
and when it falls the slat that follows will never be beat
Jose Taylor
That would be you and every other anti-Russian shill.
these people will fall for any hollywood style propaganda the state department comes up with. they're programmed to, as evidenced by tendency to rationalize through analogy to harry potter and such other fiction
Josiah Green
I’m married and have children. I’m more concerned with their future than getting laid. Maybe one day you will understand.
In this day and age winning the narrative matters more
Matthew Edwards
why did all of you retards instantly decide that ukraine should be invaded like some kind of bugman hivemind obvious russia is based but ukraine telling them to fuck off would be incredible, but for some reason you dipshits decided instantly for no discernable reason that russia needs to win and anything else is commie propaganda is there something I'm missing or are you zoomed just all too fucking braindead to realize that a land repelling invaders is the sickest shit? >literally any western European country gets invadered >FUCK OFF OUR LAND GET FUCKED >ukraine gets invaded >HAHAHAH SEEVES THEM RIGHT BECAUSE REDDIT also >fucking leaf
Julian Gomez
Don't care. Still rooting for Ukraine. Still voting Trump :)
Eli Sanders
Saying freakin' rather than fucking is a sign of bad parenting.
Owen Mitchell
The president of Ukraine is literally a comedian. Look that shit up. All the world's a stage
Liam Hall
It's absurd isn't it. Everything in real life must relate back to fiction otherwise they don't understand it. Their brains are mush.
Dylan Watson
REALITY CHECK PUTLER BOTS: >Iron Man of Kiev taken out 75 jets in his high tech iron man suit >Cougar of Kyiv successfully seduced 890 Russian service men and got them to switch sides and provide intel to Ukraine MoD >Ghost of Kyiv taken out almost 300 russian planes >Ukrainian Reaper personally executed 450 Russian dogs including entire elite spetznaz units >Ukraine air defense BTFOs 150 russian planes over the black sea and in Ukraine proper >columns of russian hardware for miles and miles sit destroyed, estimated losses: 780 tanks, 250 APCs, 375 towed artillery among others >Odessa Ass Bandit rapes over 80 russian military men and POWs >Russian service members fleeing like crazy and joining Ukraine side >Britain is delivering high tech weapons and ammunition >Zelensky personally on the ground, fighting with his soldiers on the front lines to boost morale >Entire Russian government crippled by sanctions, even China distancing themselves from Putler >Russia hit the wrong AA sites, so they cant even achieve air superiority >hundreds of russian artillery captured intact by Ukrainians >twitter and facebook now blocking Russians from making accounts >Russian access to porn site pornhub BLOCKED >Russian news agency TASS reports and then immediately deletes news that over 60,000 russian troops died during the invasion already >Somalia imposes sanctions and BANS russians citizens from entering THE BIG BAD RUSSIA BTFO BY LITTLE UKRAINE IN A MATTER OF DAYS LOLOLOLOLOLOL!