Imagine if Russia nuked the United States haha...

Imagine if Russia nuked the United States haha, that would be so gross haha I would be like russia nooooooooooooo ahah dont do it lol that would be so funny

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>I'm so funny and quirky, pls nuke us putin? hehe rawr

Russia is our ally

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This, they're USA's natural ally against China theoretically. But why is it escalating between them?

I feel a strange sense of nostalgia for that sort of stuff. As "cringe" as it is nowadays, part of me really misses that era of the internet

Hey we voted for biden and this is what we get

I was watching some youtube vids yesterday about this. Essentially the continental USA can't be nuked (at least not via missiles). Our missile defense system is so advanced that it's like the "iron dome" x100000.

Alaska, Hawaii, our other territories, as well as allies in europe, could be obliterated though. The euros all gutted their militaries to pay for social welfare programs, so as the shockwaves from the blasts separate the skin from their bones they can think "at least we had universal pre-kindergarten daycare".

Interestingly enough, Italy has the second most complete missile defense system after the USA. So they might survive too.

which cities do you have in mind OP?