/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #467

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>Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on alert
>Zelensky agrees to talks in Belarus
>Ukraine successfully repelled an attack on Kharkiv
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiv
>Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy.
>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
>Massive explosion seen and heard in Kyiv.
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722)
>Russia has banned all western social media
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiv
>High-rise building in Kyiv hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report
>There are reports of more convoy of armoured vehicles are headed towards Kyiv
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Russian troops already in Kyiv's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kyiv in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiv
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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TIME

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A

FLAT

CIRCLE!!!!!

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>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
At least they're using their skills for good

why does the an225 matter? just build another one lol

See ya in the wasteland.

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pro-russian telegram channels are quiet, what happened

>>Zelensky agrees to talks in Belarus
What happened cuck? Why did you remove the "only with Belarus not Russia" cope?

Russia is winning, cope and seethe.

(((Kyiv)))

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B-BUT BUT AYYLMARINOS CONTROL THE NUKES, THEY WILL HELP US, RIGHT???

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morning lads. whats the news over night?

new bald video.
he was on the ukraine/russian border just before invasion.


youtube.com/watch?v=f2rBUvWKSZw

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RUSSIA STOP ITTTTTTT. Like for real STOP.

Why aren't russians using drones?

They went to sleep

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At least 20 in army trials
None of them in active service with adoption slated for 2022.

>inb4 le 2300 ordered
No, 130 Armata-platform vehicles ordered in 2014 for trials.

Russia is losing

Kiev volkssturm shooting another innocent civilian

litter.catbox.moe/ti218x.mp4

>litter.catbox.moe/ti218x.mp4

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What is the actual goal here? Regime change? Annex everything east of Dnieper?

George, what are you doing here?

>Ch*nksects won't restore world order on a peacekeeping mission in R*ssia
leave it to me, bro

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they got fucking rekt this morning in kharkiv and went quiet since
streamable.com/n1e3a7

then in irpin they tried to attack a literal statue kek streamable.com/1by3om

The latest is, peace talks are going to happen in hours at most.

Russia losing

thank you nuclear user

>L-lewdi

Probably means Russia is actually getting some pushback this time. It'd be hard to record shit in an active fight, especially if you have to retreat in any way

can someone post the most recent map?

NUKE MOSCOW
youtube.com/watch?v=SrX5kYg1Pwo

they are out of maniiii

>>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
Lolwut

I'm ashamed to admit I unironically believe this

apparently the banks are fully functional in the Kremlin

the cope is reaching unstable levels!

where are today's gains?

Russia are now asking for negotiations as they're getting owned so badly

that the russian military cant even take kharkiv which is on russian border is fucking lame

K I E V
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E
V

not just footage, they used to post propaganda messages like "hohols start hiding" and stuff like that, now they are just silent

Gypsie minority in Ukraine is joining the fight to steal Russian tanks.

Based turkroaches

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Holy shit Putin is a fucking sperg, he embarrassed us all by arming those nukes, nothing he can do now to salvage his reputation

This

War

>you were just alerted that nuclear missiles are on their way to your location
>how much time do you have and what do you do?

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Russia is suffering significant losses.

Installing puppet government like in Belarus. President of Ukraine is top priority target.

???
What the fuck are you talking about?
Not a single T-14 is going to ukraine because they're not in service. They're prototypes undergoing army trials.

I do feel bad for Russia. They always -always - have gotten the shit end of the stick. With the Romanovs they wanted nothing more than to be deemed a Western Power worthy of respect and were shit on repeatedly.

>streamable.com/1by3om
>that drive-by and afterward shooting at literally nothing

> Moskals unironically cheering on the idea of nuking NATO countries like MAD isn't a thing

Too dumb to live, just wish they didn't have to take us with them.

Your T90 order still hasn't come close to being delivered.

>streamable.com/n1e3a7
That's odd too, the Intel Slava Z telegram is just dead right now, not long ago they were just fuckin my phone up with notifications

LMAO FUCKING RETARDS

Also
>Amphibious armored vehicle
>Drowns in shallow water

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Why is this guy wearing British DPM desert cam?

Kiev baker went to sleep. Only the redditor is baking right now

this

he lost and destroyed his hard-built legacy

they played a lot of GTA as kids

Hug my wife and child, pray for our salvation, die.

Nuclear winter isn't what you expect

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Don't live in a city with likely targets. I'd kill Russians nearby and take their stuff.

kek
we always keep that mf thang on us boi

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like 5 new cities, more outskirts of kiev (that's why ukies blew another bridge), advancined unopposed in the crimean front, completely crushing it in the separatist regions

ukies this morning wanted to negotiate in Turkey or Poland and not Belarus, now they accepted to negotiate in Belarus, bit weird for Russia getting repelled everywhere

They aren’t even using regular aircraft. It seems they still think they can do this without breaking shit.

According to all pro-Ukraine mouthpieces. Fog of war faggot

I HATE THE MI6

I was always told 30 minute warning if even that. so if that's the case I guess I smoke some dope, jack off and then take care of some personal business

PEACE TALKS BEGINNING SHORTLY

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russia getting absolutely fucked.

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Have one last good wank then blast the benny hill theme at full volume.

No military bases here and the closest big city is far
I would say it's alright

>ones associated with Black Sea fleet
Can we just transfer other ships to the Black Sea fleet? Or do we have to have a list of ships approved by Turkey?

Sberbank is closed and here and russian immigrants are on suicide watch lol

at this point russians are just embarrassing themselves

He doesnt want to see nukes flying, how weak.

Kharkov got pushed back, that's about it. Rebel forces still posting gains though

My guess they are now on level two or three.

Ya it doesn't seem as calculated anymore.

I immediately go to my uncles jewelry shop and hide in his underground storage room, such is city life

Kill myself, I'd rather die from the hand of a friend than the hand of the enemy

This sounds like bullshit like the Royal Enfield

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Probably because most social media has blocked their IP and its bed time anyway

Fucking glowniggers ruining my fun with their spam

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check out more footage from kharkiv and you'll see them just aimlessly driving around having no idea what they're doing

Their copium tanks ran out of gas

What do you think the odds are that these talks are going to fall through?

They're britbongs innit'?
Play the gif and recognise their cheeky chappy smiles.

war is over. was a fun few days

any chilean girls?

lmao
i'm to lazy to translate sorry bro

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Russianbros I don't think this looks good. why are our tanks just driving into the rivers?

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just because you jack off 24/7 doesn't mean your hand is your friend

2 Kopeks have been deposited in your account, Comrade.

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please.

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99%

Fake war?

They will collapse.

Meaningless chat

It's interesting that the Russian southern thrust out of Crimea is the most successful one so far. I guess maybe the Ukrainians left the fewest forces there or something, but I would have expected them to mount a stronger defense of the isthmus leading from the peninsula. But who knows, maybe isthmuses do not give the defender much of an advantage these days

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>Gypsies stole a Russian tank
I keke'd

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larp as dayz survivor

Lol fuck you NUKE ALL HUMANS

I'm living 2km next to a nuclear institute, guess it will happen before I even know

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Russia is freaking out, Ukraine can counter attack them and invade russia

Would there be a livestream of this or is it going to be held behind closed doors?

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>UKRAINE FOREIGN MINISTER: WAR IS RESULT OF YEARS OF APPEASEMENT BY WEST

> UKRAINE FOREIGN MINISTER: WAR IS RESULT OF YEARS OF APPEASEMENT BY WEST

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sources? it's probably true, but still...

I don't think Russia is there in good faith, unless they are negotiating behind Putin's back.

>russians are owning the libs so badly that they've asked for renegotiations 3 times since they started owning the libs so much

It was almost funny when he was threatening an invasion, but Putin is really starting to freak out. Now he's putting the nuclear system on alert, someone needs to stop him.

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Thank god, I would hate to get nuked over fucking Ukraine of all places.

God, poor grandfather, Zelensky should be hanged for his criminal orders to distribute weapons

anglo shitholes are consistently the worst posters in these threads.

Secret location, somewhere on Belarus border.

no, there's plenty of evidence that they're just zoomer conscripts being drafted up and sent into the meat grinder ksmrus.ru

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AMPHIBIC TANKS

Why is there no details in OP about Donbass?
bitchute.com/video/CwsJ2i8koMM/

>twitter.com/YourAnonNews/status/1497954838423949318

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Based.

Do iodide tabs have an expiration date?

80%

its been done before

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