You get the alert that nukes are flying, what are you doing?

Oh I'm really fucked, lots of targets around my city. I just sit and have a last minute pity wank.

fard and shid uncontrollably

Fap one last time

I live in NYC so I'll be one of the first to go. Would probably have one last slice of margharita pie from my local pizza joint, call my mother, and say grace.

I'd log on to pol to find out if it's really habbenig.
If it is I would shitpost here and wait for impact.

I'll probably be fine though, because the guys with missiles will forget my country exists. We will have to take in irradiated Chinese and Indian refugees though.

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I smile

>what are you doing?

Well, let me think... There's an air force base, a military equipment warehouse, a chemical plant and a power plant within 10 km radius from my home. I wouldn't even try to hide anywhere but go straight to heaven as our great leader promised.

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Go 34mph past a 30mph speed camera

Might need more supplies there but you'll be ok.

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Throw this on and stare out the window
youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

bomb shelter is unironically 300 meters away, maybe I make it

Nukes are fake. Why do you people insist on being afraid of something that doesn’t exist?

Cewl3brate the end to every major U.S. fag city, watch people panic, watch the impolite fraction of society kill each other, start over.

>You get the alert that nukes are flying, what are you doing?
Rushing to the store to get a couple liters of milk before shtf. Warm cocoa-milk under a blanket on the sofa is comfy as fuck. Go to work as usual tomorrow and act surprised.

One last celebratory jerk before everything blows up.

Quite based ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=knhsV_kkyg8

tea bagging one last noob on halo infinite

Got an old bomb shelter under the decking in my garden. Pray with my dog in there probably. Maybe check Any Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU
Play the tumbling down song, and smile as the complete dissolution of holy nuclear fire brings me the peace I've always desired.

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Noo user, that's white privileged hate crime you're committing, it's racist. There are limits on what you can and cannot do, even during a nuclear holocaust.

>ukraine asks for ceasefire, negotiations to happen in Belarus
>disclose.tv immediately false flags belarus, saying belarus will nuke ukraine
>US nuke planes doing fly-bys 6 times a day
why wouldnt russia protect itself when the banking cartel has readied its own nukes?