WTF!!!!! Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on highest alert

Putin is going to be assassinated lol

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Киpдык вaшeй aмepикe.

come come come nuclear bomb

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Nada sucede nunca.
>Nada sucede nunca.

goodbye all

dont worry guys, alien intervention psy-op is imminent.

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CHECK EM IN 2 MORE WEEKS ITS HAPPENING

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i hope your nigger kike hole gets nuked. AMerica has brought us all this misery.. please god nuke the US

Is he mad? NATO has done literally nothing but suck its thumb the entire time. He's actually gone mad

This is why the Jews are evacuating New York. Shit is for real

>bring NATO closer to russias border
>but suck its thumb the entire time.
pick one you dumb ratfaced nigger

Russian nuclear deterrent forces just flew over my house

is is truly happening? WHERE THE FUCK SHOULD WE EVACUATE?

Nothing will happen.

Well, I played Elden Ring.

It sucked ass, I'm ready.

i'm starting to get scared lads..

He ain't nuking Ukraine. He's ready to nuke the world if they get involved.

Underrated

>Nothing will happen.
That was only true until 3 days ago

this means nothing, they are always on high alert

>pidorashka slav needing to use cheat codes to win

K W A B
W
A
B

It's been a wild ride lads

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>russia getting ass kicked
"muh nuclear cope"
kek
he's about to fuck around and find out hypersonic nukes and nuclear torpedos are not the answer to trillions of dollars and over half a century of advanced weapon development by the west

When they are all gone, we will inherit the world

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Cold War v2
nothing will happen other than fear porn and idiots dying for zog in proxy wars.

closer to a mayor city, so that you die by quickly burning up or the blast and not radiation poisoning, starvation or some other post apocalyptic death scenario

wtf are you talking about? ukraine just confirmed they want to surender in minsk

Wot ?

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they are going to bomb cities with conventional weapons into surrender now
that is what marco rubio said basically

this is to warn the west to not interfered
that is what I'm warning of what the US and zelynsky clown show will provoke
mass civilian casualities without rhyme or reason

The afterlife

source? for real?

Interesting to see if it will be an internal coup with the FSB causing a "suicide" or colusion with the Russian Mob with the classic car bomb that they can blame on the glowies at Langley.

project much?

Zoomers are the reason all this happened. Just sayin.

fpbp
just fucking end it already

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It's only the beginning.
The bear will leave its cave forever and the ring and the rod will strike.

>people/"schizos" on Any Forums start doubting that the "invasion" is real
>CIA/MOSSA/KGB start trembling that their collective psyops are getting dismantled by basement dwelling incels after not even 1 week
>QUICK PUTIN, ROLL OUT THE NUKE PSYOP, GET THESE KIDS BELIEVING IN THE NARRATIVE AGAIN!!!

retards killing each other for jews is standard procedure on earth.

So russian troops failed?

>putin wants to go in softly trust me bros

>with nuclear bombs

see you in metro...

Looks like the ape is out of arguments and becoming desperate

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nobody cares, USA could shoot own any nuclear warhead heading our way. can russia do the same? i doubt it. simple as. that little chud is losing this war, his manly add is not working and his soldiers are getting slaughtered by they/them ukraians femboys.

my theory is that russia will take off the kiddy gloves
kiev will get bombed and so forth they are going to scorch urban
centers until ukraine surrenders

putin moving out, making nuclear detterance ready and marco rubio
taunting russian military leaders to overthrow putin or be tried infront
of warcrime tribunals makes this the most likely scenario in my opinion

Please nuke Sweden, please nuke Sweden!!!!

see ya with petrus, bros

>twitter
Fake and gay

We get to see if NORAD is real

Saber rattling. This war is conventional so far. In fact not even a lot of air power is being used. It's largely a ground war so far.

It's over kraut. We won. And all we had to do was not do anything

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lol user if it comes to it we are all dead. Hopefully he just posturing.. or not he is old.. fuck

i hope he starts flinging his poo at the jew

>USA could shoot own any nuclear warhead heading our way
Yeah, these systems are certainly 100% fail safe.

Let's gooooooo!

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The west won't strike first and no one will obey an order from him if he demands a nuclear attack. It's sabre rattling for the home crowd and a desperate attempt at that.

American zog unironically did this
Israel and their american golem will be the end of humanity.

I'M A FALLOUT BOY. DIGITS AND NUKES BY APRIL 1

chud, its mutliple system covering for each other, if one fails there is another.

it's a burger made of nothing. no toppings, no meat not even sesame seeds on top. complete void of said burger

The ruling class' zealotry for perversion and filth is really going to start a nuclear war.

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I think it is a burger made out of mass civilian
casuality events coming up

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=1vdiEABLFoo

What Russia Wants From Its Invasion of Ukraine—and Why Zelensky Is Evil

Ok I was just kidding I don't want a happening anymore
Please
MAKE IT STOP

*skratar i västliga vindar

lmao hes struggling this fucking hard, still hasnt taken kharkov after 4 days, now he pulls out his only triumph card

what a fucking loser

Nice nukes you have there.

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I'M NUUUUCCCLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
I'M WIIIIILLLLLLLDDDDD

The world is about to end and you're all wasting the last time we have spouting propaganda in this shithole.

Call your relatives. This might be your last chance to talk to them. I'm out.

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one in kiev and one in washington please

kek, got a couple thousand of these?

Go on Putin you fucking faggot I bet you won't do shit you cocksucking slav nigger, you choke on boy cocks
Btw I have dual residence in DC and LA I bet your faggot ass will never show up to square up anyway though Putin

>muh ghost of kiev
>muh Dnipro Transgender snipers
>muh zelensky on the front lines
>muh snake island heroes
>muh general sacrificing himself by jumping into a tank while holding a grenade
>muh prince of kiev, riding on horseback into battle with a lance and splint armour
>muh Magneto of kiev, the kid who ambushed soldiers by dropping kitchenware on them (a body count of 25)
>muh shark of kiev singlehandedly with explosives sinking 30 submarines
>muh citizens stealing fuel from tanks and then destroying them the next day
>muh Iron Man of kiev
>muh Samurai of Kiev, a Japanese ambassador who now wears his ancestors armour.

FAKE

Putin orders Russian nuclear deterrent forces to be on highest alert

Big fucking difference. None of the nuclear powers will say they are going to launch, they'll just launch without warning.

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Exactly, same shit propaganda recycled from 2014. Putin is playing his globohomo role perfectly

am i going to die a virgin? Fuck this shit

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it can't be stopped anymore

it was a good time shitposting with you guys

nuke deterrent is the anti nuke shit. they concerned about foreign strike.

if zelynsky dies in kiev he will be a fool
if he runs away he is evil

this
and this

Kek

join your army and that should be solved in a minute

what's it like being braindead?

armscontrol.org/act/2017-07/features/evolving-russian-concept-strategic-deterrence-risks-responses

So if they nuke they will choose one move to shake the world. What is it?

And the rest in tel aviv.

NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN

Kikes and nukes

i'm not talking about anal virginity. I'm ok with this one

join the army and some ukraninan bvll will fuck your bussy so hard that you won't be a virgin anymore