PUTIN HAS PUT THE NUKES ON STANDBY

Nom nom

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I don't blame him. The West is far from being negotiative.

Why did they not make a sequel to Doctor Strangelove?

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Send the nukes.

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RT posted it as well

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WHY DID THE DoD HAVE TO MAKE THE BIOWEAPONS BROS????

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it's being reported by AP retard. do zoomers not know how to use google?

No spoilers, I keep meaning to watch it

Good chance that Russian ICBMs cook in the launch tubes and blow Russia off the face of the earth if the forces in Ukraine are comparably maintained.

NUKE ON TUESDAY

wtf why are there a dozen bioweapons facilities in Ukraine and why are they collecting Russian DNA?

Timestamp 24:20 youtu.be/_8hQi2Zv1L0?t=1460

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Made piece and walked with God long ago. Nothing man does is a concern to me anymore.

Blame our faggot fraud fake President Biden for making statements like "The only choice I had was beaten sanctions or starting another world war."

He did fucking warn everyone to not interfere but retards had to keep arming the kikes

Do we have a non shit-tier source about that?

It could happen they sunk their best nuclear sub in a similar instance.

Kia Kaha, based Maori bro

It's been fun shitposting with you faggots
14 years wasted here
Good luck, cunts

The posh fat lazy Russian elite in Moscow and St. Petersburg are not going to cause nuclear world war over Ukraine.

They are bluffing.

please let it just happen already
i am tired

They do not. They just check their Instagram feeds.

Russians have more nukes than anyone else currently so even if 50% were duds it would still be a high impact of destruction.

>entire world vs russia
DO IT

DO IT!!!!

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Hiya guys! Have a good morning! Or a good night if you are on the shitskin side of the planet

my body is ready

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rt.com/russia/550767-putin-nuclear-deterrent-forces-order/
>inb4 RT?

Doesn't it piss of other people that the West refuses to talk to Russia about its concerns?

Just like the truckers convoy in Canada, these "Leaders" refuse to talk? Why?
We need to ask WHY?

or, just buy the bullshit on the MSM and face the horror.

Get used to pic related Ukraine

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this
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Do you think the physical isolation during have made Putin more paranoid and detached from reality?

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sanctions did their thing, cope and seethe mini-hitler

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He fucking won't. Go on manlet, fucking do it, I FUCKING DARE YOU PUTIN, DO IT, TAKE THE WORLD WITH YOU PUTIN, FUCKING MAKE SURE A WHOLE BUNCH HIT AFRICA AND ISRAEL, DO IT PUTIN FUCKING DO IT

russia and china

>during covid

russia winning so hard they have to use nukes

such a tease
>muh invasion not working, I'm gonna NUUUUUUK

you're a pussy

wtf Scully this is an alien dick

This is clear cause for Russian to launch the nukes.

Do it nigger

i'm starting to worry bros
Putin may want to take the world down with him

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You too, yankbro.

Get rekt niggers. This planet sucks dick.

Nothing will happen.

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m-mommy there's an alien in my pants please investigate

kek

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it's not happening, Putanzee just wants to commit some serious war crimes in the next 48 hours and wants to deter NATO from intervening

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You say that as if it is a bad thing, OP. I look forward to nuclear destruction, I just hope to be in the immediate blast radius so I die instantly. I will be in heaven before the devil knows I am dead. Clown world burns, even the elites perish. A veritable win-win as far as I am concerned.

It's real, tho. Man went fucking insane.
>russian.rt.com/russia/news/968758-putin-minoborony-sily-boevoe-dezhurstvo

RT is shit-tier.
Got anything from Reuters or AP?

>sputnik

KEK i'm so scared mr putin no please!
>Do it faggot
He won't because he's there as a puppet
kys sage and cage

Good we need an other great reset for start a new cycle. Humanity is retarded every 14 000 years we nuke ourslef and restart to be subverted by satanist shits.

It's 1983 all over again.

why would anthing good ever happen? its gonna be another nothingburger like cuba.

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Pootin is going to ride the defunct nuke like a dildo while moaning like a maiden

I think I should be fine. I know I'll survive.

i bet this nigga just activated the dead hand system. if one nuke gets thrown at russia they'll take the whole world with them. the lucky ones will be vaporized.

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Is no one going to point out that Russia's nuclear forces are always on alert? What does this "special alert" change?
>"alright lads, I know it's your only job to be prepared to launch the nukes, but now let's be extra super special prepared to launch them"

are we really gona let the world be nuke over Ukraine?

No way china will take russia side if putin actually went insane

Yep. Bay of Pigs 2.

You're putting a lot at stake on your "hunch". Putin has complete control, these greedy "elite" retards would have taken him out for Western cash 10 years if they could have.

You do not understand the Russian line of thinking one bit and this will cause a nuclear war.

Arrogance does not equal a win, remember that.

Do it Пыня! If you launch the nukes I will forgive you everything. Fucking do it!

>40 year old system bugs out on activation
heh, nothing personnel, ki(explosion)

same, i went from not giving a fuck looking forward to some war content 5 days ago to kind of shitting my pants right now.
i was certain he would never dare touch anything NATO but now with all the EU/US weapons flowing into Ukraine, Belarus being used to launch attacks, Turkey blocking access to Black Sea and all the other shit it seems like it's only a matter of time before someone decides that a line has been crossed and it's not limited to Ukraine anymore.
It's also pretty clear that Putin is getting humiliated by how this invasion is going so he might do a good 'ol slav ape out. This doesn't seem like rational, calculated cleptocrat realpolitik I thought was going on anymore. This feels like history... :( It was nice knowing you all.

Just doubling down like the fucking clown he is. He's got no option but to do that after his initial retard move.

Yes Ukraine means a lot more to Russia than to the West's interests

So.

The future of Europe,thank leftists.

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Doubt it. These b**mers arent doing shit. Bunch of all talk no show pussies.

IT'S REAL WTF BROS
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Not the whole world. There wouldn't be a point to nuking Southeast Asian nations.

Holy shit do it
Do it now
Don't wait

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Cheers, Wolf. Bottoms up!

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Shit I'm in Berlin so prime nuking spot. I need to finish painting my minis before the nuclear holocaust.

We are going to Heaven and everyone else will die like dogs

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yes it is our only option

>had to end some time

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Putin is using his nuclear weapons withouth actually firing them. He's disuading west from real actions with this move. Brilliant I'd say.

youtube.com/watch?v=LraQWM6IjQU

if russia use nukes why would chinks side with them? If europe and america dies they will literally ruin their own economy

It's posturing, but so was a lot of what happened during the Cuban missile crisis. And look at how bad that nearly went.

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If ukraine surrenders to russia and give them what they want wouldnt everyone trash talk nato forever how they are useless cowards now when all normies fight for ukraine? could nato afford it? countries are gonna become anti-nato and vote themselves out. If ukraine arent allowed to join nato what prevents them from joining russia instead against nato as a revenge against nato?

Move to dresden.

I honestly believe your best chances for survival will be found in the southern hemisphere. All of the belligerents are in the northern hemisphere, and air and ocean currents are such that you will have minimal contamination. If I were not old and broke, I would like to be in Uruguay ranching cattle. Good luck, and God speed, user.

Nobody is launching any nukes you retarded zoomers.
High alert is meaningless. My whole childhood everyone had their nukes on "high alert" who fucking cares.

US and Russia have enough nukes to destroy the world 10 times over it doesn't matter who sides with who once that first one launches

Why are Chinks always out of the spotlight in major grievances?

Are they the real instigators?

Shills in panic mode Peace talks into Nuclear alert lvl lol what a pathetic ppl Russians are go back to your culture war trolling pathetic faggots

No he doesn't. It changes nothing. It's for the consumption of our media who are stupid.

Hopefully the britshits go first

i don't know much about this sort of thing but i'm assuming the majority of people will die slowly because the radiation in the atmosphere will put the whole world into some kind of nuclear winter. i wouldn't be surprised if australia doesn't get directly nuked.

Fuck off, we're full

Astronomia.webm

Ukraine isn't in nato so all they xan really do is posture. Anything else is just line drawing and crossing.

That's the spirit!

Leave Russia to us.

How to know if it's a nuke:
>Is it very bright?
>Does it look like a big shroom?
>Does it create a few moments later a large wind?
>Does your Geiger Counter move like it's party time?
Then yes, you got nuked and your ass will most likely die in the next minutes or hours.

The most hilarious part is that nuclear weapons are 60 year old technology. Imagine what’s behind the curtain.

blessed song. at least we still have hope.

this, unfortunately

>they actually believe ZOG will allow the world to end with nuclear fire
Sorry anons but the ZOG slavery contract is permanent, you don't get to die peacefully in a white flash and be free of your duties.

I said Uraguay. You will be annexed by any surviving Chinks, and you are also a nuclear target. It is over for you, Bruce, sorry, thanks for playing.

Rolling

Oh please god just do it Putin, the thought of those ICBMs in flight towards their targets in the United States makes me hard. Just imagine every major US city turning into nuclear fire. It's the most beautiful thing I can possibly think of. The retaliation would wipe out Russia but oh well.

I am a Chink though.

I know because nato doesnt allow them to join. But won' t all the normies still blame nato and say it their fault? Especielly whole ukraine will blame nato for not helping

nuke this gay earth already ffs stop teasing

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He tried cruise missiles. Nothing
He tried paratroopers and special forces. Nothing
He tried to send in his Chechens. Nothing.
Now he's waving the nuclear card because he knows it's the last one he has left.

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Nah. The entire point for why we accept nukes is that they are a deterrence so it's not a revolutionary strategy. However this just makes Putin look weak. Now many are going to see him as just a mass murdering psycho, no better than Kim Jung-un

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numerals and thermonuclear warfare starts in 2 hours

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