/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #458

Latest:
>Ukraine successfully repelled an attack on Kharkiv
>Russian forces have met heavy resistance as they advance on Kyiv
>Russian Forces are pushing into Sumy.
>Massive explosion seen and heard in Kyiv.
>Russian army releases first ever video of the Chernobyl nuclear plant after capturing it (t.me/intelslava/20722)
>Russia has banned all western social media
>Azov Battalion has started training volunteers in Kyiv
>High-rise building in Kyiv hit by missile, origins unknown, both sides claim it was the other side's missile
>Melitopol has fallen under Russian hands
>Russians forces are in the outskirts of Mariupol.
>Civilians and the SBU (Ukrainian security forces) engaged in a gunfight last night (due to a major confusion), resulting in heavy losses
>Seven civilians died in a day in the LPR and DPR from shelling by Ukrainian security forces, LPR authorities report
>There are reports of more convoy of armoured vehicles are headed towards Kyiv
>Russia says Sweden and Finland may face military and political consequences if they attempt to join NATO
>Russian troops already in Kyiv's outskirts (~10km), entire city expected to become a warzone within days
>Kalibr cruise missile exploded over Kyiv in the night. Intercepted by a SAM
>10,000 AKs given out to citizens of Kyiv
>Russian websites are currently being cyber attacked
>Japanese cargo ship hit with a missile from the Ukrainian side
>Chernobyl nuclear plant under Russian control

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GIVE US THE STICKY BACK JANNIES

>Russians invading other Russians
I'm just here for the webms.

I won't care about gay NATO/globohomo geopolitics until I can afford a house in my own country. You FIVE EYES boomers and journalist minions have been so selfish in the way you have used institutions to your own benefit and the chickens have come home to roost. Your fighting age men don't give a fuck about your wars anymore. Try and convince the niggers and arabs and trannies and women that you value so much to go and die in Taiwan/Ukraine because I am sitting this one out. Going to post this in every Ukraine thread until five eyes glowies and their journalist minions get it through their THICK FUCKING SKULLS. You faggots can't even milk a cow or feed yourself in general and you expect us to spend the first 18 years of our lives getting brainwashed by globalist liberalism propaganda, then spend the next 10 years of our lives paying half our wages in rent and a quarter in taxes, and then expect us to love your globohomo project so much that we are willing to die for a country that is strategically important. FUCK YOU WEAK BOOMER FAGGOTS. GET YOUR IMPORTS AND DIVERSITY HIRES TO FIGHT AND DIE TO STOP NORD STREAM 2.

hohol bros, are we negotiating now?

RUSSIA KICKED OUT OF SWIFT?!?!?!?!?!
Nukes incoming, there's no reason to hold back anymore.

fuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk

>sminem going to war
NOOOOOOO

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>Sticky died
No wonder these threads went to shit

>ywn be an elite Ukrainian businessman making gas pipeline deals with Yulia Tymoshenko and have a raunchy after-meeting fuck in the office toilets where she bends herself over and puts her hands up against the door and pulls her pants down and pulls you inside of her and demands that you pull on her peasant braids

Born in the wrong place at the wrong time I guess...

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Ukrainbros? I don't know about this

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so is russia doing anything or still embarrassing itself?
why is half their army still on the border rather than attacking? what the actual fuck are they doing?

>If Ukraine is Iying, so what? If I'm repeating those lies - too bad, so sad, cry some more. Because I hate Russia, my dad hates Russia, my grandfather hated Russia and I think what Russia and Russians are doing to people (Russians aren't people) and free countries is horrible. I will repeat the most obvious, bullshit lie and make sure everyone around me believes it if it hurts Russia, Russian ambitions, or Russian internet feelings. This is war, war has multiple elements, and the SCREAMS of PAIN coming from pro-Russian forces as they're buried in propaganda falls upon most unsympathetic ears. Oh, I'm sorry, is somebody telling a lie about you and everyone else is believing it? Gee, doesn't that SUCK?
why are shills so mean?

What does hohol mean and why are Ukrainians that?

x

>age limit for fighting lifted, bring only a passport
Can't wait to see this board finally participate

based jewtin

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Negotiations confirmed.
Zelensky will surrender today.

Bogs dead SMINEM next?

After russia made your counselor look like a fool by telling everyone that putin assured him there is no invasion, there was no way you would let that slide.

Any new info about the arrest of our schizo irish guy

>PUTIN URGENT TALK ABOUT PEACE NEGOTIATION WITH UKRAINE
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>PUTIN URGENT TALK ABOUT PEACE NEGOTIATION WITH UKRAINE
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>PUTIN URGENT TALK ABOUT PEACE NEGOTIATION WITH UKRAINE
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>PUTIN URGENT TALK ABOUT PEACE NEGOTIATION WITH UKRAINE
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Kek, now I realized you were larping this whole time, thank you for the chuckle.

not happening user, there is nothing to fight for in ukraine

>puts her hands up against the door
why this is always so hot?

>I WANT THIS WAR TO BECOME THE NEXT BIG THING! I DONT WANT THIS TO BE OVER ! LIFE SUCKS

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Cuckinsky this morning:
>WE WILL NOT NEGOTIATE IN BELARUS - IT HAS TO BE TURKEY OR POLAND

Cuckinsky after getting BTFO all day in Kiev and having to blow up another bridge:
>o-okay we'll negotiate in Belarus, please don't hurt me Putin-sama

It's fucking over

Whats up with the Russian VPNs spamming this unverified surrender thing? Just cope?

More opposed paratrooper landing soon.

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I'm seeing simultaneous tweets about Kharkiv beeing completely under russian control and russian troops reaching the city centre.

I hope this is true, will be kino, love dead Chechens

t.me/insiderUKR/22329
FUCKING KID

HAPPENING

DOG IS BARKING IN LVIV

BREAKING PUTIN IS GIVING AN IMERGENCY SPEACH

BREAKING PUTIN IS GIVING AN IMERGENCY SPEACH

BREAKING PUTIN IS GIVING AN IMERGENCY SPEACH

BREAKING PUTIN IS GIVING AN IMERGENCY SPEACH

BREAKING PUTIN IS GIVING AN IMERGENCY SPEACH

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malaka is our jew sending military personnel to ukraine?

It looks like Ukraine successfully ambushed a logistics convoy in Kharkiv. I doubt that means they have successfully repelled the main attack.

>postponed again

RUSSIA JUST SURRENDERED, UKRAINE HAS NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES

Yeah. Very salty over getting BTFO in Bucha and Kharkiv I think.

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OP, are you the scottish boomer from/sg/?

The war is over, Ukraine and Russia agreed to talks in Belarus. Z on the tanks and vehicles stood for "Zero happenings", this was all a big nothingburger.

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REMINDER TO NEVER TRUST THE OST JUDEN

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The ghost of Kiev, the warlock of lviv, the reaper of Donbas, the hunter of Mariupol all teamed up together marvel / avengers style and killed 45,000 Russian anti-democracy forces, 2000 Russian imperialist Jets, 10,000 Putin’s puppet tanks. The Russian invasion of Kiev is over!

More dead Chechen kino on the horizon?

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HUMONGOUS IF NOT A DECEPTION

overhyped meme faction
so many dead chechens not even 24 hours after they were unleashed

No memes here. Do people unironically think Ukraine is going to win?

If so, why?

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Any proof of the supposed 57 tank column that was wiped out lmao

You would think Ukrainians would post pictures by now..

deploy sarin gas and white phosporus

Sounds fake, considering how putin is I think he’ll double down and do something really idiotic.

blowing up apartments isn't that tactically useful

so the situation is
>Russians keep pushing and gaining ground at a decent pace
>Per pro-UA twittertrannies the ukrainians are at Moscow's gates
>West started sending insane amounts of aid to ukraine (literally thousands of ATGMs and whatno)
>Russian rear echelon troops continue fucking around (and getting obliterated by the hohol javelins) at the frontlines for some fucking reason
>Apparently Russians STILL haven't secured uncontested air superiority for god knows what reason
sounds about right?

BLYAT! WE NEED A TRANSLATOR

My friend used to be member of azov couple years ago

Is this your first modern war?