Germany invests €100 billion for its army

Germany to establish a €100 billion special fund to rebuild its military. Annual defense expenditure will be raised to at least 2% of the GDP

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and of course they got standing ovations for this by the kiked bundestagsabgeordneten

And so it begins again.

Most young germans are not fit for the military anyways
We are drugged out of shape and anti-military

That's like 4 tanks and one plane. We already spend a gazillion Euro the last 70 years, what happened to all that money ? AA still runs on windows 2000. German military is even worse than US on wasting money.

All the money will be used to build transgender toilets or new pink uniforms with rainbow colors on it.

great maybe with their tranny-turk special forces they can assist me with my dilating

türks must be officers in the neo-alman army.

Kek.
I don't know about you, but it smells like money for me ...

If there is actually war these people will be put in the timeout box

bro i dont know, i have some decades of experience with turks from germany and its an estimate that one, maybe two of ten are fit to lead.

why not send them on scouting missions ?

BREAKIN NEWS!!!!
SCHOLZ JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE NEW GERMANS NEED MORE LEBENSRAUM!

>great maybe with their tranny-turk special forces they can assist me with my dilating
there is a special place in my heart for you, aquafresh

>i have some decades of experience with turks from germany
You have my condolences

>HEY EVERYONE !
>QUESTION to discuss FOR (You)

"Whats the difference between: NATSI and NAZI ?"
(from your point of view)

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To make the Bundeswehr climate friendly? E-Tanks when?

I'm sure 90% of it will be spent on ((((((((((consulting)))))))))).

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BONGS AND FROGS ARE AFRAID

OMG SECRET NAZI FOREST

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Holy shit they just announced they will build 50000 Wiesel

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Good to see Israel getting another army willing to die for them.

>bundestagsabgeordneten
Why are some German words just as long as some English sentences? I thought you guys were supposed to be efficient in everything

Also today is my birthday so be nice

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imagine getting your own wiesel!
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>E-Tanks
they just use the secret Paddelbootantriebmechanismus and install four pairs of crank lever transmissions and a 1:6000000 gearbox in the room where the old turbine was installed

I don't know, but do you happen to have more pictures of women in lingeries using rifles?

"NATSI" is Finnish for nazi

t. finn

We don't insert useless spaces between words.
Very efficient!

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you need bigger brackets for this

>this activates the Almans

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You can't buy manliness simply by investing money*innen though
Germany is cucked beyond repair.

but can they operate completely unmanned and remote controlled in a Wieselpack ?

I would dome the one on the left, rape middle, make war bride out of right

>100 billion (100.000.000.000€)
> 4 tanks
sure

Placing my bets. Polands rating quite high right now. Wonder how soon you will need “protection” and austria is a wildcard at the moment. Godspeed

POLAND here we come!!!
We all know the EU is failing.

I am starting a defense company, we will build a new type of light armored vehicle (modified BMW truck). Anyone want to join up? Munich area.

we are talking to investors already.

In America as well

..the last time the red and greens where together in charge in germany, they joind the kosovo and afgahnistan war. 20 years later, after two decades of wrecking the millitary, by a conservative gouverment, they start to fund the millitary with the money trump always demanded germany should invest.

the truth is, the real warmonger in germany are the reds(spd) and greens(die grünen/b90) ...would not wonder when we get carpet bombed by bomber harris again.

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leopard 2 costs 15million

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Happy bday user!

No, he's right. The money will be pumped into the usual corpos like KMW or Airbus to develop some cutting-edge technology that the yanks have already had for two decades, which will be heralded as the dawn of a new era of warfare in the media to justify the corruption. Then the corpo will be like "Sawwy, it's more expensive and will take more time than anticipated" and get 2-3x the amount that was planned.
In the end, the 100 billion will literally buy a handful of pieces of equipment.
Germany is one of the most corrupt countries in NATO, people just don't pay enough attention.

Its not 100 billion, its 100 thousand million. Why are americans so dumb?

WW3 will come in our lifetime!
And this time Germany and Japan will be "good".

>BMW truck

that way we can save on indicators!

How can I get into arms dealing business? There is so much money to make in defense contracts right now.

Because their lives are worth more than yours

What's your problem?
> 100 Milliarden
> 100 Billion
> = 100 Million * 1000

Oh No Poland!

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...something like this?

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>100 thousand
No such thing, wtf

I'n guessing a lot of it will be for straight up procurement
For reference out of our current budget (45 billion €) only a little more than 10 billion € was for procuring new weapons

>Unmanned Wiesels with 20mm automatic cannons and TOW's
Nightmare fuel if it would work.

>100.000.000.000€
see

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I think you're the dumbass.
> Millionen = million
> Milliarden = billion
> Billionen = trillion
> Billiarden = quadrillion
> Trillionen = quintillion
> Trilliarde = sextillion
German numbers are dumb but it's something to make them feel special about themselves again

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lol based

How many simultaneous blitzkriegs is this?

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...not only that! much money will be sinked in the irrational bureaucracy of the "wehrbeschaffungsamt" and the idiotic demands of the female defense minister cunt who has no idea what millitary realy needs.

>picture
sexy

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natsis and nazis are both the same
naughtsies on the other hand are pretty cool fellas

Why do you post 1 post with this id and then with a memeflag, how obvious can the bot spam for add revenue or agitation get?
No human write posts and then don't reply to a single fucking thing that is said.

This. Who are they going to recruit?

theyjustputwordstogether

>Why are some German words just as long as some English sentences?
We only need one word for something that you need a sentence for.

>if
H3H3H3 Y0

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Berlin here, give me a protonmail.

>Annual defense expenditure will be raised to at least 2% of the GDP
This is the minimum we have fallen short of paying for years.

>Wofür?
Ja für alles!

A gorillion

I just like reading what you have to say

>German Bundeskanzler announces historic one-time 100 billion military spending + increase to over 2% of GDP
>gets thundering applause
I don't even know what timeline this is anymore. Trump was funny. Covid was funny. I don't know if I find this funny anymore

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A big nothingburger. The German military is not underfunded. It has a severe corruption and incompetence problem. throwing more money at it won't solve the problem.

pol retards don't grasp that, they were laughing at germany for vax mandates mere 7 days ago, and now they're larping it as "based"