Ukrainian spies are watching/listening to my house

are you a double agent?

go to market. buy something for a nice dinner.buy flowers. tie a ribbon to your mailbox and put a note inside. the note says 'hi cutie, want to have dinner?'.

tell her you have top secret intel in your pants

Call them gay niggers then kill yourself.

Why aren't you defending your country faggot. Russia won't watch, they will just drag your faggot ass away. They love ass play

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can they hear you?
maybe say something like: "she is cute, i want to lick her armpits so much". also, make sure that she understands that you mean her. maybe describe some of her physical attributes or what she is wearing today. and then start furiously masturbating. women love this kind of stuff imo.

some patriotic idiot decided to waste war resources on investigating me because i posted (erroneous) info online that was a little too specific. I'll try not to make that mistake again but i cant just not talk at all about a happening...

they make it super obvious that youre being watched. i think the point is to send a message, leaving their own lights on at night with their equipment, acting like "oh shit he saw us""" even after the 7-8th time you stare at them. kinda lame imo

Volunteer and get that free stuff you know.

fuck off retard the huge majority of people (ukrainian and american) arent willing to die for their country. if youve ever watched a live stream you can see that no one here gives a shit

i like this idea, might have to wait for their evening shift. there should be plenty of opportunity to do this in the next week because i dont think any of us are going anywhere...

am i on a fake phone call with someone while im describing her or just talking to myself in the dark?

Masturbate and make sure she sees it.