Ukraine war humor thread

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didn't understand the first punchline until someone explained the speedrunning lingo. the way he ties it up by the end of the video is breddy gud.
youtu.be/zP9D6NyZ66A

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someone spent the time photoshopping goatse
lel

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When Kiev is totally occupied by Russian soldiers will retarded westerners finally stop worshipping useless fucking gadgets?

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Sure but that wont be happing sorry tanky

No, they will be remembered.

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>Iron Man of Kiev taken out 75 jets in his high tech iron man suit
>Cougar of Kyiv successfully seduced 890 Russian service men and got them to switch sides and provide intel to Ukraine MoD
>Ghost of Kyiv taken out almost 300 russian planes
>Ukrainian Reaper personally executed 450 Russian dogs including entire elite spetznaz units
>Samurai of Kyiv managed to take out 165 Russian tanks with his sword
>Ukraine air defense BTFOs 150 russian planes over the black sea and in Ukraine proper
>columns of russian hardware for miles and miles sit destroyed, estimated losses: 780 tanks, 250 APCs, 375 towed artillery among others
>Odessa Ass Bandit rapes over 80 russian military men and POWs
>Russian service members fleeing like crazy and joining Ukraine side
>Britain is delivering high tech weapons and ammunition
>Zelensky personally on the ground, fighting with his soldiers on the front lines to boost morale
>Entire Russian government crippled by sanctions, even China distancing themselves from Putler
>Russia hit the wrong AA sites, so they cant even achieve air superiority
>hundreds of russian artillery captured intact by Ukrainians
>twitter and facebook now blocking Russians from making accounts
>Russian access to porn site pornhub BLOCKED
>Russian news agency TASS reports and then immediately deletes news that over 60,000 russian troops died during the invasion already
>Somalia imposes sanctions and BANS russians citizens from entering
>canadians REMOVE russian vodka fron their store shelves
>two teens hold off 125 Russian invaders for DAYS before running out of ammunition and resorting to ambush attacks with hammers

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Does anyone have a version of this that isn't compressed to hell and back.

Yeah the shills will start shilling a ukrainian rebellion

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>Machismo used as an insult
That's Americalicious, Russia BTFO by the child-castration empire of American niggers and jews.

Hey Globohomo man, gonna he great when the Russian flag waves over Kiev.

Sure thing, not before Russia is thoroughly embarrassed and set to fall apart.

It’s THE goatse, you know, Mandingo pendulum mandela effect, it’s how we got the metre

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