Aus/pol/ 2022: AUSTRALIA FLOODS GENERAL /AFG/

Pretty chilled, place is flooded to the shit but i have the high ground

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currently surrounded by floodwaters in West Ipswich. pretty sure roads are all out in every direction. trains replaced by buses yesterday and buses stopped coming today.

I'm watching Ukraine livestreams with homemade pasta and sauce. I am however /comfy/. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

please send the cheapest pack of 20's in blue and 6 great northerns.

And i will never read any of it, go ahead though waste your time faggot

9 more covid deaths? Jesus, that's terrible.

>9 people die from drowing
>9 COVID DEATHS OY VEY SUCH A REAL AND SERIOUS VIRUS OY VEY GOYS!!!! OY VEY OY VEY!!!!!!

This. So called "queensland chads" are on Their own this time.

My brother was caught in a flood up north. Walked a carton of golds and a 50 gram champion ruby thru waist deep flood water. Cops tried to stop him he told em to fuck off.

>Australian made

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Went for a walk to check out Enoggera Creek this arvo, can confirm shit's fucked. My house is on a hill though and my fridge is stocked, so no worries.

Caboolture here, I'm trapped too but they still expect me to go to fucking work tomorrow
Fuck that, but I need the money.

Ukraine is going hard though
>armed civilians
>endless propaganda
>fucking penal battalions
>hohol army nowhere to be found

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Thread theme tune.

youtube.com/watch?v=rHcmnowjfrQ

I gotta get groceries tomorrow. Hope there's something left. Bought smokes this morning and the IGA was stocked.

>Caboolture here, I'm trapped too
Sook.
I went from moronfield to brendale and back for work last night.
No issues.
Why do you live on the wrong side of the river m8?

I'm in Brissie. I'm literally trapped at home. If I go down the road one way there are houses that have been flooded and in the other direction the road is under about two feet of water. Fortunately I've got lots of can food.

>Two thousand people killed in flooding, BOM issues major flood warnings for south-east Queensland as heavy rainfall persists
Don't suppose you have a source for this particular line of bullshit, do you? Nobody is dying here afaik
Christ, does this board do anything except spread disinformation anymore??

fuck that mate. stay dry. good luck.

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Military action like this are usually settled in back rooms deals before borders are penetrated. Putin could carpet bomb Kiev and take the city in 24hrs.

This morning woollies was fucked.
So many cunts that they had a cunt stopping people going in until some came out.

Thats what you fags get for not vaxxing against floods

you lads are all wrestling crocodiles right now right

Aldi will be fine as usual.

Bullsharks mate. They're pissed off too.

If you're actually trapped you can't get to work you stupid fuck.

have you locked down yet?

Totally cut off up here at Toogoolawah as well.

*AHEM

Queensland "chads" have been reveal to be cucked homos.

Don't need to, they're having a feeding frenzy on all the drowned niggers.

The caryard near bunnos is empty.
They parked all the cars at woollies.

>>Wivenhoe Dam is now filled to over 169% of its capacity, filling by more than 110% in the last three days as heavy rain continues to fall.

can't wait til the media and normies turn on palacunt once they realised her gov did NOTHING to fix the QLD water system and blew 50 mil on a destoryed flooded quarantine camp

topkek

twitter.com/7NewsBrisbane/status/1497783131255894021

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One of my relatives is getting rescued, she was in a horrible car crash a few years back. Fucked up her legs, shes living at her farmhouse currently and is trapped. Water is reaching the house, and getting inside. Still waiting for the SES to get her, a couple horses died and all the chickens are fucking gone. They've been obliterated.

Blocked drain.

you aussies have been breaking my heart lately

6 dead, 1 missing so far.

jesus speaking of bull sharks

how tf does a country with no major rivers have floods?

Not much they could've done to fix it outside of telling dumb cunts not to build their houses in the river.

STOP FLOODING YOU COWARDS! You're taking up valuable space on the board that could have been used to display Ukranian heroes!

Pretty comfy rn, even though the thought of work in the morning is killing me. Hopefully the flood is bad enough that work gets called off. 2 weeks into my apprenticeship and I already don't like it

Weird how Morwell fight club thred gets posted and every australian thred on Any Forums instantly dies, did you all need a collective second to gather yourselves maybe?

well, proper zoning is part of the government's job isn't it

face of a gremlin
good thing is the property market in qld will cool down as nsw and vicfags bail and run home and sell off