Serious replies only please

I have been a marksman since I was 8. I would like to join the Ukranians fighting against Russia.

How can a 22 yr old in the midwest with little money make it to Ukraine right now? I have about $1200 and can sell my beater for about $800 if needed.

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REMEMBER BERNIE BROS

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Just hit up Zelensky on Twitter and tell him you wanna fight

kill yourself

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maybe just walk out into traffic and save the time and energy you are about to spend to die for a stupid cause.

no you midget

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>fly to country with neutral land border with Ukraine
>cross border
>ask for rifle
>die in jewish war
Pretty simple

you're too poor to make the journey

donate a couple bucks and put a bumper sticker on your beater

This is a troll post, but it's important to understand that there are many real live normiecons in existence who watch Fox News and actually think this.

unironically the actual best plan. No flights in, so getting as close as you can and hoofing it is the best shot you got.

post your contact info here and we'll get in touch

Kek Russia look ridiculous, I don't know how well the states would have done, but I imagine much better than this shit show.
Can't wait for the protests and a military coup to oust him and Russia gets BLACKED hard by the globohomo.

Fly to Poland
Start Hitch Hiking

Why are you asking such a dumb question?

are you the ghost of kiev?

I get that.
Trying to figure out a close airport that I could fly to in short notice. I am not the best with geography, but I can tell it would be Romania or Moldova.

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>marksman since I was 8

Jokes aside, it takes a lot more than marksmanship to become a soldier. If you want to kill and die for a foreign country, there are easier way, go enlist in US army or marines. It's not even free, you'll get payed for it.

Get killed 1/1000 mile inland by Ukraine citizen because you don't speak the language.
Good luck faggot

obvious bait, but your picrel is exactly the kind of dumb emotional shit that the normies eat up
>omg ukrainian with cute kot!
>omg I love cute kots!
>omg i love ukraine!

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why would you throw away you life for some turf dispute between slavic oligarchs?

well in order to board an international flight you have to be vaccinated. so that's step one

Or, just shoot yourself and save the time.
>i dont wanna die though
Have someone run over your leg and blame Russia.
>I wanna be in combat
Go play airsoft.

Lol have a livestream when u get there of your death and rape tranny

tell me more about this beater.
since they're providing guns there you don't need to bring yours, are any of those for sale too?
>t. midwest

just go to the polish border they have army centers for the ukrainians coming back to fight

>guys please let me fight for the globohomos
kill yourself

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Don't encourage the mentality ill please.

I suggest buying a thicker dilator! None of us are gouing to fight for fake vaccines and the World Economic Forum! Good luck on your journey Breadtube and ValentProjects!

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I second this. My dad's side is Ukrainian. My mom's side fought in the Revolutionary war and the Civil War for the Confederacy. I want to defend Ukraine.

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My plan is to learn the language and try to live there eventually and become an English language teacher in the future. I can also write software a bit.
I don't have many friends here and have always been a loner.
I don't see myself joining military here because it would take a while with bookcase and I don't want to get bullied.

I figure this way I can immediately serve in a good cause and I might make a life out of it.

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get in touch with ip2.online and get your ass over there on livestream

Plane to Moldova, buss to Transnistria, buss/walk to Ukraine.

You should buy a wider dilator!
Good luck! We arent going!

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If you don't support the eternal struggle of Ukraine defending her borders from muds and commies then you're either a shill or a victim of the news.

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Ghost kot of KIEV

All those women want diversity and blackening, so you best be the right shade of Amerimutt.

you're not even allowed to own gun. how would you know how to use one faggot? i wouldn't want yuo watching my six

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Drive beater to NYC or take train if that is cheaper than the gas. You would need to sell it or give the car away in NYC anyways if you drove.

Get a cheap airline ticket to France. Use the European train system to get to the border in Poland.

die