AHHHH GET THE FUCK OUT OF WASHINGTON DC NOW

Thank you God Jehovah.

>take evacuate
You fucking retard

Yea.

Too bad norad and the Iron Dome don't exist.

Needless to say, fake and gay

Are your recovering from your bottom surgery still? How’s the dilation going?

airstrikes don't matter until black lives matter

Based

Omg. Just checked it out and it's actually true.

OMG it's real! OP is so lucky to be the first person in the world to see this tweet without any likes, comments, retweets.

On behalf of all of Any Forums, thank you OP. I award you the honorary title of not being a Jewish Nigger Faggot.

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It's fine I'm vaccinated.

that broken english lol

>My fellow Russians, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw America forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

Pathetic

crippled your pants, globohomo?

A nuclear missile just flew over my house!

THE WHITE HOUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

A nuke just flew over my house!

fpbp

good thing you're already in the basement

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>take evacuate

WASHINGTON DC JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

You’ll save lives if you do

pog, I have been training for this in fallout 76. Remember bros stock pile purified water to sell to robots.

You just made me Hard and Wet at the same time.

PEEPEEPOOPOO. I REPEAT PEEPEEPOOPOO. OVER.

same. fuck jewkraine.

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sirens going off in bremerton. wrong side of the country OP

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frankly, i'm too busy supporting bipoc and women

"If I had not just pooped my pants, I would poop my pants" - Joe Biden

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Well that would take care of all our problems.

fuuuuckkkk i kust looked out my window theres literally 20 emus bteaking thru my gate

WEAR YOUR MASK. COVID is NOT A JOKE.

Also, you will need the 4th bootser to be considered vaccinated which is necessary for access to bomb shelters.

They didnt have time to proof read. Its that serious.
GET OUT NOW

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PLEASE TAKE TO EVACUATE BEFORE REDEEMING

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based and conquer pilled

The ultimate boaster

AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

holy shit a nuclear airstrike on Washington D.C. just flew over my house!

Is English your second language?

This is pretty low effort. Are you faggots even trying anymore?

Wait really?? Holy crap!!

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epic

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>take evacuate

OH NO!

>nuclear airstrike
What is this, the 1950's?

FIRST WEBM OF THE NUKE

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Take your evacuate now.

>Nuclear Airstrike
Weird capitalization and a nuclear attack on D.C. would be with an ICBM or cruise missile, not an airstrike.
0/10 didn't even look.

>CNN
I'll let you guys know when it flies by my house

Dude you need a hobby.
I mean, besides shitposting the same thing on every thread.

this

A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Washington, and not London? What is wrong with that chimp faced snow nigger? Every man, woman and child living outside of London wants the city glassed. Shit, south American tribes untouched by civilization want the city glassed.

TAKE EVACUATE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

That was a Ukrainian nuclear missile fired by friendly fire. And if there were any identifying markings, then it was a Ukrainian false flag. The Russians don't even have missiles nor have they ever used them, this is completely fake.

God, I wish. Imagine all the politicians (and lobbyists) gone. DC is a cesspool.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Protip: don't both crafting disinfo if you then associate it with CNN.

>to take evacuate

sure