Brit/pol/ - emergency bake edition

>Crowd of Edinburgh locals seen gathering at 'deliberate' late-night Binfire on Portobello beach
edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/crowd-edinburgh-locals-seen-gathering-21250561

>Photos show the charred remains of a seafront Bin after a Binfire on Kings Esplanade, Hove
theargus.co.uk/news/19497360.firefighters-called-bin-fire-kings-esplanade-hove/

>BBQ warning after Binfire spreads to portaloo on busy Merseyside beach
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/warning-after-fire-broke-out-21220933

>Binfire 'started deliberately' in grounds of community centre on Wrexham Close, Hollinwood
theoldhamtimes.co.uk/news/19488784.bin-fire-started-deliberately-grounds-community-centre-wrexham-close-hollinwood/

>Wheelie-Binfire was third arson incident in the Orford area in the space of a week
warrington-worldwide.co.uk/2021/08/02/firefighters-offer-wheelie-bin-safety-advice-following-fire-at-orford/

>A troubled son set fire to his mum’s Wheelie-Bin at her Kendal home, Carlise court hears
thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/19474685.carlisle-court-hears-son-set-fire-kendal-mums-wheelie-bin/

>Wheelie-Binfire leads to police witness appeal in Peebles
bordertelegraph.com/news/19480458.peebles-wheelie-bin-fire-leads-police-witness-appeal/

>Cheshire Fire Service have voiced their frustration after being called out to yet another deliberate Binfire
warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/19478581.firefighters-fury-recent-spate-deliberate-fires/

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>Will was based on you brinnies
youtube.com/watch?v=MkOeb_QP0LI

A world war was announced days ago
But they didn't know, the lazy sunbathers
The lazy sunbathers
The sun burns through, to the planet's core
And it isn't enough, they want more

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pube won't turn up
77th won't turn up
nukes won't turn up
ffs does nobody turn up anymore

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Hey britpol...

Nothing appears to be between the ears of the lazy sunbathers
Too jaded to question stagnation
The sun burns through, to the planet's core
And it isn't enough, they want more

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americans really do love to real how painfully insufferable they are in times of crisis

Religions fall, children shelled, children shelled, that's all very well
But would you please keep the noise down low?
Because you're waking the lazy sunbathers
Oh, the lazy sunbathers, the lazy sunbathers

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i'm here brinnie

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WHY CAN'T BRITISH PEOPLE COOK???

PLEASE DON'T EAT THE POOPOO FISH HEAD PIE :(

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Naw ye urnae

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Marshall Carwood
4 weeks ago
@Phill Whenever I see a hot policewoman, I always have a plan to get myself arrested but not charged. I just act a little bit suspicious to get her to approach, then I become evasive and uncooperative until she tells me I’m detained. I walk away till she grabs me and takes the cuffs out. Then I resist just enough to make it believable but not so much that she has to call for back up. (Getting roughed up by a man isn’t my plan...) I’m usually released within the hour and I’ve got a great s&m w@nk fantasy that will see me through till my next “arrest”.

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Phill
Phill
4 weeks ago
@Marshall Carwood I was joking, but that sounds like sexual harassment and very creepy

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Marshall Carwood
Marshall Carwood
4 weeks ago
@Phill Nah! She has reasonable cause to arrest me. She’s just doing her job. There’s no way she’s sexually harassing me.

Looks like a Triceratops in the thumbnail.

Why are you bullying the thread?

i've become so powerful recently

Who are you?

I'm thinking about Sir Alex Ferguson right now and what would he do if he were in charge of NATO forces

Which one are you? The spacker, the gay, or the multi-megaton mechanical means of mass destruction?

Nigger

but i renounce it all and i retire

ive got 6 of the 7 chaos emeralds lad

Nothing happened in maidan square

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I'm Stella. Who are you?

Kek.

i retire from the world
i've said it before but i won't say it again

Just been out from clubbing. It was lit. They played Boney M - Rasputin but everyone had a twist in on the lyrics

>Ra ra fuck Putin

Also, shout out to Anna for exchanging numbers with me lmao

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Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya: Fair game
Ukraine: OH SHIT BOYS

I'm just a humble Mozzaposter returning after a while away.

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thank you
goodbye

What are you trying to suggest here mister

>Roll that beautiful bong footage

>Ra ra fuck Putin
Weird that, after the many hours required to even begin to grasp let alone understand the geopolitical complexities of WWIII Part 1: The Pre-Sequel ReRelease Special Edition I wouldn't want it anywhere near my head while out clubbing.

>It was lit.
Don't all nightclubs have lights?
Weird thing to point out.

i'm the rich one who makes you brinnies seethe

What's a mozzaposter?

Fucking based I knew something was missing

Eating yummy food isn't bullying, I am trying to save you from the jellied eels :(

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Something something dark lord.

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Needs more handsome facefags imqho

really fancy a teasmade lads

been browsing them on ebay

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>What's a mozzaposter?
Oh that's very sweet of you to say.

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Jellied eels?

Think you are a sweetheart really

>he calls scraping by in a 1 room house share in Cheltenham being rich because he can afford a pension plan
lmao the pension plans are the first things to be raided in times of war you daft nonce.

Plug your kettle in next to your bed then lmao

Ukraine government on fagbook.
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I made 300k last year brinnie

Smash it with a hammer.

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HE HAS SPOKEN
>HE HAS SPOKEN
HE HAS SPOKEN

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too much FUCKING fruit
Where's all the CANDY

A British delicacy!

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