HAPPENING

they are fucked

Are these Somalia stories real?

They're so fucking funny I'm not even sure

Is this an epic pirates of the Caribbean reference??? will Jack sparrow punish the evil Russian man???

>Iron Man of Kiev taken out 75 jets in his high tech iron man suit
>Cougar of Kyiv successfully seduced 890 Russian service men and got them to switch sides and provide intel to Ukraine MoD
>Ghost of Kyiv taken out almost 300 russian planes
>Ukrainian Reaper personally executed 450 Russian dogs including entire elite spetznaz units
>Ukraine air defense BTFOs 150 russian planes over the black sea and in Ukraine proper
>columns of russian hardware for miles and miles sit destroyed, estimated losses: 780 tanks, 250 APCs, 375 towed artillery among others
>Odessa Ass Bandit rapes over 80 russian military men and POWs
>Russian service members fleeing like crazy and joining Ukraine side
>Britain is delivering high tech weapons and ammunition
>Zelensky personally on the ground, fighting with his soldiers on the front lines to boost morale
>Entire Russian government crippled by sanctions, even China distancing themselves from Putler
>Russia hit the wrong AA sites, so they cant even achieve air superiority
>hundreds of russian artillery captured intact by Ukrainians
>twitter and facebook now blocking Russians from making accounts
>Russian access to porn site pornhub BLOCKED
>Russian news agency TASS reports and then immediately deletes news that over 60,000 russian troops died during the invasion already
>Somalia imposes sanctions and BANS russians citizens from entering
THE BIG BAD RUSSIA BTFO BY LITTLE UKRAINE IN A MATTER OF DAYS LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>Somalia bans Russia
You know you fucked up if Somalia bans you

>Can't enter one of hottest, shittiest, hostile places on earth full of shitskins

How will ruskiebros ever recover?

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Somalia is officially a puppet state of Ethiopia, thats the only shit I know about them.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somalia_War_(2006–2009)

Africa is doing their part..

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vatnik bros you got way too cocky

My vacation plans are RUINED!

>ooga booga

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They will never recover after this.

Must be fake. Those fucking niggers are the biggest terrorists on earth

They lost a whole $200 in trades from this

Huh, so globohomo owns that shithole too. Interesting.

china owns most of africa