THE DAY OF THE RAKE HAS ARRIVED

Beep boop buup. Voting machine says unlikely.

What are your terms, burger?

Do I get the second amendment and representative democracy?

Or do I just get yeeted by some fucking nonbinay zoomer in MARPAT with purple hair who somehow happens to commands air support and proceed to do a Fortnite dance over my cooling corpse and post it on TikTok?

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Go for it, kek

It'll cost more than you gain, we're basically a developing nation without the US, and we already sell you all our natural resources way below value.

I do, but the script flips between right-wing and left-wing very consistently. If you allow one "side" to remain in power too long, the other "side" gets restless and causes too much trouble. Our politics are very cynical and predictable.

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Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary, Ottawa et. al only get 3/5 of a vote each.
Free automatic weapons to all Canucks who participate in the initial peacekeeping mission. Standard deal.

MUH WHITE ANCESTORS N SHIET

now this is a war I could get behind

not with sleepy joe at the helm

PLEASE COME AND LIBERATE US

That's an NTF right? Does Matt Furie understand what he's created? Is he initiated?

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