Elon has entered the chat
QRD
Starlnk is satellite internet
Based Elon.
The anti-christ is trying to make sure they can't cut off western propaganda to Ukraine's citizens
Wow, I hate him a little bit less. Putin is uniting some strange factions.
Great, they're all sucking his dick now.
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>Sir the starlink isn't ready, we're still optimizing the software for 100% code coverage.
Then skip the spinning rims we're on the clock.
youtube.com
thots are back online boys
told you all this guy was 100% faggot
Elon is going to give everyone in ukraine a submarine
Russia has been fucking with Ukraine's communications and internet connections, official from Ukrainian government tweeted to Musk asking to provide Starlink connection, it would grant a more secure connection for Ukraine, and Russia can't shot down Starlink satellites since it would anger everyone, including the chinese
Doubt it will help though
This is good news, we'll get quicker updates as the bombs go off.
Internet larping shit.
Elon be flying around in a suit
Good. Now they can make that Deep Fake BBC porn with Putin taking it from every hole, and post it on the Kremlin website for all Russians to see.
post Ukrainian cat torture pics to Elon
OMG MY HERO ELON MAN
Instead of blowing up the satellite and creating debris, you could smother it with paint using high altitude balloons.
Can you cucks leave your fetish out of politics for one day
For 499$ plus tip
It's over.
Charturbate thots are back up!
Unironically I don't like BBC porn. But I bet Putin and Russians must hate it.
Based.
Stalker account, block and report
Humans don't require non ionizing radiation.
Hating him is very reddit user
ELON WILL SAVE US
What's the point of it being active if no-one has the hardware? fucking attentionwhore
idgi
doesnt Ukraine involve the separatist areas too? and the Russian territories controlled by Ukraine? this helps both sides, i dont see how this makes him a partisan
Lol maybe now we can see real videos out of Ukraine and not bullshit propaganda.
Reddit man has spoken. YAAAAASSSSSS KING SLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
That tweet was like from a marvel comic so obviously plebbit eats it up.
hating him and worshiping him are both reddit
THE GUAC
ELON STARK
so?
he's gonna give a discount to ukrainians? doubt a lot of them can afford $500 upfront for the dish + $100/month
Literally a terrorist, but ok.
He's just doing it for the ancap points, information should be free and available to everyone yadda yadda
Truth is, it was all Reddit from the start.
how is providing infrastructure for Ukrainians and Russians to post more war kino a bad thing?
Weaponized Starlink stats that can deorbite and be dropped on targets when?
DARPA surveillance system you mean.
knowing what reddit is thinking is very reddit
Please attend a basic course in orbital mechanics, or play kerbal space program, this isn't how satellites work.
Better be some fucking livestreams or combat footage now. Worst fucking war in decades
this is most reddit war I have ever witnessed
Russia will shoot down those balloons in seconds
this is actually a good point user. I have been wondering if that part of the world is firewalled and we're only getting globohomo sanctioned videos and propaganda. unless Elon is, in fact, cucked, this might open us up to seeing what's actually going on
Greetings
Is it tradition to not post links here?
twitter.com
He WILL build the submarine to get those kids ok pedo guy???
At this point the Russian building an isolation wall between themselves and WEF world is the best they can hope for.
>You can't 'cyber attack' that website, its hosted by Amazon in servers in the US, and that would be an attack on the US.
>You can't take down their internet infrastructure, it comes from satellites in US air space, and that would be an attack on the US.
Globohomo says the only way to remove globohomo propaganda from your citizens is by declaring war with the US.
Fucking snap map has more coverage than here
kek, this
I hate these people so much
>satellites in low earth orbit
>balloons
I'm sorry but are you actually retarded?
Musk has hated russoids ever since they spat on him when he tried to buy an old ICBM 20 years ago.
He went home empty handed and founded SpaceX instead
Ukraine’s twatter account begged him to do it, retard
Wow I hope the ISS doesn't accidentally crash with the Starlink constelation tee hee
Ukraine is using civlians as recon assets, russia is taking out internet and phones and ukrainians are losing faster. More and more warcrimes, weaponizing civilians. So many warcrime trials.
This whole war is like a movie to me.
Wouldn't be surprised if Elon shot laser beams from outer space on the Kreml.
Based Elon, keep doing god's work.
>pixel rick
how to tell the whole world with just a pic and a name you're a waste of organic matter
Anyone who isn’t a nigger or a faggot hates it
underrated post
They orbit at completely different altitudes.
Once upon a time this would have been seen as war profiteering
Good, maybe he can pump doge again lol
This war just feels like all redditors and whores teaming up to play a Marvel movie
Shut up retard. I want weaponized starlink RIGHT NOW.
What the fuck
based
Never. That's fucking dumb.
Didn't his satellites get btfo
Lol. We need to make that faggot /ragequit tw*tter.
he is still far in the negatives
Like 40, out of the thousands he already put in orbit.
All sats are balloons space is fake as fuck
cnn.com
So Elon Musk is officially a CIA agent now? Fuck this faggot!
the shitposting must go on
I love everybody, especially my enemies!
:)
But is it free? Imagine a private person thwarting an internet outage in a war. Amazing.
Awesome, got to get to the store before someone else buys all the popcorn
haven't heard about this. qrd please muricabro?
Starlink can go. Just get Pornhub back up. Moral is low across Russia.