Aus/pol/ - Sunday morning underwater edition

>Six dead, thousands in Ipswich and Brisbane on alert as wild weather continues to lash Queensland
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Fucking rain fuck off

>Vladimir Putin to face personal sanctions from Australia, as it plans to join international punishment
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>A US news outlet has been ridiculed and labelled “embarrassing” after declaring Russia’s invasion of the Ukraine as a “stressful news cycle” and tweeting five ways to cope with the situation.
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Why are normies like this

Queen status: still alive (allegedly)

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I've been waiting for hours. Why such a late start?

>More rain

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I just woke up

who cares we still dont have a country and never will

Queensland "chads" get fucked. Australia is dead.

I won't care about gay NATO/globohomo geopolitics until I can afford a house in my own country.
You FIVE EYES boomers and journalist minions have been so selfish in the way you have used institutions to your own benefit and the chickens have come home to roost.
Your fighting age men don't give a fuck about your wars anymore.
Try and convince the niggers and arabs and trannies and women that you value so much to go and die in Taiwan/Ukraine because I am sitting this one out.

Going to post this in every Ukraine thread until five eyes glowies and their journalist minions get it through their THICK FUCKING SKULLS.
You faggots can't even milk a cow or feed yourself in general and you expect us to spend the first 18 years of our lives getting brainwashed by globalist liberalism propaganda, then spend the next 10 years of our lives paying half our wages in rent and a quarter in taxes, and then expect us to love your globohomo project so much that we are willing to die for a country that is strategically important.
FUCK YOU WEAK BOOMER FAGGOTS. GET YOUR IMPORTS AND DIVERSITY HIRES TO FIGHT AND DIE TO STOP NORD STREAM 2

>>A US news outlet has been ridiculed and labelled “embarrassing” after declaring Russia’s invasion of the Ukraine as a “stressful news cycle” and tweeting five ways to cope with the situation.
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>Why are normies like this

they arent women are theyll use anything to create drama in the house hold fuck i hate women

We don't have one since covid and zoomers.

>Going to post this in every Ukraine
This isn't a fucking Ukraine thread cunt

yeah right try since leftist millenial scum and karen wenches
true zoomers are fence sitting cowards but its better than the severe traitors on the left

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>Australia to send military equipment, medical supplies to Ukraine
Should send some of our nurses, after all they are our front line heroes

Apparently I can get a chip re setter to defeat the printer ink cartridge jew

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Long live the Queen

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>State of QLD getting fucked on
>sends supplies overseas
Not really surprised anymore

>millenial
They're called gen y and they shared Australia's history, tradition and culture along with all previous australian generations, at least the ones born in the 80s. 90s born queers are basically proto zoomers, i suppose you could argue the rot started there but zoomers are the ones mired in their kike directed hatred of anyone who came before them and australian culture/history. The discord filth who congregate here with their pathetic tryhard parody of what they interpret as Australia make me sick.

Gates says we have been the best goyim in the whole wide world.

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how does it work and where to get one of those? ive been putting off buying ink for a while now.

He should visit us so we can say thanks

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If Putin hasn't taken Ukraine by Thursday you'll know it's just smoke and mirrors for the media to distract us from important things.
Why idiots think they're getting drafted to fight over there is beyond my comprehension.
Wake me if putin takes France or an actual EU country,, I still won't care.

Lets share some Aussie chicks

Meet Gemma, 21 year old from Melbourne, just finished a law degree. Top notch sheila if you ask me! Crikey!

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This is Tara, she is 22 and just finished a masters in sports science and is an aspiring fitness instructor. Hooley dooley! One day she hopes to open her own gym. She says her passion in life is teaching people about fitness, wellness and the importance of a good diet.
Holy moly! Can you say hubba hubba!!!?

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And this here lads is Dorothy. Dorothy is 27, works as a legal secretary in busy Sydney. She says her favorite passtime is surfing and she has completed 4 triathlons. Dorothy is single and owns her own home, and lives with her pet cat named Mr Jingles.

Dorothy, you are one of a kind!!!!

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For those of you who are looking for a MILF, meet Nikkie. Nikkie has just come out of a marriage but dont let that stop you, she is wild and ready to par-tay! She says the most important things in her life are her two children. Nikkie is from the Northern Beaches of Sydney and on the prowl for a discerning man who will treat her like a lady.

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And last but not least we have Julia from Perth. Julia says she isnt short but "fun sized". She is 19 and still in uni so if you dont mind a little competition for her time then she is just the right girl for you! Julia, you are most definitely going places lass! You have stolen our hearts!!!!

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reminder that abos deadset think they had culture here before the first expansions of homo sapiens out of africa

>Literal homo erectus

And here's a last chance for those who couldnt decide, take your pick boys, they're all top notch!

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no half of 80s born gen y are the scum of the earth ive known them so stfu faggot

Lads, we had a good reprieve from the Chinese covid shills for a few weeks, but now the board is totally being shit up with pro Ukraine normie tier comments.
I'm about to have some oats for breakfast then build some garage shelves. Also I'm voting UAP

when you are genuinely worried it could have been acid haha

No one gives a fuck what you think zoomie

> Keeping a new outbreak from becoming a pandemic would almost certainly prevent many of the global consequences caused by Covid-19. But, Gates noted, it’ll likely require much stricter policies in a future outbreak’s early days than how most of the world enacted against Covid.
>And countries will need to maintain those policies for a sustained period of time, even potentially against public pressure.
So now we wont even need a pandemic to be forced into lockdown. Preventative lockdowns will be a thing. Just trust us, its for your safety. These cunts i swear

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>Also I'm voting UAP
Nice to see that someone is still interested in the relevant war.
Fuck our traitorous pollies.

This is pretty spot on. It would be nice if aus/pol/ split in to 30+ and the zoomers had their own threads but you just know the attention seeking little faggots would go out of their way to ruin it.