If there's ever been a meme whose time has come, it's this one, right now. Why do Slavs squat like chimps?
>inb4 not political.
It's political you fucking mutants. They literally say "Heel to ground, comrade found, heal to sky, capitalist spy." These Slavs take squatting around and drinking vodka seriously as hell.
Why do Slavs squat like retards?
Jaxson Gonzalez
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Wyatt Gomez
because there was no furniture in the soviet union
Christopher Gray
It communicates directly through body language "dont fuck with me or I'll chimp the fuck out", likely due to a self awareness of genetic inferiority
Owen Lewis
Dont know but most of the best weightlifters have been russian prior to the dissolution of the USSR. Squatting is not an inherently bad thing and keeps the hip and knee joint healthy
Henry Rogers
We call it “the steady position” aka. Always ready to knife you (ARTKY)
Oliver Barnes
>They literally say "Heel to ground, comrade found, heal to sky, capitalist spy."
It's a joke, retard. Are you seriously using Life Of Boris as a genuine insight into Eastern Europe? You dumb pop-culture pig. Besides, it's comfy and lets you sit even when there isn't an available chair. Slavs aren't the only ones who squat, look at the Asians.
Matthew Scott
I'm thinking this is accurate.
Nathan Sullivan
It's comfy? Looks uncomfortable, mate.
John Powell
Her heels aren't all the way down...
Austin Anderson
Yes, squatting weights in bodybuilding competitions is rational. Squatting around town while drinking vodka is 100% retarded.
Jordan Martinez
And you look like a brownoid mutt, but you still guarantee you're whiter than me.
Either we agree things aren't always what they seem, or you get out the watermelon you pickaninny.
Colton Smith
idk slavs are weird man.
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Henry Miller
So you're a Slav in Australia? Why did you leave your shit hole if it's so based?
Gabriel Sanchez
kek
Christopher Edwards
Literally because my grandfather and his mates got drunk one night and signed immigration papers, and the next day when he realized what he did decided to say fuck it and leave Yugoslavia.
Where did I say my shithole was based? Eastern Europe is a failure state, and the Balkans in particular was ruined by Western Europe being too fucking stupid to actively combat the Ottoman Muslims because they instead chose to kill each other over which brand of Christianity was better, and the monkeyshines of their massively interbred royals.
Nicholas Harris
Doesnt matter whether its weighted or not. The movement itself is healthy for the joints. Might have inherited it from their mongol ancestors
Robert Jackson
youtu.be
I will be hunted like a wild animal for exposing ancient secret like this to the outsiders
Oliver Barnes
Thank you brother.
Adrian Green
Your grandfather got drunk and decided to become a refugee, got it.
Lincoln Hill
It's honestly funny how hard you're defending squatting.
James Russell
are the 2-stripe jackets a knockoff? I cant find this style.
Andrew Wright
It's called a track suit dude.
Juan James
Because when you are outside smoking with your bros you might want to squat down and relax
The ground is dirty so you dont sit, you squat
Josiah Rogers
>Why do Slavs squat
We can squat because we are not as fat as you,burger.