How to we convince redditors to go to Ukraine?

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I miss Norm.

convence them that they will be given a iron man suit once they arrive at the frontline

Recycled iron handcrafted dildo + chastity cage set would seal the deal, no need to go over board

or just promise them reddit gold
or the fact that they will be fighting for trans rights

Good idea but rusniggers are already getting embarrassed I'd hate to see them get mogged by plebbitors too

Good opportunity to kill ruskies and secure a cute Ukrainian gf. If I wasn't a fat old boomer I'd take this deal.

>Travel to Ukraine’s neighbors by water
>Bring along disguises
>Tell them you’ll be fighting for them
>Recieve gun
>Put on disguise, pretend you’re not the same person
>Ask for gun again
>Repeat multiple times
>Sail away with your firearms hidden from the Coast Guard
>Start selling your arms illegally, or better yet disguise yourself and sell them to the Ukraine government
Explain why I can’t do just that?

How do you mean?

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If he promised every foreigner a ukriane wife, who would be punished with death if she leaves or cheats on you, how much of a response would he get?

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How can I bring my own guns? I don't want some shitty government issued rifle.

Beef curtains big enough to feed small african tribe

I'm flying into Frankfurt on Wed and I'll make my way to Ukraine a few days after.
I don't care to support them I only want to kill people.

Same

If War will last little longer, then will definitely go. Have military training, know Russian language and have little connections there. Also, some friends have same idea...

anti tank system worth 50k a pop

As a kinetic bombs at most.

>i have a problem with the female form

we need to support reddit efforts

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Free onions, free funko pops, free Marvel, Harry Potter and Star Wars marchandising. Yep, that about covers it, then you'll have thousands of balding men with shitty neckbeards taking selfies with their mouths wide open minutes before being turned into mincemeat.

Bump

Redditors can only virtue signal but won't fight for their flavor of the month cause. Many such cases!

I understand your confusion serb, especially since your men and women are indistinguishable from one another.

>a promise of the most used up materialistic whores on the planet
o boy

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Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread through shadows to the edge of night, until the stars are all alight.

Is this real hahaha

They are offering Ukrainian women user, not American women.

Tell them they'll be payed in bottles of onions

*söylent
Fucking retarded censorship

TELL THEM IT'S FOR HONOR

no seriously, attach Worf to this meme and it will get fucking CONSOOOMED

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I'm not really into helping either side, but I'll come kill some "people" if I can bring my own rifle